ic notes and random gab

It's quite amusing to see all you Midgardians so flustered over a few disappearances. Whoever's plan this was has my respect. They know how to create chaos.

A shame the missing are not dead. They'd be wonderful additions to my army.

I've decided. I'm gonna open a RECORD STORE. I'm gonna be my own boss and listen to whatever I want all day and it's gonna be awesome!

Someone help me find a suit or something. I have to go talk to a bank.

My boyfriend is awesome!


Groot

Despite the food burning, dinner yesterday was awesome.

Alright y'all, who's excited for Valentine's Day?

Well, for all y'all that ain't, y'all can come on by to The Wonky Donkey. Not only will there be drinks wi' special names, but we'll be havin' a buffet table for sweets an' a chocolate fountain! It ain't matter if ya got a date or not - all ya need is jus' yerself an' an appetite fer a good time!

Those pink heart candies with the cheesy writing on them taste like shit... Why would anyone give these to people they care about?

I need a job.

I have experience in flying space ships, fixing space ships, saving the universe and --uh. Procuring difficult items. What can a guy do with that?

Somebody tell me how a rodent can predict seasonal change.

It seems there needs to be a change around here. It's what you mortals crave.

You may wonder who I am and that's natural. I am Hela, the Goddess of Death, and rightful heir to the throne of Asgard as Odin's firstborn. My rule doesn't have to end at Asgard. It can and will extend to Midgard as well. If you do not wish to serve me then you're welcome to see just what Hel has to offer. It's my realm as well.

Don't think of me as unkind. Far from it. I'm fair and kind in my ways. To me, all are equal. I deny none the embrace from the Goddess of Death.

Now, kneel.

Riri took me to the mall today. Rocket, I bought this. I put it on your door.

Preya! I have the best news.

I got my matter replicator working. It's mostly programmed for food, but if anyone wants to try foods that aren't from Earth, you can!

I know you're all pleased that it is over, but I wanted to say that most of you weren't bad as children. It was nice to have friends decent people my own age here for a while.

Not that I wish my friends from home were here. They'd probably hate it, or be killed by motor-cars.

Why am I on Earth???

Yondu, what the fuck, man. Not funny. Come back.

So, I was thinking about something.

I had a lot of fun last night!

Terrans really do like the throw parties. I liked this New Year tradition. Champagne is quite tasty, and not as evil as Tequila. So when is the next bit holiday celebration?

I've learned that Tequila is evil and not to be trusted. Is that how every Terran alcoholic beverage is?

*Ri's present would be addressed to Groot with a note attached.

'You are the most amazing person I've ever meet and I adore you so much. You make me so happy. Merry Christmas. Love Riri'*

Groots present

I woke up and my Walkman was just chilling on my desk and Ohhhh My Goddddd. I just -- yeah. Feelings, guys. I'm having them.
We need a better stereo system in the house. I guess that's something we could be working in in the next week or so. There could be an awful lot of jamming.

Groot, Rocket! Get your butts into the living room to check out the newest Guardian!

Spend Christmas with me?

I do not understand this Christmas thing. What is the point of cutting down a tree, killing it, then decorating it in your house? Do you also do this with other forms of corpses in some strange form of celebration?

I like the red and white striped candies, though.