ic notes and random gab

So, from my understanding, a bunch of people were kidnapped, placed on a resort island, and the ones left behind were made to think the worst? And all communication was cut off?

I'm evil, but that's very evil and manipulative. Not even I'm that bad. Whoever did this, bravo. You've actually made me look good, and that's hard to do.

[Private to Loki]

We should have a talk. Big sister to youngest brother. Sibling things, of course.

[Private to Thor]

We should talk. Oldest sister to the middle brother. You know, sibling stuff.

Okay, not getting to call my brother is crap. There's a lot of crap.

Horses are awesome. Yoga...not so much but I can't complain.

Do they make yoga pants for men? I'm gonna need to get some when we get back.

For a friend.

Alright y'all, who's excited for Valentine's Day?

Well, for all y'all that ain't, y'all can come on by to The Wonky Donkey. Not only will there be drinks wi' special names, but we'll be havin' a buffet table for sweets an' a chocolate fountain! It ain't matter if ya got a date or not - all ya need is jus' yerself an' an appetite fer a good time!

help

Whoever gave Cas the idea to put metal in a mircowave, don't give him anymore ideas.

[Filtered to people aged 17 or older]

I would like some advice about whether or not I am being unreasonable.

If a little girl is very poorly-behaved and you send her to stand in the corner, and then she sobs and makes a tremendous fuss, is it because you are being a 'beastly mean ghost' unkind and too harsh?

My father would have done much worse if I'd disobeyed him at that age, but then I'm a boy so it's different, and I've been told that that parents of the future are much less strict than in the 1840s, when I'm from. She's family. I don't want to be cruel to her. But there is only so much patience a fellow can have.

Anyone got any news on this? Council? Jo? We expecting this to last?

( Arcturus )

I want icecream.

HELLO MUGGLES

I HAVE YOUR MUGGLE MASHEEN

Allright y'all, since there's a lot of lil kids around, The Wonkey Donkey is closed for drinks an' open as a 24-hour day care. We got pizza parties an' lip sync battles! An' it's all thanks to this princess!

That's right, I called myself a princess. Tha prettiest one around. Ain't no one got a problem wi' that, right?



( See? Someone even recorded me in action an' it's awesome. )

Greetings, everyone. Such an interesting means of communication. I can think of several ways that this would be useful back home. I am Erwin Smith, though...I suppose I should leave off "Commander" now that I am here. I am not surprised that Hange has already leapt in and said hello.

Normally, I would be trying to recruit you all to join the Survey Corps, but, alas, we are not back home. So this is what it's like beyond the walls. Interesting.

Hello! My name is Hange, and I have just arrived along with my good friend, Erwin. I will be working as a Forensic Scientist, helping the local police and medics with their work!

I didn't realise the world was so big! Are there Titans here? I have so many questions!

Suddenly it's like school here with all these kids and I'm as confused as everyone else. At least I know where I am and when I am. Did someone empty an inter-dimensional orphanage?

[Filtered to the people that haven't been Deaged]

Fine, I'll say it.

I noticed a shift yesterday. Like a lot of people went missing all at once. The same amount of people, plus maybe a couple more arrived, and most of them all at once.

Now there's a lot of kids here. I don't believe in coincidence. And some of you recognise them as people who were here as adults not long ago. Castiel is one of them.

So do we have any ideas as to what's going on?

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his all

feels like a very imagintive dream. but ive never been so creative.

the sky is open and

... its not bad.


if this is a joke, i'll kill someone

( [Text Messages to Dean Winchester] )

There's been a lot of people going missing, lately.
Bruce-

It doesn't really sit well with me to ignore it.

One thing I miss about the holidays are the Weasley Christmas sweaters. Gran would knit one for everyone and while they'd be hideous, a bit ill-fitting, and label everyone with the first letter of their first name, it was a cozy tradition. I didn't get one of those this year.

Meanwhile, I'm thinking about quitting my job. No idea what I'd do instead, but these hours are killing me. I'm far too young to feel like I'm eighty-bloody-years-old. Merlin's pants...

Can anyone get ahold of Roxy? She's not answering my calls, and her work says she hasn't been in.

Okay, I have not partied like that in a while. I ain't gettin' old. My body jus' needs to catch up with me.

Well that and spirytus vodka is really strong. Holy fuck. I've dealt with bulls kinder than that.

[Private to Darcy]

Okay, I think I took another face-first dive from the bull. Did I at least look awesome doing so?