The 100; a panfandom game

WHO: Crowley and SPN!Lucifer
WHEN: Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting
WHERE: Isle of Skye, Scotland
WHAT: Remember how Crowley is screwed and he knows it? Lucifer tracks down Crowley
WARNINGS: Full warnings TBA as they develop-- sexual overtones (creepy/violent implications), Crowley's human blood addiction. MASSIVE SPN season 11 spoilers.


( After learning about Lucifer, Crowley had buggered off )

(SPN!)LUCIFER:

Give me the coat.

Okay, so now that I'm more awake, not actively bleeding out (thanks Hawke. and thanks for your arms, too), and a little more past the "what the hell" phase, guess I should say something on this thing.

So...hey. Jo Harvelle. Friend of Dean and Sam. This is still so freaking wei

STEVE ROGERS, ASALA ADAAR, AUDREY PARKER, NATHAN WUORNOS:

I should probably tell you something.

LUCIFER (THE OTHER ONE)

I'd tell you why I'm writing, but if you're as smart as you think you are, you probably already know.

CAS...IFER

So.

Cas, huh?

GABRIEL

Since I haven't gotten any porn from you, I'm guessing you're still alive out there somewhere.

LUCIFER:

Morningstar, come out to play.

WHO: Dean Winchester and "Castiel"
WHEN: After this log with Crowley and this conversation with Gabriel, in the middle of the night
WHERE: Dean and Castiel's room
WHAT: Lucifer can't keep pretending that he's Castiel anymore, not when Dean is getting up close and personal with him.
WARNINGS: SPN Season 11 spoilers, threats of violence, sexual overtones, the usual when it comes to SPN!Lucifer

( He's not built to hold onto an archangel. I am. You want a body, take mine. )

WHO: Crowley and "Castiel"
WHEN: After this thread
WHERE: Outside Mount Weather
WHAT: Crowley is screwed :D but not in a way he likes D:
WARNINGS: Typical SPN-style innuendo and threatening behavior with sexual overtones; mild violence. MASSIVE SPN season 11 spoilers.


( Castiel was acting… weird, even for Castiel )

[Lustiel]
Seriously, a Castiel suit?

Are you stalking me?

Do me a favor, stop thinking so loud. I can hear you from [...] the place I am.

WHO: Dean Winchester + Castiel
WHEN: Tonight, February 22
WHERE: Their room
WHAT: Dean and Cas have a private moment after everyone's disappeared and they realize that it's not their problem to deal with — and that's all right.
WARNINGS: N/A, but this is the last time we're going to see Cas for a while.

( As long as it doesn't start fucking with you or Sam, I'm not going to poke at it. )

#thatmomentwhen You can't find the last edge piece for the puzzle you're working on.

I counted. All five thousand pieces are here. It has to be here somewhere.

TEAM JACKASS + ZED MARTIN:

What are we going to do about him?

Also, seems we lost quite a few members. Time to get some more. Preferably those with superpowers.

Well, well, well, isn't this an interesting place. Not my creation, which is strange and doesn't seem like the Father's, usually he leaves his fingerprints all over the place. And you know how difficult it is to get fingerprints off the silver. All that polishing. But the multiverses, that's cute.

Anyways, the kind and lovely people in medical - sorry if I confused you with not being injured, it's a thing - said I should introduce myself.

I'm Lucifer, Lucifer Morningstar. No, it's not a stage name, but I am fairly good at tickling the ivories. Or the violin, but it's been awhile since I've picked up one of those. Do you know how many bad renditions of "Devil went down to Georgia" and "Danse Macabre" I've had to endure? Practice your instruments, people, it makes a difference.

Yes, so I'll be joining the lovely people in Law Enforcement as an officer - it's truly ashame Chloe isn't hear to see it. And Haymitch, Sydney, and Willow - I'm your new roommate, I believe.

TEAM FREE WILL + KATE + GABE

So... I might have just been hit by a Cupid. Or possibly something weirder, but given the timing, the fact that it was gold, and looks like an arrow, I'm going with Cupid.

Any of you seen any strange naked men flying around?

I'm Crowley. I've been here since late May. Do I really need an introduction at this point? You should be listening to me on your radio every Sunday at noon. You should have voted several months ago for me to be your councilor. You should ignore supposedly upstanding citizens and authority figures who call for murdering me or putting me through legal proceedings just for existing (oh yes, that really happens here).

Ask me anything.

And allow me to ask my listeners: what shall I call my radio show now that it's solely mine?

WHO: Gabriel + Castiel
WHEN: After this conversation
WHERE: Gabriel's room or somewhere near it!
WHAT: Castiel goes to his brother in order to explain just what, exactly, happened to Heaven after Gabriel's death.
WARNINGS: N/A? I mean, the recap's ugly, but Cas isn't gonna milk it for ratings.

( Castiel simply had to trust that he wasn't going to meet his third death by archangel. )

We're working on the heat, but it'll take a few days. Try to be nice to each other in the meantime. Takes a hell of a lot to heat a place this big, so when something blows, it blows.

I don't know what's worse; waking up, waking up in a new reality (which is so not one of mine), or waking up to someone trying to use you as a pin cushion.

I had syrette flashbacks. Not cool.

Anyway, I was processed, I guess I'm allowed to stay because they gave me a job. Name's Loki Gabriel.

WHO: Dean & Cas
WHEN: Thursday, January 28th, midday
WHERE: The animal husbandry area, somewhere around the sheep
WHAT: Dean hangs out and asks Cas about the situation with his grace. They talk a bit about what it means to be human, Dean gets a birthday gift, and also Dean still hates Cas's pet rabbit. Sorry, rabbit.
WARNING(S): N/A


( Dean, you were the intended vessel of Michael for the Apocalypse. Your birth was important. [...] And your brother mentioned it. )

For some reason, no one ever believes me when I tell them I used to be tiny. Now all of you know it's true.

And this is hardly breaking news, but: Crowley, you're an asshole.