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Who: Bellakirk and Scotty
What: Trolling Scotty
When: same day he trolled McCoy
Where: Scotty's scrapyard
Status: complete
Rating: PG-13 for flirting

( Aye, Cap'in, I definitely woooo---oah, what the hell?! )

Who: Kirk, Scotty, Spock
What: There be space battles here!
When: Saturday afternoon
Where: near the moon
Status: Complete
Rating: Pg-13 for shirtless Kirks and space battles and uh....


( Collision with Moon imminent. )

Who: Uhura, Spock, Scotty & Kirk
What: A rescue mission
When: Tuesday after the M-day plot was over
Where: The Enterprise mostly
Rating: PG-13
Status: Complete!

( That’s what you have to say? )

Who: Jim Kirk, NPC Jim’s mother, and Hermione Granger, NPC Mr. and Mrs. Granger, and Montgomery Scott
When: Circa May 16
Where: Their place, the Enterprise
What: Meet the In-Laws!
Rating/Warnings: Low, some swearing?
Status: Complete

( Hm? Oh...well, I worry meself sometimes as well, Captain. )

Who: Scotty and Varric
What: Talking about girls, and breweries
When: Before Varric and Nikola went looking for Helen.
Where: Scotty’s place
Status: complete
Rating: PG-13 for misbehaving

( She's married, and she's about eighty years old )

Who: Jim Kirk and Scotty
What: Jim is bro-hurt over Spock
When: After Kirk beamed away from Spock at the store
Where: Enterprise
Status: complete
Rating: PG-13

( Don’t even stink he ‘mebers I’m cap’n yet. )

Who: Kitty Pryde, Montgomery Scott
What: Friends shouldn’t let friends drink Romulan ale and impulse speed drive, or play with photon torpedoes, or phaser banks...or any of this, really.
When: after this texting and during this one!
Where: The Enterprise.
Rating: Low to medium, but only due to probable foul language, drinkies, and defacing planetary bodies with boobies.
Status: Complete!

( FULL IMPULSE MR. SCOTT! )

Who: Scotty and McCoy
When: After this message and before Scotty was pantsed by Kirk.
Where: the Enterprise!
What: Drinkies
Rating: Low
Status: Complete!

( Feels weird the ship’s so empty )

Who: Scotty and Kirk
What: depantsings, lunch, catching up, and making mad plans for intrasolar system beaming
When: Recent
Where: The Enterprise
Status: complete
Rating: PG-13 for Scottish

( Put me on Titan! )

Who: Varric and Scotty
What: Bar brawl
When: A few nights ago
Where: a bar
Status: Complete
Rating: PG-13 for violence and punting

( Why yes, I do have a magnificent chest of red hair )

Who: Scotty and Hermione
What: chance meeting on the Enterprise and replicator repair.
When: Backdated to sometime during the first week of January
Rating: Low
Status: Complete!

( I know of at least one class M snowball in space that I'd like tae bombard. )

Who: Montgomery Scott and Tinkerbell
When: A few days after Christmas
Where: Movie Theater and then...
What: Movie Times!
Rating: Low
Status: Complete!

( Tink was pretty excited. )

Who: Kitty Pryde, Montgomery Scott
What: Catching up
When: Recently
Where: Comic book store and donut shop in the O.C.
Rating: Low
Status: Complete!

( All power to shields, fanboy incoming. )

Who: Scotty and Tink
When: Sometime after Scotty's trip to the Enterprise with Jim, but before Christmas.
Where: Her shop
What: Picking up a t-shirt
Rating: This thread is rated HILARIOUS for innuendo. XD
Status: Complete!

( Ye seem like yer hands are on a lot o' things, lassie. I'm really quite good with me own hands, if I dinnae say so, myself. I've very nimble fingers. )

Who: Jim Kirk, Montgomery Scott
What: The Enterprise, geekery, fix its, shuttles, and Mars.
When: Sometime before Christmas!
Where: Uhh... *points skyward*
Rating: It's pretty tame, yep. PGish.
Status: Complete!

