[1] Your Highness, I regret to report that trouble has befallen New Asgard that requires your immediate attention.
[2] Your brother, Prince Loki, has fallen ill and I cannot rouse him.
[3] He was apparently testing a Stark device for augmented reality.
[4] I am taking him to New York to find out what is happening and get help from Tony Stark.
[5] Please come to New York. You will find us at Stark Tower.
[6] Please also let me know as soon as you receive these messages.
[1] Doctor Foster, I regret interrupting your much-deserved holiday with Thor.
[2] An emergency has arisen with Prince Loki and I am taking him to New York for help. His peril does not seem mortal but I cannot rouse him.
[3] I have contacted Thor with the details and a request to come to New York.
[4] If you receive these messages and he does not, please ask him to contact me.
[5] Thank you for all your help and I am very sorry to disturb your private time.
The Hulk attack has left seven city blocks around Broadway heavily damaged, some beyond repair. Reports count ninety-three casualties and over two hundred injuries, some critical. The Stark Relief Fund and Red Cross are working in conjunction to provide food and lodging after the attack, and Damage Control will begin clean up when search and rescue concludes. WHIH would like to thank our hard working fire, law, and medical personnel in what was a calculated attack from a suspected bomber and an uncontrolled enhanced individual on our great city.
WHIH commends Wanda Maximoff for finally stopping this murderous monster, but we must ask our viewers if she didn't willingly allow further death and destruction by not stepping in sooner. The Hulk also disappeared so he was not taken into custody. Clearly several entities are to blame for the extent of this destruction, including Mr. Stark - who was obviously present - as well as anyone who failed to stop the attack in a timely manner. For all their claims to protect us, these 'superheroes' are still free to wreak havoc unchecked and the body count continues to rise.
Clint and Nat, you'll be rescuing Spider-Man from Hammer Industries [attachment: tracking signal] Tony's already on scene with the Hulk and from what I understand Val is also on her way. Strange and Wanda, I need you there, to support and take the Hulk down if Tony can't do it Thor and everybody else (including myself) are going to be doing what we can to keep the way clear for Hulk and working on getting as many civilians as we can to safety and out of harms way
"What do you want me to say? If you mess with the bull you get the horns. We all know that I'm super horny, so no big surprise there. No hard feelings, though? Secretary of State Ross is welcome to stop by my place for a drink. His options are getting kinda limited, since I made a few calls this morning and bought his latest watering hole. Scheduled for the wrecking ball tomorrow morning. Better hit that last happy hour, Mr. Secretary. Or is it unhappy hour? Anyhoo, no further comment! Everyone can tune into the exclusive interview on Monday with Trish Talk, where I'll try not to embarrass myself. Easy-peasy since I have no shame. We done here? Great. I have to pay a demolition guy to film my personal updated version of A Christmas Story."Tune in now for our special coverage about the abolishment of the Accords in the United States. The WHIH Situation Room will be discussing if Mr. Stark's cavalier attitude qualifies him as a hero or a super villain, and how the lives of average Americans will be disastrously impacted by the return of violent vigilantes that claim to be 'superheroes.'