The 100; a panfandom game

FILTERED TO FRED:

i am groot

FILTERED TO FRED:

So what am I doing? Writing a will or is this not as bad as you thought and I can get back to my life?

FEIGENBAUM! I was asking for him and I couldn't remember I got Feigenbaum, the master of chaos! He's so beat up and worn, but I don't even care. I got him.

I think this is going to be the first holiday season in over ten years where I don't have the end of the world hanging over my head. I'm actually looking forward to it.

What's everyone's Thanksgivings like at home?


FRIENDS*:

I've got a weird question for you, if you're up for some girl talk.


( *ooc; if you think you are, you are? it's at least Kaidan, Angel, Faith and probably Lito? )

That fair... I tell you, they always tell you the supernatural sit out on Halloween and all, but that doesn't seem to be so true where I come from. I kept waiting for something creepy crawly to come out of the woodwork and try killing folks.

Glad it was just weird-tasting bobbin' apples.

ROCKET:

Rocket, this is day two. I need you here so we can make sure those wounds are healing. It's already been too long, and you should let me look at them.

DUKE CROCKER, ALASTOR MOODY, FRED BURKLE:

Someone's been mucking around in my things. Who was it?

FILTERED TO MEDICAL:

Which one of you can I trust to not dissect me if I

I'm going for walk. Who's coming with me? Groot's busy messing around with leaves, and I ain't got a lifetime to wait for him to catch up.

one day of this was enough.

I got enough issues WITHOUT HAVING TO DO THIS FOR TWO FLARKING DAYS SOMEONE DO SOMETHING

Hey, so, weird question. I know, it's just been one of those days, right? Anyways, does anyone have a spare pair of glasses? I'm finally caving to listening to all the hints my head is giving me to say that all this squinting isn't making it happy.

I AM MAJOR.

Sorry to anyone that's gotten webbed by the small redhead. That's Benjy. He does that. I'm finding out that he does that a lot, actually.

The webbing dissolves, so if you can't get it off, just... y'know. Wear it fashionably for an hour or two until then.

...ain't he just adorable, though?

BEN REILLY:

I got a question, and I thought you'd have the answer to it.

FLASH THOMPSON 616:

I'm sorry. About yesterday. I didn't mean to put you in that awkward position where you gotta tell some stupid girl that you're not interested.

Hello, Mount Weather.

I'm afraid I'm not very good at talking about myself, but I thought introductions were in order. My name is Dr. Saunders and I'll be joining your medical staff here. Before arriving here I worked both as a general practitioner and a pediatrician. I know there are some children here; if any parents would like to come meet with me to discuss my background and qualifications further I'd be happy to meet you.

Obviously our situation here is less than ideal, but if there's anything I can do for anyone to make them more comfortable, whether as a doctor or just a friendly ear, please don't hesitate to come speak to me in medical.

BEN REILLY:

Mary Jane Watson just told me that

Hi. How are you?

FLASH THOMPSON 616:

I'm beginning to get the idea that a friend of yours is trying to set me up with Ben. It's weird, I don't know. She just told me I should go talk to him.

ANGEL:

Does it ever NOT get weird when someone tries to set you up without your knowledge?

As far as kidnappings go, this one's got legs. Remote forest? Mountainside lair? Nice attention to detail, except for one thing: the bulk of the Wayne holdings was filtered through charities weeks ago. So if it's money you're after, you're about to have a real bad day, friend.

BEN REILLY:

I didn't know you could dance!

FLASH THOMPSON (616):

Okay, but who is your favorite band?

MILITARY & ANGEL:

I'm going to let Illyria out to run around upstairs. I've told her that she can kill animals in the area, and if she does to bring them back for us to use. We've come to an agreement, so I don't think she'll be any trouble. I can wrangle her back when I'm not.

I just wanted to give you guys a heads up, so you don't, you know, SHOOT her.

We'll be taking volunteers to sign up for guard duty around the werewolf shelter, please let me know. I will be taking those who are immune to werewolf bites and scratches first. Then everyone else will be on a case by case basis.

CLARKE:

We're going to need an ambassador to treat with the Grounders. We need them to understand that we don't wish to break the terms of the truce, but we need the ability to go outside of the perimeter for supplies. Would you be willing?

LOKI:

Are you quite sure you're interested in staying in childcare?

WEREWOLF HELPERS:

Our final test run for the accommodations is this week. I'll need all hands on deck at the location for this run. If you are unable to be gone for a few days, please let me know immediately.

BIGBY WOLF:

Stop hovering.

Quill and Gamora ain't here anymore. Who's keeping track?

FILTERED TO BEN REILLY AND FRED BURKLE:

This message will self-destruct in 20 seconds. Your mission is to help me figure out how the heck to whip up some stronger webbing with only the stuff we have lying around Mount Weather. Whaddaya say, team?

TWO RULES

ONE IS THAT YOU DON'T PET ME

TWO IS THAT YOU DON'T STEP ON MY TAIL

AIN'T HARD TO LEARN