The 100; a panfandom game

I had an exciting announcement to make but now I can't remember what it was. I can barely remember how to breathe. I think I might be dying.

Leslie, are you still here? Everyone I love keeps going away.

Does anyone have boyfriend tranquilizer on hand? Maybe suitable for an elephant? No? I'm going to guess no. I'm pretty sure Oliver wants us to use fake names, but I'm Felicity. Annnd I just ruined that for him anyway, so.

Thea? Barry? Sara? Your names were in the system when I umm

looked into it after waking up. Nice tech for the apocalypse!

I woke up this morning with the worst headache and congestion. How you can tell it's winter? Kate Bishop gets a cold. How did people blow their noses on handkerchiefs? What if your entire head comes out of your nose? Then you're stuck with this little washcloth thing that you then have to WASH. Gross.

I'm quarantining myself. Save yourself! Stay away!

Normally I am not one to make announcements, but the Troubles have caused enough trouble that I thought it appropriate in this case:

According to the tests run in Medical this afternoon, Messere Audrey has been successful in altering my Trouble. Rather than being a walking narcotic, I am now merely caffeinated. Doctor Tam says my blood, sweat, saliva, etc. are now no more dangerous than a cup of coffee. So, if you find me indoors not wearing gloves, there is no need for concern.

There was a....

Did anyone else see, I...I was washing my face and in the water I saw my Mom.

But I might legit just be crazy. Its been months without my meds.

Alison

I'm sorry about Foggy.

Anything I can do, even take the kids if you and yours wanna go to the pub or whatevs?

Hanna

Do you miss Rosewood? I mean, not just your boy or whatever, and lol how long is it gonna take you to get into the dating game again, it's been ages.

But do you miss it?

THE TROUBLED (who want their Troubles changed) + NATHAN:

I was thinking we could get together this weekend, maybe Saturday or Sunday depending on your schedules, and working out those changes. I'd like to do one of you first, so I'll need a volunteer to go first. Then we'll see how things go after that.

I wish I could say with absolute certainty that this will work, but it's the first time I've actually done it. I have Mara's memories, and they're like my own. She's done it, so we should be okay.

So who's ready to put their Troubles in my hands?

Is it strange that I didn't even notice the so-called truth spell until nearly a day into it? I'm not sure if it means I'm an exceptionally honest person, or just exceptionally unobservant. It did take me a long time to figure out I'd become Troubled.

At any rate, I'm glad things are back to normal. Honesty may be the best policy, but only when it's intentional. I suppose you could say that intentionality is the best policy, really. Now there's a great thought to take into the new year. My meditation teacher back in Indianapolis would be so proud.

[Rose Weasley]

Would you like to go for a walk with me? Indoors or out, depending on how you feel about the cold. I like a bit of brisk weather, personally!

I'm brainstorming for the new radio show I'll be doing, and I thought I'd do a poll. What sort of things would you want out of a talk show? There's a lot of history and stories both from Mount Weather itself and the people who have found themselves here — native or pod there wasn't a better name?. Are there any musicians in the crowd who would be willing to play live?

So, I was reminded before about this stupid work thing I had to go to back home. You know, the shared outdoors experiance thing? Anyway they were ridiculous and asked all these team bonding questions about what color we thought our hearts were and a song that moved us or whatever.

But one thing they did ask was that if we identified as an animal what would it be and why?

I was a stray cat. Because many reasons each more emo than the last. Ultimately though at the time I kind of felt like the kitten that got less cute and no one wanted anymore. So the grumpy wandering angry little stray made a bunch of sense at the time. And it was stupid but it actually did make me think.

And considering I missed speed dating. Call this the Millie Hagan freaky weird getting to know you party.

If only every time I wake from a deep sleep, I could have a beautiful redhead standing over me, smiling fondly. It's been quite an interesting evening, I must say. Although I have no memory of it, I'm told I was here before, but for those of you who don't know me, I'm Charles Xavier. Erik, Raven, I'm told you're here, but I'm afraid that my legs have forgotten how to do their job properly, so you'll have to come to me. If you're so inclined, that is.

THE TROUBLED:

Now that I'm put back together with Mara, I have the ability to change your Troubles. I can't get rid of them completely — at least not yet — but I can change them into something more manageable. And I'm immune to them again, so if you panic, you won't have to feel guilty about affecting me.

Let me know if you'd like me to try this for you.

