Oh, hello there, fellow denizens of Preya.
Allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste. Not sure how I have my wealth since despite being quite picky and making certain I get paid for my work, I've never cashed a check. But that's not relevant so, moving on. I'm a special case. How special? Well, I would love to tell you, but there are issues to attend to first. So, I'm going to direct your attention to
The DeadPool Clause first.
Now, where were we? Ah yes, me. As I said, I'm Wade. No, I didn't say that, at least not here. So, I'm Wade, Wade Wilson, also known as Deadpool, or The Merc with the Mouth. Since I'm a merc, I'm really good with guns, knives, and my favorite, katanas. My personal face is made by the guy that did the one for Heroes. So, I'm quite good, perhaps even the best at what I do. And I do differently that Hughverine, so... yeah, I can say that.
As you can guess, most people tend to give me a wide birth. Not because of my skills, though that is included. Not even because of my healing factor, which is awesome, let me tell you. Nope, people tend to stay away from me because of another power I have. Medium Awareness. See, I know that I'm fake. And as such, that gives me a whole bunch of incredible info, things that other people think I'm crazy because. And, truthfully, yeah, I'm also crazy. Or... I'm just an omnipotent genius.
Scary thought, isn't it?
Anyways, I'm movie-verse Wade, meaning I come from the movie about me. Technically, that makes me property of the universe belonging to 20th Century Fox, and I shouldn't know all those from the MCU universe. (Yeah, I shouldn't know about that, either, but I do. And if you've seen my movie, you've noticed that I don't care, as clearly it shows things from the MCU, I just couldn't explicitly state so.
Studio Rights and such. Isn't medium awareness great?) As I said, being aware that I'm fake, I know that there are other 'me's, and know all about them and what they did or will do, at least until the writers reboot the continuity again.
I know I'm not much to look at, hence why I generally wear the mask all the time. But I also know I was portrayed by this awesome specimen of a man in my movie. And that there is someone behind a computer that... well, she thinks she writes me, but we sort of work together. It's an awesome relationship. (Don't tell her, but I think she does a good job. I might also be prejudiced. Or, crazy.)
So, fire up the chimichangas, it's time for fun.
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