Apparently as a council member for Ravenmoore, I have an
office. An office I've never been to. There was paperwork piling up, and Jarvis isn't saying so but from his superior British sarcasm, I can tell he's had it about up to here with me some days.
That in mind, I'm putting out a call of sorts here.
Required: A personal assistant.
You should:
A) Have experience with wrangling very impossible people.
B) Never expect me to do a thing even though the thing clearly needs to be done
B.2) Make me do the thing anyway.
C) Do stuff personal assistants do.
D) Be able to remember to never actively hand me things.
E) Preferably be no nonsense and red-headed.
That E part isn't a sexual thing, I promise, it's just a personal preference.
Private to Bruce I can already feel you judging my ad up there. Lay it on me, big guy.