ic notes and random gab

Half-priced drinks are lies. I don't really know why people go for the half-priced drinks when thre is half the alcohol and that is the watered down story. Pay full price, get the full package. I'd be good at sales. You're welcome.

Also, don't eat the goldfish in the tank. I swear, this guy tried to fish through the tank on some drunk dare. A - it's gross. B - it smells. C - just don't.

Does anyone know if there's a store that carries about thirty standard size lightbulbs? Everywhere I stopped on the way home only had a couple in stock. I'm cool with different brands or types. I just kind of need them until I can actually order a batch.

She.. She killed him!She openly admitted to killing her brother!

( I got a motorcycle. )

Hey,

So I was on vacation. I would have left a note if I had known it was coming but I didn't. I mean, I'm back now. It's not often I get to take a vacation. Actually, I've never had a vacation. I've got a bunch of gifts for people.

Thanks to anyone who hung out with me. It was kinda nice just relaxing for once.

[Angel Radio]

Who went missing while I was gone?

I've been seeing people ride around on what I'm told are called motorcycles. I want one.

Hey, y'all done seen an angel 'round here?

I'm not playing cute or anythin'. Azrael's missin' an' I dunno where he is. I've been goin' back an' forth from my bar to his, but nuttin'. He ain't usually a flake, so what's goin' on?

Some weird shit is goin' on. Dunno what, but it's fuckin' weird.

I would like to purchase the services of a witcher, hunter, or other such professional slayer of extraordinary creatures.

Alright y'all, who's excited for Valentine's Day?

Well, for all y'all that ain't, y'all can come on by to The Wonky Donkey. Not only will there be drinks wi' special names, but we'll be havin' a buffet table for sweets an' a chocolate fountain! It ain't matter if ya got a date or not - all ya need is jus' yerself an' an appetite fer a good time!

Somebody tell me how a rodent can predict seasonal change.

Hey, fer that blue moon eclipse thing an' all, we didn't need special glasses or anythin', right?

[Filtered from Hela]

Okay, but real talk though - Why hasn't anyone thought about giving the death bitch some 'special brownies?' Like I haven't touched tha stuff since my last encounter, y'know, got a bad batch an' all, but what if all she needs is a smoke?

Or some booze? Or think she'd be an angry drunk?

So.Valentine's Day is coming up, wWho wants to be my Valentine?

Hiring

Looking to put some staff on at the manor. Especially could use someone experienced with horses and other creatures. Part of the compensation could include a two-bedroom apartment if desired. Also could use at least one and possibly more groundskeepers for what is, admittedly, a rather large estate. Living accommodations are also available for those positions. And I seem to have been dabbling in a bit of real estate and could use someone for the associated office work. Some computer experience would be helpful, but I can train the right person. A magical background is not required for any of these positions, but any applicants should be open-minded.

Natasha Romanoff

Haven't received any complaints, so I assume your motorcycle isn't giving you any problems. Still, it wouldn't hurt anything for you to come by every now and then so I can give it a routine going over.

Hello, my name is Sherlock Holmes and you may call me Sherlock Holmes. Or Sherlock. Liberties taken beyond those specific instructions will be met with willful ignorance, consider yourselves adequately warned. I am officially open for business, which is simple: you have a mysterious problem and I'll solve it. If your problem is merely stupid or a result of your own stupidity, please do not consider yourself a welcome client as I am prone to shooting things that bore me and anyone who knows me will attest to that. But I don't believe anyone who can is here. Goodbye for now.
- SH

Preya! I have the best news.

I got my matter replicator working. It's mostly programmed for food, but if anyone wants to try foods that aren't from Earth, you can!

[Magical journal message to Lucius Malfoy]

Mr Malfoy, I want to thank you for your kindness during what must have been a dreadfully inconvenient situation for you. I do hope I wasn't too much of a bother.

[Network messages: Tequila]

Hello, I don't know if you'll remember me, but I was once a fire princess?

I wanted to thank you for making a worried little girl smile.

[Dean]

Arcturus told me what you were doing in the library. Was it you who broke whatever bizarre enchantment that was? I hope I wasn't too much of a distraction. Is Mr Castiel quite himself now, too?

[Bucky Barnes]

I don't know if you recall, but we spoke when I was...considerably younger. I wanted to thank you for your reassurances.

[Cassian]

Having reviewed my actions over the telephone network when I was...not myself, I do feel I ought to offer an apology for shouting at you.

[Sadji Samara]

I'm ever so grateful that you helped me to stay reasonably calm during what was a terrible crisis from the perspective of a ten-year-old girl. So much so that I'll overlook that you had me attack poor Arcturus! Perhaps he deserved it. I recall him as being dreadfully bossy.

...Everything's back to normal? No one's a kid anymore? But I never even got to perform as Queen B. How y'all gonna do this when I ain't even been Beyoncé yet?

...Fuck it, I'mma do it. Lip Sync and karaoke tonight and tomorrow at the bar! First round's on the house! We all need a drink after last week!

Well, fuck.

Apologies to anyone I threatened to murder in the last week.
Unless you deserved it.

[Filtered to people aged 17 or older]

I would like some advice about whether or not I am being unreasonable.

If a little girl is very poorly-behaved and you send her to stand in the corner, and then she sobs and makes a tremendous fuss, is it because you are being a 'beastly mean ghost' unkind and too harsh?

My father would have done much worse if I'd disobeyed him at that age, but then I'm a boy so it's different, and I've been told that that parents of the future are much less strict than in the 1840s, when I'm from. She's family. I don't want to be cruel to her. But there is only so much patience a fellow can have.

This is all very strange, and I would hope all children have found shelter and food. If not, I may be able to assist you in getting somewhere where you'll be taken care of.

I hope this isn't a regular sort of occurrence.