( How'd ye manage this?! )

Who: Gaila, Scotty
What: On a normal basis, touching Scotty's machine babies are a bad idea. Sabotaging the machine babies and him catching the saboteur? That's grounds for dismissal.
When: Nowish
Where: Scotty's repair shop
Rating: PG(13)? Forget if there's language in there or not, but I think probably not. Just being safe with the rating.
Status: Complete!

( I just wanted time! )

Who: Moira and Scotty
What: Discussing power inhibitor bracelets and their potential downsides
When: Today
Where: Mad Monty's
Status: Complete
Rating: PG!

( It's nae tribble at all )

Who: Varric, Gaila, Scotty
What: Visit and talky! Cupcake championship in the background.
When: Today
Where: Scotty's repair shop
Rating: PG
Status: Complete!

( I'll put that on my profile. )

Who: Moira, Scotty
What: More "Och!" than you can shake a stick at! Talking about making gene inhibitors, dreams, and x-genes.
When: after the Obi-wan log and Moira's voicemail
Where: at their respective places of mad scientist~isms. 'Repair' shop and laboratory.
Rating: O for Och. (language warning and that's about it)
Status: Complete!

( They should jus' shoot each other an' get it over with. )

Who: Obi-wan, Scotty
What: Broken lightsaber and The Force!
When: after Kitty and Obi's meeting.
Where: Repair Shop, Santa Ana
Rating: PGish stuffs, it's not too bad I don't think! A couple curse words and a cut to the head, but it's not in graphic detail. Fair warning!
Status: Complete!

( Apparently, it's very real. )

Who: Gaila, Kitty, Scotty, Pete
What: Ghost Girls and Ex's and Arguments and Dangerous Driving, oh myyyy.
When: Today, after the text messages and damsels who fake injuries.
Where: The Green Maid
Rating: PG-13, language
Status: Complete

( Enjoy running off again. )

Who: Gaila, Kitty, Kirk, Scotty
What: Home sweet home, finally!
When: Uhh...I was reeeaaally late editing this, so...a couple days ago or so? *wince*
Where: Mad Monty's
Rating: PG13 - conversational stuffs
Status: Complete!

( Permission denied. )

Who: Gaila and Scotty
What: Gaila gets let out of the hospital
When: Today
Where: Nawlins
status: complete
Rating: PG for noms

( Now you're infected too. We can eat brains together, forever! )

Who: Gaila, Scotty, Varric
What: Hospital arrival
When: Day ago or something. Yesterdaytomorrowyear. I have no idea, anymore.
Where: New Orleans, LA
Rating: PG(13?) - maybe for language or people who go eww at hospitals but there's really nothing else to be wary of. Other than a pissed off dwarf and engineer having a phone convo.
Status: Complete

( Like certain Scotsmen she wouldn't accept any idea she didn't have herself. )

Who: Gaila, Scotty
What: More sussing, this time about what Gaila was hiding and why she do the things she do! Dun dun dun.
When: Recently, right after Kirk left and when text messages happened.
Where: It's over the phone! Their respective current places, ker~yeah! Bounced between California and New Mexico via cellphone towers.
Rating: PG-ish, if anything there's just some language, and that's it.
Status: Complete!

( I dinnae think they'd take you. )

Who: Jim and Scotty
What: a very large sammich and trying to suss things about Gaila
When: recently
Where: Mad Monty's
Status: Complete
Rating: PG-13

( I'll handle it myself. )

Who: Varric, Scotty, Kirk
What: Well. Someone's not upset at all, are they?
When: Yesterdayish!
Where: Mad Monty's. Where the Mad part doesn't just stand for 'insane' but also 'actual anger.'
Rating: PG13, typical language warning, nothing else.
Status: Complete

( Dunno, an' she wouldnae say even if she did, I'd bet! )

Who: Gaila, Scotty
What: Someone needs to figure out how to change his valar-net status from 'It's Complicated' to 'Single', by the looks of it! Things went sour and downhill, since Scotty was all 'wut up wit u?!' at Gaila's reactions to a certain plotty topic of conversation. Boo. Sad pandas on parade.
When: Yesterday evening, after the truck thing!
Where: Hills well outside of Orange County, for star viewing.
Rating: It's so PG13 due to argument language assaults, it's downright ouchriffic.
Status: Complete!

