What I've Learned About Weird Post-Apocalyptic Earth v. 98002
By Billy Kaplan, a.k.a. Asgardian, a.k.a. Wiccan- Two-faced animals are weird. Weirder than dimension eating parasites.
- Dwarves are just as hot in real life. Not as hot as my boyfriend, sorry, mr. king-under-the-mountain sir.
- Uh -- I think my boyfriend's definitely not here. That actually sucks. Anyone seen a half-kree-skrull-green dude? Kind of looks like Hulk, but hotter.
- Radiation sucks. Matze, anyone? I was trying to magic a cape, and uh, yea. I got a little mixed up.
I haven't really introduced myself. I'm Billy Kaplan, 17, and I'm
kind of kind of a witch.