WHO: JJ van der berg, Various other van der Bergs [NPCs], Nicholas, Jesse, Joey, I dunno. Etc.
WHAT: Basically the Asshole van der Bergs doing the worst
WHEN: Sunday evening
WHERE: Split between the van der Berg penthouse on the Upper East Side, and the Haus of Sausage!
WARNINGS: Language, a kind of abduction? People being intolerant and horrid
( Why you gotta be the actual worst? )