ic notes and random gab

Does anyone know if there's a store that carries about thirty standard size lightbulbs? Everywhere I stopped on the way home only had a couple in stock. I'm cool with different brands or types. I just kind of need them until I can actually order a batch.

[Voice post. She has a strong but not-quite-placeable accent]

I am satisfied that this is not a plot of the Lâldeni.

I am looking for someone to show me how to shoot a gun and ride a motorcycle. Can you assist me?

Half-priced drinks are lies. I don't really know why people go for the half-priced drinks when thre is half the alcohol and that is the watered down story. Pay full price, get the full package. I'd be good at sales. You're welcome.

Also, don't eat the goldfish in the tank. I swear, this guy tried to fish through the tank on some drunk dare. A - it's gross. B - it smells. C - just don't.

Been awhile for this but hey, St. Paddy's day is coming up on the 17th. As many of us know, the holiday has become about getting blackout drunk and partying hard. So, don't drink and drive and drink responsibly - in moderation. Remember to drink water and eat proper food. Seriously. I'm really not interested in alcohol poisoning cases.