Uh, Dr. Bruce Banner here. I was told to use this to connect with some people I may know who are already here.
Don't suppose you've got something for me to do to keep busy, do you?ANGEL:
You have to help me.
[Alpha Team: Flash Thompson (TRN123), Steve Rogers, Rocket, Illya, Ringer]This is awkward.Your thoughts on the arrangement, sir?Any advice?
I'm heading out soon to try and track down this dragon or whatever it turns out to be, but we'll meet when I get back. The top brass decided to restructure so here we are. You'll still be doing all the same things you have been in addition to working more as a team. Some of us know each other already, others only in passing. Let's take this opportunity to introduce ourselves and let the team know what skills you have.[Friends*]
I'll start us off. My name's Eugene Thompson but my friends all call my Flash. I was a Corporal in the armed services back home. I did two tours, one in southeast Asia, the other in Iraq. I was wounded in combat, later received the Medal of Honor, then was chosen to participate in a special government program. I'm currently bonded to an alien symbiote that does double duty as a super suit/body armor/whatever I need it to. I'm familiar with weapons and have a background with boxing and wrestling. I'm used to working on my own and leading small squads.
I come from a military background but I'm not going to make any of you stand on ceremony. You can call me Flash or Thompson or Sergeant. Anything as long as it's not "Sarge". Keep your head in the game, pull your weight, and our team will be in good shape.
Guess who made Sergeant? Never thought I'd see the day.
Rocket, I know you and Groot can't at the moment, so sorry. I just wanted to include you cause I can.
Does someone want to take over on Illyria duty while I'm there?
I've been thinking about this all day, and I don't really know why. It kind of reminds me of when we were all like teenagers this one time when we were playing spin the bottle. It was dumb, and I really wanted weed.
And I kind of can't stop so here goes:
Am I too much of a nerd? Or is it that I share my body with an Old One? Is my hair bad? Am I too skinny? Too talky? Not talky enough? Not sporty enough? Too old? Too young? Too what?
Um, so did you see the alert about Bloody Mary?
We're not going to let that sit, right? We're going to go and do something about it, ain't we?
OH NO. You have been given a dose of Veritaserum (basically, this is a thing that makes you tell the truth no matter what). Comment below with your name so that people can ask you questions which you must answer honestly. Feel free to take advantage of other people in a similarly dosed state, too.
Do I just have that kind of face?