DOCTORS & NATHAN:

First of all, I wanted to thank you for everything you did, Doctors. It's wonderful not feeling cold all the time or like a shell. I'd almost forgotten what it was like.

If there's anything I can do to return the favor or express my gratitude, please don't hesitate to ask. I owe you my life.

You guys! My best friend Leslie Knope is here! The Pod God really does answer prayers. Some of them, anyway. And only once you've been saying them for nearly half a year. But I'll take it!

Anyway, you should all go say hello to her! She's the most amazing person -- truly, you'll never make a more loyal friend or a more fierce advocate than Leslie Knope. We're so lucky to have her. Now to work on my other best friend (and Leslie's fiance), Ben Wyatt! I've made some real progress on my jobi nut flour-based calzone recipe in his honor.

Oh, but don't worry, new best friends I've made here. There's enough room in my heart for each and every one of you. How are you all doing this weekend? Who's going to try speed dating tonight? I hope I'll see some of you there!

Hello everyone! My name is
myname is

my name's

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I AM LESLIE

nope

Okay, you can do this, Leslie.



Greetings! Seasonally! Salutations festively! No, no. That's ridiculous. I can't seem to get this introduction right. Hi everybody! I'm Pawnee City Councilwoman Leslie Knope and I'm completely not okay with any of this at all because this is actually forty-eight miles from my dream second home away from the best city in the world which is also called Pawnee, Indiana and holy crap this sentence has gotten away with me. SO. I should have deleted all that, but I'm too some word I don't even know right now to keep backspacing and deleting and all that.

Emotional? Sure, that's an easy one. I'm emotional! I'm emoting!

there are no waffles in the future are there

So the fact that this kidnapping doesn't involve any torture so far is pretty nice but the location sure could be better. Like the beach.

But they said I should introduce myself on here because that apparently helps with the whole 'SURPRISE' you're in the future or a future which is seriously crazy.

Anyway I'm Caroline. Is this what introducing yourself in an AA meeting feels like?

( Filtered away from Jessica Jones* )

Well, now that I've stopped seeing cartoon birds flying about, I'd like to say thank you to those of you who came to help this evening. I'm sorry for the trouble, though it can't be helped. Perhaps I'm only sorry I can't make it better.

Ah. Anyway, there it is. Hope you're all recovered and without any severe detriment to your person. And... more importantly, I do hope no one holds it against her.

[ *Until further notice, his posts will be this way because he doesn't want her to have to relive seeing Kilgrave any time he updates. ]

This is going to sound like first world problems over here, but I really miss my shoe collection.

[Phil Coulson]
There was a pod delivery yesterday of hot cocoa. It's not coffee, but it should work in a pinch. What do you say?

Oh wow. Wow. Do you guys get that a lot? The wow factor? Because this is crazy. Amazingly, totally crazy.


Ummmmm hi. This is supposed to be an introduction and all I'm doing is standing around like a dummy saying wow. I'm Kara and I'm a new arrival. Obviously, I'm sure you all kind of got that by the "wow" thing. They told me that there's other people here with... powers and stuff? That sounds stupid, when I say it like that. Or not stupid, just weird. But anyway, I need to do some testing of mine because of the radiation and other science mumbo-jumbo that I didn't really understand and I could use a partner?


This sounds like a dating ad for Superheroes. ... IS there anything like that? Asking for a friend. Annnd now I'm going to end the most awkward first post of all time. Hi, again.

Wish I could say this is the weirdest thing that has ever happened to me. My name is Sara Lance and it looks like I'm going to be a new scout. Sorry if I'm a bit anti-social, I've had a rough few weeks.

[ooc: mistakenly made public instead of being filtered to mental health]

I'm sorry, I should have done this sooner. Before I met my first Dementor, for example. [...] I guess I've finally found someone I can't be friends with.

My therapist is gone. Has been gone for a while now, actually and I think I'm. How do I go about finding a new one? I don't mean to be picky, but I would need someone who can put up a psychic wall between my emotions and theirs. Or else someone who's willing to communicate in sign language.

Whoverse/Friends of Donna Noble

Donna is resting now. She's better. Best not to have any visitors yet, she's got to build up her energy. Won't find her in her room anyway.

Thank you. All of you. This wasn't easy and I'm sorry for that. It won't happen again.

Medical

Donna is under my care now. There's only one left. I suspect, however, you'd feel better having some record of her diagnostics. When one of you has time, do feel free to come by my flat and have a go.

Audrey

Hello again.