( Not every world is like that, ye know. )

Who: Gaila, Varric, Jim, and Scotty
What: They spring a gift on Scotty!
Where: Mad Monty's
When: Yesterday!
Status: Complete
Rating: PG-13!

( How'd ye manage this? I'm goin' tae kiss you senseless. )

Who: Scotty, Gaila, Varric
What: Aftermath of bus adventures! Someone is very allergic to cats. Very, very allergic. Lulz ensue. Also, clearance obtained to get samples for future pheromone suppressant shots!
When: Yesterday, evening-ish, after the bus shenanigans.
Rating: PG13, language. Puffy balloon face. Green foot gets sneezed on.
Status: Complete!

( OMIGODIMSOSORRY! )

Who: Alma Wade, Scotty, with a bit of Alice and her cat
What: Bus shenanigans! The further adventures of Alma in 'run the frak away' land.
Where: A bus
When: Some time after Alma had lunch with Roy
Status: Complete
Rating: PG-13
Trigger: attempted abductions

( as it dunnae seem she wants tae accompany ye anywhere. )

Who: Gaila, Scotty
What: Someone decides to get distracty, since someone else is trying to finish up their current project.
When: Todayish!
Where: Mad Monty's
Rating: PG13 as per the norm
Status: Complete!

( Or are ye just wanderin' about starkers again? )

Who: Scotty and Varric
What: Dropping by with signed booked!
When: Right after Moira left
Where: Mad Monty's
Status: Complete
Rating PG13

( Because Scotty? Attracted perverts. )

Who: Moira, Scotty, Gaila
What: The MacTaggert/Scott clan war has a temporary cease fire. It's like the Hatfields/McCoys only with verbal ammunition and scotch. Includes mention of the Tony Stark incident.
When: Umm...today-ish!
Where: Scotty's garage/workshop, Santa Ana
Rating: PG13, usual language stuff
Status: Complete!

( I've heard it sticks tae throats like it is. )

Who: Scotty, Kitty and a bit of Gaila
What: Kitty gets her bike fixed up, and there's talk of relationships, Star Trek and Comic books
Where: Mad Monty's
When: Yesterday
STatus: Complete
Rating: PG13

( Xi'an is......well Xi'an is falling off a cliff. A very nice cliff. )

Who: Gaila, Varric, Scotty
What: The return of Varric! Playing poker with beagles. Scotty continues his bromances with height challenged peoples!
When: After getting kicked out of Vegas, later that day.
Where: da O.C.! Mad Monty's.
Rating: PG(13), language reasons only if there's even a 13 rating involved.
Status: Complete!

( That dog scares the crap out of me. )

Who: Scotty, Gaila, Sulu, Christine, Jim, Janice
What: Getting kicked out of Vegas
When: Recently
Status: Complete!
Where: Vegas!
Rating: R!

( Naughty! )

Who: Gaila, Scotty, Jim and Janice
What: Gaila beats up someone :D
When: Who knows at this point!
Where: Vegas!
Status: Complete!
Rating PG-13!

( Wham bam thank you maam! )

Who: Gaila, Scotty, Janice and Jim
What: Stuff involving rings and characters being squirrely
When: day or two ago!
Where: Vegas!
status: complete!
Rating: PG-13!


