May 2016



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May. 6th, 2016


Good idea: Spontaneous magic chocolate. Bad idea: Sentient chocolate that wants you to stay off its lawn. The moral of today's story? (Wheel of Morality turn, turn, turn...) Beware bears bearing golden tickets.

Filtered to the Taskforce:
I got nothing on this residue, dudes. Anyone want to take a second look?

May. 7th, 2016


You're welcome.

ooc: It’s a great lollipop adventure! Calendar event

May. 4th, 2016


Hey, everyone! I just got word that a pod drop was located, and that we've got a group headed out to pick it up. Anyone freed up to go take a look?


Normally I'm all respectful and shit, but this isn't an opportunity I'd like, ever have. Ever.

May The 4th Be With You, people of Mt. Weather.

Also by looking at most of this porn, y'all are way more vanilla than I expected.

May. 3rd, 2016


So hey everybody. I messed up. I mean, sure, there's a lot of distractions going on (Really, not everyone can say that wars and alternative lives get in the way of their plans. Okay, unless they're from comic books. Mad love for you guys!). But I let something get behind and just totes didn't stay on top of it.

Which, considering what it is, that's disappointing to me. Top Priority, Cisco! Thanks for the reminder, Tali! I think this will work AMAZING with your idea for comm relays and towers. Can't believe I didn't think of that. Also sorry to the tech team for horribly failing at sharing info on this. I will suck less going forward.

I have sketched out some ideas for bringing two things back online here in Futureworld - Internet and GPS. It looks like we got the go ahead for the next phase of Cisco's Master Plan (with Help From Peter Parker and Friends (CMPHFPPF for short)).

Resources have been stockpiled, I know what I need. But you're wondering "WHERE DO I COME IN?"

Well, dear reader. If you can fly into space, I need your help. I need SPACE DEBRIS. Specifically satellites that we can refurbish. If anyone has like super metal detecting skills, there may be some that've crashed after a decayed orbit. Otherwise, I'll defer ground-based materials to the comm tower idea. Most of what I need has to be rated for space, etc.


Is anyone else really, really confused by the suddenly vocal wave of antipathy for the Grounders? Did I miss a memo? Did someone draw penises on Councilor Wolverine's face while he was sleeping? Did one of them bring a bag of salad to a Superbowl party? Not to mention that "the Grounders" is a really broad term for numerous and diverse tribes with their own sets of rules, alliances, and cultures.

I'm good with hating people - it's my fav! - but generally I like to be in the know on the why.

Also, to continue the tone of this combative entry, The Princess Bride is mediocre at best and you guys can come at me.

May. 2nd, 2016


See, that's what my last apocalypse was missing: the religious crazies.

They also missed a huge opportunity for an acronym. If they'd just called themselves the Order of Pod Sayers, they could be OOPS.

This is probably totally offensive to any of you who are part of The Order that Should Be OOPS, so I apologize.


[Filtered to Bruce Banner]
Dude. Two things.

1. Can I borrow pants?
2. I've got something to show you.

[Filtered to Flash Thompson (TRN123)]
Wow. You really weren't kidding about the massive headache that accompanies the epic brain dump. Totes worth it though.

[ETA: Filtered to Jen Walters]
Hey, do you remember the last time we met up back home?

Apr. 29th, 2016


netpost; billy kaplan

Let's solve the following equation: Best game of capture the flag ever + musical + Friday = ?????

Apr. 25th, 2016


Now that we have pr0n covered, we also need artistic pictures, reblogged vines, never ending comment threads, "tag yourself" posts, people who abuse tags, SJWs, people complaining about the new features, and lurkers.

Power to whoever decided to take Rule 34 as a challenge. You have too much time on your hands.

Apr. 20th, 2016


Sure, they're useless but they're also awesome.

Also, calling dibs on the Hulk one if someone finds it. Sorry, not sorry, Banner.

Apr. 6th, 2016


MT. WEATHER; simon jarrett.

So. I’m not at the bottom of the ocean anymore. I’m fleshy again. Two hands, sort of. There is an Ark here. Not alone.

Of course, I don’t know any of you, the Ark is apparently destroyed, this is apparently another apocalypse, and this skin isn't actually mine.

So I’m guessing this’d make me Simon 5.0. So that’s something.

Weird fucking day. Fuck.

Mar. 23rd, 2016


So I know I dropped the ball on cult classic movies when Jack left, and now there's sabacc on Wednesday nights. Is there interest in keeping showing them, and if so should it be,

a) a different night,
b) still Wednesday after dinner,
or c) Wednesday, but timed so people can do both?

[Barry & Cisco]
Also, I have the full report on the Free Energy Project now. The technical details are still incomplete, but there's at least more there than I could remember, if you think it might be useful. There seems to be more about the early stages like identifying the location for the rift than for the actual method of prising it open.

Mar. 21st, 2016


[Filter to Tech: Engineers]
Boy, when it rains, it pours, right?

Ok, only slightly unintentional storm humor there. Looks like we have a situation outside with the RADARs. Looks like one of the dishes is kaput already, so that needs looking into as well as making sure the system didn't take any extra hits. So, strap on your Wellies! You all already penciled in a little hike for today, right?

Mar. 14th, 2016


ama; han solo & chewbacca

Alright. I know most of you from the tavern, and if I don't, you probably know of me. So here's your chance to hear the exploits of me and the wookiee first hand...

I'm Han Solo, and that's Chewie. It's spelled with an "ie." Ask us anything.

Mar. 7th, 2016


ok i get it. you're all heroical do-gooders running on caffeine that never did a wrong thing a day in your life. i get that coffee is prized above all else. because hey. otherwise we're subsisting on blue stuff and veronica's witty banter.

... didn't you ever grow pot in a window unit when you were in college? no. just me. okay. i'm pretty sure i can engineer you a tiny adorable greenhouse. if that's a Thing and You Want It. (never say tony stark's handsome mug doesn't class a place up immediately.)

so here's what i need:
  • space (i'm thinking a sturdy table, some of your adorable midcentury aesthetic lighting and tubing)
  • set me up near a water source
  • reflective material
  • some fancy do-gooder that makes things grow faster

  • and we're done


    Are the only high-speed communication methods here controlled by the local government? The radio, the I understand correctly that there's nothing else?

    Mar. 5th, 2016


    Alright, who is actually responsible for movies? I need to know which names to take down so that when I summon some spirits I'm telling the right ones all the mistakes they made. Did they even read a book of basic Greek mythology?

    1. The Underworld does not look like that.
    2. Hades' palace does not look like that.
    3. The Underworld is not Hell and Hades is not the devil.
    4. I don't even like her, but how could they do that to Persephone?
    5. Hellhounds don't just roam around the palace. They stay on the Fields of Punishment with a few exceptions. Also, give them to the souls? What good would that even do?

    Please tell me this movie was a joke and not what someone actually thought Percy Jackson's world is like.

    Mar. 2nd, 2016


    "Won't somebody please think of the children?"

    Whelp, this is why we can't have nice things. ¬_¬ btw, Mario's addicted to magic mushrooms and Pac-Man does nothing but pop pills.

    Mar. 1st, 2016


    If I'm gonna wake up with a headache like this, it should be because of something fun the night before.

    [Pete Spidey Parker Spidey Peter & Amadeus]
    Uh... there were like memory things people were talking about, right? Getting new ones and all, yeah? What do you know 'bout 'em?

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