The 100; a panfandom game

Foggy Nelson's gone. Don't bother looking for him, I've already done it. Already talked to Alison. He's not here.

Lindsey, I swear to God if you ask me about a promotion in legal, you will be picking teeth off the floor. Talk to me next week.

SPIDER-CLAN:

Attention Spider-Clan! James Jonah Jameson has just arrived*!

Now that I've got your attention.

Peter and I think it would be neat if we all got together on Christmas Eve to have some time together. First Christmas in this new world, and we want ours to be with all of you. Gifts are not required, of course. Hard to shop in this world, and you've got no idea how much that pains me. If you have them to give, you can exchange them that night, and you're welcome to bring a significant other.

* Not true at all.

[Filter to Loki]

So, hey, late on the warning bell, but y'know, arms deep in mirror ladies wanting to slice everyone up really makes it hard to pull out the phone and my yelling voice can only go so far. Anyways! So many Bloody Marys. EVERYWHERE. Heads up hours late. But I'm sure you caught that quick.

[Filter to Spider Clan]

Do we have a rotating chart for check-ups and check-ins? I feel like we do. I feel like it's my turn. SO! How's everyone holding together after that horror funhouse romp? Everyone good? Please let everyone be good.

I noticed that there wasn't anything for addicts here. Seeing as I am an addict, and I'm in recovery, I thought I might suggest some sort of group where we could talk about it? I was going to AA and NA meetings back home, I got out of the habit when I arrived here. And now that things are settling down, I can see why Jessica would I hadn't gone to any since Kilg

Would anyone be interested in such a group?

Filter to Professor McGonagall

Hello. My name is Normie and I have... what'll likely sound like a strange request, but considering that Dumbledore doesn't appear to be here at the moment, I feel you'd be the best person for the job, if you're willing to consider it.

I know that some of you guys are adorably not well-versed in the ways of the internet or how we got to know each other online like, 200 years ago. There were quizzes but one of my favourite things (HELLO HARRY POTTER PEOPLE) was called the "Veritaserum Meme" ... I know, sounds CRAZY right? Well, it's definitely something like crazy. It's like a "Truth or Dare" game without the dare.

Because I don't know you guys yet, but apparently you used to be pals with an old version of me, I figured we could start off all shiny and brand new. I get to find out more about you, you get to find out more about me. So we are going to play the VERITASERUM MEME.

And Mount Weather, you're going to be totally cool about it. We're blizzard buddies. We're going to learn things about each other. No secrets among friends!!

OH NO. You have been given a dose of Veritaserum (basically, this is a thing that makes you tell the truth no matter what). Comment below with your name so that people can ask you questions which you must answer honestly. Feel free to take advantage of other people in a similarly dosed state, too.

Chatty to Matt Murdock

» So is this when we start the lawyerly trash talking?
» I've never had to go up against you in court, so I don't know the etiquette.

Chatty to Normie Osborne

» So... how's things?

Chatty to Alison Hendrix

» You too busy for a visit?

kaine's gone.

It seems the Pod God has looked upon me favorably. I believe that is at least one interpretation for how my chess set appeared on this planet. My other working theory involves Romulans, black holes, and the space-time continuum. I don't know that either is truly workable.

Logic aside, should anyone be willing and able to master the three-dimensional aspect, I require an opponent.

As much as I'd love to blame this lovely thing on residual effects of Utopium, even I can't see hallucinations happening weeks after. So it's got to be a prank, yeah? Ha ha, Major. I forgive you for being a total prat all week! Hilarious. You certainly went to a lot of effort, with what the very realistic hospital and pandering to my crushes on Simon Tam and Beverley Crusher. You got me.

ATTENTION SPIDER-CLAN (& associates)

We're gonna help move some paintings. Come on. It'll be fun. Because I'll be there, and I'm fun.

It was interesting, watching y'all change your behaviors with the abilities you accidentally possessed. You had to get used to the possibility of hurting people you loved while being unlimited in your potential. And I mean, I know some of you got to drink blood and be wolves and stuff ... weird. But hey. That's pretty relative, right?

Now that most things are back to normal, you tell me. Would you swap it back again?

[ANGIE]

Hey, you. All the help you gave me when I found out I could touch folks will not be forgotten. I'm really sorry about what happened to you, though. You have a voice like a bell.

Well, crap. I'm definitely missing my finals now. Do you think they'll accept "trapped in another dimension" as a legitimate excuse, or should I go ahead and get a doctor's note?

I'm Mayday


SPIDERS (+ NORMIE):

The little birdies in Medical told me you were here. Multiverse reunion, anyone?

Filter to Uncle Pete, Auntie M, and Foggy

I know there is... quite a bit going on right now, but the longer the wait the harder it'll likely be to ask and if everything is as crazy hectic as this on a regular basis especially with whatever that was last week...

Anyways. At the risk of opening a can of worms here, does this place have some form of group therapy? I figured I'd ask you guys first before opening it up to the general masses.

Filter to Major Lilywhite

Hello. I was informed that you'd be the one to talk to in regards to group therapy in this place. Could you tell me a bit about the set up here?

Filter to Uncle Pete and Auntie M

I'm hoping that at least one of you isn't caught up in this... new variety of weird. Because it's probably best if one of you could pick up Benjy ASAP.

ATTENTION!

I see several of you are experiencing an off-rhythm type of morning. Let me know who you are and... what you are. It's an official count for official business.

We don't actually have a psychic hotline, right? I just need a little help with something psychic-y, and I need someone who can do it gently.

Sorry to anyone that's gotten webbed by the small redhead. That's Benjy. He does that. I'm finding out that he does that a lot, actually.

The webbing dissolves, so if you can't get it off, just... y'know. Wear it fashionably for an hour or two until then.

...ain't he just adorable, though?

First off, I'd like to offer my apologies to those who did my admittance yesterday and any who I introduced myself to since I arrived. I provided you with false information about myself and the child within my care because I, understandably, was wary of this entire situation. However, I've encountered enough people here to realize that precaution was unnecessary. I'm sorry for the inconvenience.

So, hello. My name is Norman Osborn, not Franklin Allan. Most tend to refer to me as Normie. To those who met little 'Matt', his name is actually Benjy.

I don't understand why chicken noodle soup never fills you up? No, wait. It does. but like an hour later you're hungry again and it's not like a little hungry. It's hangry, because you tricked your stomach into thinking that it was getting a good dinner. And it did, but it just didn't stick, not like chicken and dumplings does. Kitchen, can you make chicken and dumplings? I want chicken and dumplings. I think the moral of this story is that I'm hangry and I want something that's going to stick with me. :(