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Jun. 15th, 2015

[info]takebackearth

network; commander shepard (007)

TEAM JACKASS:
Who wants to learn how to play Skyllian Five? It's a version of poker. From space. I made a deck of cards I need to test out.


MORDIN:
How are the radioactive animals coming?

Jun. 11th, 2015


[info]goldenplatedlie

Right, so. I've decided that I need to test the boundaries of my magical abilities, at least so far as apparating is concerned. I'm going to attempt to apparate a few places, and see if I'm still alive at the end of it. If I'm not, then divide my things up amongst yourselves.

added about half an hour later...
Brilliant. I can apparate. Although it's not always exactly accurate, and I blame that on the radiation. I'm really sorry.

added after this...
Filter to Guards, Prison Guards, Aurors, Remus Lupin, and anyone who worked on the werewolf situation before
Without me meaning it, I have been put in charge of werewolf assignments. What that means is that I need people who are experienced in handling werewolves from my universe -- the one with Harry Potter in it -- to be willing to throw in a shift or two in keeping an eye on this bastard. We're going to get down to business on finding out exactly if this one is one that was bitten by a werewolf from our world, or was made here by another Grounder.

You lot know how this works. One werewolf breeds another, those two breed two, and so on and so forth. Our job is to make sure this stops before it gets out of hand. We also need to find out, if we can, how the radiation will affect these werewolves. I also want to go over the sort policy for dealing with him that we need here.

[info]skaikru

GUARDS & PRISON GUARDS:
Keep an eye out if you've got rounds in the prison area. The Grounder werewolf has been filing his nails to points. We don't know what happens if he claws you.

Jun. 4th, 2015


[info]goldenplatedlie

Filter to Remus Lupin
You and I need to have a sit down, heart to heart.



Filter to Alastor Moody
Why in the bloody fucking hell did no one tell me that there was another fucking werewolf from our home besides Lupin?

Jun. 2nd, 2015


[info]skaikru

RESCUE & RECOVERY:
All right guys. We've got a little bit of a problem. About 10 minutes ago, radars went crazy pinging us about a new pod. It's dangerously close to Mount Weather, and it made a lot of noise when it came in.

Now we know there's a werewolf out there, and we know that werewolf slaughtered a whole village so I understand if you don't want to volunteer for this. We need a small team, no more than six, to head out and retrieve the person inside the pod. We're not yanking parts of the pod for now. It's in our territory so we're pretty sure any Grounders would stay clear. We can do that come sun up.

Meet me in the staircase by the tunnel exit, and we'll head out from there.

Jun. 1st, 2015


[info]markofkaine

what universe is this?

May. 30th, 2015


[info]goldenplatedlie

Right. I just saw someone fall through a glowy hole thing in the floor. It wasn't there, they took a step, and the next thing I know, they're gone.

This can't be normal, not even for here. Has anyone else noticed people falling through one, and how do we get them out?

May. 27th, 2015


[info]goldenplatedlie

When I was fifteen, I won the all-Ravenclaw cursing contest for the most uses of the word "fuck" or variations thereof in a single sentence. Professor Flitwick chose that moment to visit Ravenclaw tower, and I was given a detention each for each time I used the word. I spent the rest of the year in detention. It was completely worth it.

Filter to Abbie Mills
I reckon I owe you an apology. I cut loose on you and I shouldn't have done, and I'm sorry. The only reason I can give is that I was absolutely bloody pissed that I was brought here when I was. It doesn't excuse it, but I hope it explains it. Will you let me make it up to you with a drink?

May. 26th, 2015


[info]goldenplatedlie

I swear on Merlins saggy left tit that if the Department of Mysteries had anything to do with this fucking fuck up, heads will roll. Jesus Christ, you fucking twats, I was IN THE MIDDLE of a fucking job and then I'm stuck here in post-apocalyptic whereever that the Muggles fucked up because Muggles and their fucking firearms ruin everything, all the fucking time.

Mar. 31st, 2015


[info]lockeandkey

Testing?

This is so stupid. What am I even supposed to say? Should have given me a script, Bell

I'm supposed to be doing a test to see who can actually see this to check and see if the network is up and running. I guess if you can see this, reply back with your name and if you're having any kind of issues? I can pass them along to whoever.
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