Well, the Royal Rumble's coming up. Yes, I'm a demon and I enjoy wrestling.
I've watched it since they used to wrestle each other (and occasionally lions) naked. Good times. But I digress. If I weren't here I'd take advantage of the all-access passes to the event, but since I'm not...
Anyone fancy having a night in to watch the show? I'll provide refreshments, hell we can probably get a bit of a wager going on who you think will win. If Finn Balor doesn't walk out champion, I'm going to set something on fire. But I've got a brilliant television and sound set up, it'll almost feel like you're actually there.
Any takers? Leave the rock salt at the door, thanks.
[Castiel]Had a wonderful conversation with your brother today. You know, about yea high, daddy issues, Archangel?
You can stop having heart palpitations, I didn't ring Lucifer, I rang Gabriel.