You ever miss our fake kids?
Hey, Danger.
Tell me there are bar-hopping plans tonight, because holy shit, am I bored.
And when I'm bored, I try to break my parole.
Want to invite some folks over this weekend or next? I can fire up the grill now that it's nice out again.
» so I had the Cindy Crawford nightmare again
» Just for talking about it
» Only instead of Cindy Crawford, it was you
» Thinking of you xoxo
The Pod God is a regular old prankster. I gotNoh-Varr'sthe soul bow in the pod drop.
This isn't mine, and I think it's a cruel joke that some idiot up there thought it was a great idea to send me the weapon of my ex-boyfriend when I returned it to him. He broke my heart. I don't talk about it much, because there's no point, but even if he tried, I don't think that I could forget that. I forgave him, but I could never trust him again.
So why did I get this thing? It's got its upsides. It never runs out of arrows 'cause it's all psionic crap, so that's a plus. Not nearly as messy as a regular bow and arrow. It might even bring down a Harry Potter werewolf if we had this issue again. Breaks through shield magic even. I guess it's handy, and just like me, it never misses.
Maybe I can paint it purple. Make it mine.
[Selfie of Jess making an obnoxious face with a box of Lucky Goat coffee bags]
So who loves me best, exactly?
Listen up. Bravo Team is out for at least the weekend. We'll be taking Bravo's duties for the duration of their quarantine, which means we'll have little downtime this weekend. Get with me for your assignments. We'll be accompanying the hunters, gatherers, and fishers.SOLOS & SKYWALKERS:
Han and I are going to be on double-duty this weekend. Hold down the fort.
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