( Bad History. )

Who: Janice, Kirk, Gaila and Scott
What: Sex contests and rings.
When: Last week
Where: Las Vegas
Status: complete!
Rating: R for very naughty words

( Oh, right. Trolling. Well done. )

Who: Gaila, Scotty, Pavel, Sulu, McCoy and Christine
What: Vegas Baby,yeah!
When: Day they arrived in Vegas!
Where: Vegas! Gambling!
Status: Complete
RAting: PG-13!

( I could be your great big gentlemen protector, sure. )

Who: Kirk, McCoy, Janice, Sulu, Scotty, Gaila, Pavel, Christine, Pavel (the ferret)
What: Vegas Road Trip. The grand adventure begins!
When: Today!
Where: Various places and then the highway!
Rating: PG-13 for taking a minor across state lines
Status: Complete!

( I better get your carrier. )

Who: Kitty Pryde, Montgomery Scott
What: comic book shopping geekery, haggling gone wrong. Followed by public trolling, buttrubs, and spousal betrayal in a donut shop.
When: Today! After Kitty PM'd Scotty.
Where: Probably somewhere around Santa Ana
Rating: PG-13, language and a random ass massage from a bystander
Status: Complete!

( Tonight's the goat sacrifice. If I'm late, the other husband will beat me. )

Who: Kitty, Gaila and Scotty, and Kirk
What: Gaila lays a trap to get them to talk, Kitty and Scotty fall into it, and then attempted trolling gone wrong, Also, geek cred.
When: After Gaila txt'd Kitty but before Kitty called Xi'an
Where: Mad Monty's
Rating: PG-13 for cursing and kissing

( If you accept the Preserver theory they introduced in the Next Generation, perhaps, where everyone shares a common ancestor or seed. )

Who: Kirk, Scotty, Gaila
What: destructive playdates, the Narada sculpture gets disintegrated, and paradox talks & timeline pollution.
When: Yesterday
Where: Mad Monty's
Rating: PGish
Status: Complete

( Us simply being here has contaminated things. Do ye not remember the classes they had on this or did ye sleep through them all? )

Who: Kirk, Scotty, Gaila
What: Kirk and Scotty talk about womens for a lil while and then space venture a lot. Also mentioned, where in the world is Sulu and WTH is with the jailbait portion of the conversation, you twos?
When: Last night
Where: The Green Maid pub
Rating: PG13 for semi-frequent use of 'fuck buddy.' Thanks Kirk, you started it, you butthole.
Status: Complete! ;P

( ...when I can risk my own. )

Who: Gaila, Scotty
What: Gaila manages to get Scotty to detach himself from his greatest creation evar. To go out for foods. With the usual results, since their outings go horribly wrong somehow The space engine also gets a new code word, like that covers up any discussion about 'radiation leaks'? I think not. Also includes perverted old folks.
When: Yesterday
Where: Mad Monty's
Rating: PG13, language and some of that discussion in Denny's. Eeesh. Can't take you people anywhere....
Status: Complete

( What era are ye living in, and why would I want tae time travel back to it? )

Who: Gaila, Kitty, Scotty
What: Kitty and Scotty's hate is so real. Gaila is high as a kite. Scotty fights off da urge to facepalm. Ker~yeah!
When: Today, after this
Where: Kitty's apt., Mad Monty's
Rating: PG13, for language, drugs and druggish effects on Gailas
Status: Complete

( Something tells me that ye are'nae trolling me like you normally do. )

Who: Gaila, Scotty
What: Day three and finally they talk again in this blurble. Eeesh. And I'm caught up! Hells to the yes! wu wu!
Where: Mad Monty's
When: Yesterday
Rating PG13ish
Status: complete

( Enjoy. )

Who: Gaila, Scotty
What: Day two of disagreeingness + lack of conflict resolution. Tis a stalemate! Oh, and sammichs.
Where: Mad Monty's
When: Umm belated posting this blip! Couple of days ago, same day that Tyra showed up.
Rating PG
Status: complete

( You insult my waitresstude! )