The 100; a panfandom game

Does anyone else regret never joining the boy scouts? Not for proper technique on tying square knots, but maybe because I don't actually know what poison sumac looks like.

FILTERED TO HOPE:

I just made the shadiest deal with a raccoon for some parts. You should know that.

A very old copy of Sense and Sensibility was ripped out of my hands today while I was in the library, by some strange man I have never seen before. He was very, very shouty and he threw it at the wall and now it is ruine. He's ginger, he wore a sort of waistcoat, he had spectacles on. Who is this man?

CHATTY TO HOPE VAN DYNE:

» Hello. My name's Clarke. I'm with medical.
» How are you feeling?

I wake up late because I was out celebrating our victory over the bad guys, you know? and I go into the kitchen to make waffles, but I'm out of Bisquick, so I'm like, Aw man, this sucks. So I get dressed to hit up the 7-11 on the corner and the next thing I know, I'm lying in some hospital bed with all sorts of wires and tubes stuck in me and shit. And I start going, What the hell?! Yo, where am I?! Then this Indian guy with a British accent shows up and he's like, Whoa, whoa, hold on there, chillax bro. Everything's gonna be cool. So I ask the doctor, because this guy's a doctor, I ask him, What happened to me? Did I have a heart attack?" And this doctor, he says, Naw bro, let me lay this on you. Then starts talking about being in a place where different universes collide or something, and how James Bond could be here any day now.

And Ravi - the doctor's name is Ravi, right? He says I'm safe and I've got a place to stay here, and food and how I'm in good hands. And I'm listening to him and listening to him and then suddenly I get it and say, Now I know who you are! You're from that zombie show! You know, the zombie show on television? And Ravi's like, I don't know what you're talking about, bro. There's a zombie show? being all confused. And then I go, Oh yeah, you're totally from that zombie show, man. Your character works with that pasty white chick who's a zombie who eats brains and solves crimes. But I haven't watched every episode, because I'm not really into zombies, since they creep me out, especially Walking Dead. Then Ravi, he's trying to be cool and says, Yeah, I get it, bro. Zombies ain't everybody's thing. So you have any questions?

That's when I ask if I can have my pants back, since I'm wearing one of those hospital gowns, you know, one of those things that shows off your ass in back? Since I don't want to go walking around the place with my ass hanging out. And Ravi is all cool about it, but acting nervous like, and goes Maybe later you can tell me more about this zombie program, and I'm like, That's cool, at least the episodes I remember.

And then I get my pants on, and I check out John Stamos, and I go, Yo! John Stamos! Bro! I thought you were awesome on Full House. My cousin, Rosa used to have a huge crush on you! And John's looking at me like, Say whaaaat? I also see that chick from Star Trek Next Generation, and I go to her, Make it so! even though I'm more of a Star Wars kinda person, you know? But only the old Star Wars, because the prequels were all messed up by Lucas who figured packing each scene with a bunch of special effects would make up for the fact that the characters lacked depth so you couldn't really identify with any of them as the protagonist, and that they would also somehow hide all the plot inconsistencies in the story.

Now this is what I've been thinking, is that, I've been sent into the future, right? Kinda like John Carter in reverse. And like, maybe now that I'm one of the good guys, I've been chosen for some sort of wack mission or something?

That's pretty cool.

By the way, my name's Luis.

WHO: Hope Van Dyne, Jan Van Dyne, with a little Scott Lang
WHEN: Today. After this.
WHERE: Hope's housing
WHAT: Mother & Daughter reunited
WARNINGS: Some vague mention of the abuse Jan suffered at Hank's hand, but not anything more than a phrase.

( And this was either a great idea, or about to backfire spectacularly. )

Hi. I'm Scott. It's been a really interesting week, so I'm just going to cut to the chase and ask one thing.

Has anyone else tried to hold down a conversation with a tree, or should I head back to medical for another check-up?

WHO: Hope Van Dyne, Scott Lang
WHEN: Tonight
WHERE: Hope & Scott room.
WHAT: Hope & Scott find out the other is there. It goes about as well as you'd think.
WARNINGS: Not many.

( ''Rough day at the office, honey?'' )

You know, my first thought when I woke up in this hospital was that Tony'd gone to a hell of a lot of expense just to play a joke on me. Then I was told it's not a joke, and so I'm really wondering just how many people he's pulled into this thing. So, 'fess up. How much is Tony paying you? And where in the hell did he find this set up? Somewhere in Canada?

I'll be damned. It's all true. All those theories about other universes and time being a fourth dimension that could be manipulated.

Dad was right.


Let's just pretend I never said that.

Testing?

This is so stupid. What am I even supposed to say? Should have given me a script, Bell

I'm supposed to be doing a test to see who can actually see this to check and see if the network is up and running. I guess if you can see this, reply back with your name and if you're having any kind of issues? I can pass them along to whoever.