So.. I don't have a job again?
Is anyone hiring? I'm really good at some things. Like dancing! Anyone need a dancer? I'm pretty dope. I was a member of a 60 person dance crew.
Or, I could be bouncer or something for a cool club. My cousin once hired me to do crowd control for his off-brand SeaWorld. Well, technically, it was just a bunch of kiddie pools full of jellyfish, and instead of a killer whale, they killed a whale.
I also know how to drop the beat, so if anyone wants a DJ, hit me up.