Nevermore } logs and scenes

WHO: Mary & Patrick
WHEN: Sunday night
WHERE: Patrick's place
WHAT: Escape plans (Originally posted by Mary Magdalene)

( Breaking up is hard to do )

WHO: Natalie & The Baron
WHEN: Sunday afternoon (2012-02-21)
WHERE: Conrad's place
WHAT: You have a what??
WARNINGS: language

( can you try explaining this in very small words, please )