ic notes and random gab

Good Morning Preya!

Look at how intact this place still is. Look at how alive you all are. The last time I saw some of you, you were just piles of ash. Gotta say, I'm torn on which was the better look for you, Pompeii-chic is just so in right now. Or it will be. Some of you should definitely stop by if you want to get on the trend before everybody else.

You should have seen the look on big brother's face when he realized I was real. I don't think he'll be able to sleep for a week, not that he sleeps. But don't worry about him, Mikey will be fine. As much of a dump as his place is, he's got nice big closets. I threw him into the nicest one while he rides out his little fit in peace. I even introduced him to a few new show tunes and got him a bib to catch some of that drool. I'm taking great care of him, he should be fine in a few days.

I'm still tickled that he's playing cops and robbers, by the way. A+ to the RPD for putting a badge on the biggest, bluntest tool in the shed. Like using a nuke instead of a hammer, but I guess when you're driving nails into your own coffin it doesn't really matter, does it?

Also, you wouldn't believe what is in Mikey's phone. He's been consorting with demons! Dead ones. Can you believe that? For shame! Next thing you know he'll be wearing flannel and start trying to talk like he's gargling rocks to make his voice deeper. But don't worry, I know exactly how to help shield my poor, impressionable big bro from such negative influences.

[Dean, Sam, Jo, Krissy, and Isabel]

I spoke with Michael. He told me that he will keep his distance if we keep ours.

Also, I need some very old and expensive scotch. Recommendations would be appreciated.

Oops. I lost my log in information. Seems to be fixed again!

Let's play a game, da? Let's see...


Even though I know my answers to these questions, I am curious to know everyone here. So. Humor me!

1) Who is your best friend? Are they here in Preya?
2) If you could be anyone in Preya, who would you be and why?
3) An easy one! What's your favorite food? New or from home
4) If you could kiss anyone here, who would you kiss? It is almost Valentine's Day, after all.
5) What's your favorite color and why?

Do you have any questions for me? I am bored and can't sleep.

so... i was in a coma they say.

the last thing i remember was taking a nice long nap, courtesy of the good ole homeboys of the qurac liberation army bidaa bint saud shooting squad. but, okay. coma is better than dead. sounds like i was under for several weeks, but i woke up without a scratch on me. never knocking universal health care again i guess. oh wait, i never did.

so yeah, i'm pretty sure this ain't heaven, but some of the things i clearly remember now never happened either, so whatevs. i'm here, i'm arsenal roy harper, get used to it.

anyroad. point me to the good, the bad and the ugly. i'm done sleeping. and what the **** is a Preya?

what? come on! you won't let me type ****? gotta be a filter on this thing i can turn off.

Phew!

Y'know when you start watching a video on youtube and then the sidebar suggests some other stuff to watch and then all the sudden you look up and hours have gone by?

Well, I just did that with pretty much all of modern television. Let's just get it out there before anyone asks: Game of Thrones is overrated and that new reboot of She-Ra had me thinking that maybe furries were okay.

The world is a different place than how I left it. More confusing. More colorful. More winter, I guess?

Whatever. Not the point. The POINT is, the time of the season for loving is upon us. C'mon down to Just Desserts for some heavenly specials. Tell me who your daddy is, and you'll get something special. ;)

It's that festive time of year again folks and we should all keep it in mind to try to be safe. The lights and cozy sweaters and old Christmas songs on the radio can get into your head lead you to making some bad decisions that can haunt you for the rest of your life. So this holiday season let's all remember the most important lesson of all:

It doesn't matter if you mix in a whole bottle of Southern Comfort, eggnog is never an acceptable thing to drink.

Destiny is a funny thing, isn't it? You never really know what it is, you just get little hints along the way telling you which path to take. It can change, but most of the time it is fluid, like a running stream, though inevitably you end up at the same destination.

My destination has led me here. This place is quite lovely, though it comes at a cost and I can understand why I can sense the air of unrest here as well.

That doesn't really matter to me. I chose to come here and I've brought my library with me.

My name is Yves, and I am the Archangel of Destiny. I understand why that might alarm some of you, but then again perhaps it doesn't as I can feel the presence of several of my siblings here.

I've been walking the Earth for a long, long time, helping people find their destinies. I've seen a great many things. So I'm well equipped with Earthly customs, and people have said that I don't speak or look like I'm an archangel older than all of creation which I guess I'll take as a compliment.

That being said, my Library is Ravenmoore Athenaeum. In there if you look hard enough you can find any book you desire, and if you request, I can help you find a book, journal or something similar that is personal to you that you may have left behind.

We also have free Wi-Fi, so feel free to take advantage of that.

Now that that's sorted, I'm going to hit the gym.

So. Turkey time. Same deal as last year. If you ain't got someplace to go, I'm inviting you over to my house. Bring your own drinks, bring a side. Bring yourself. I'm in Summberbridge.

I bought an outdoor deep fryer and it's huge and ready to get broken in. If it explodes, C

Be thankful this place hasn't got you killed or that you're just here. Doesn't matter to me as long as no one causes trouble.

Lunch at 12, dinner is leftovers or burgers depending on what we've got.

( Jo )

So, this decision happened.

And it turns out things here cost money.

So hi, I'm Eleanor and I can't believe I'm introducing myself like some kind of goober and I really want to be drunk right now, but I'm broke. So anybody want to help me with that? Flashing is totally on the table, just saying. I also have a train of cocaine. It's my cocaine, but it's not my cocaine, it was going to be a bribe, thank you. So what I'm saying is it's totally a tradable commodity.

I also have very important questions:

1.) Is there a seafood restaurant here?

2.) Are hangovers a thing here? And getting tired, is that a thing? What about pain? How does that work? If I break my leg does it stay broken?

I think I could handle more unexpected vacations. Especially since I got to meet a fellow archer.

Are there any others around here besides me and Kate? I am starting a job at the sporting goods store and will be saving up to buy a bow. I'd love to find some folks to practice with.

So... am I the only one who can totally get behind the surprise resort vacation? Cause you all are kinda killing my buzz here I haven't been horseback riding in years, not since I was a kid, really. And I am all over this magic show later.

I would like to purchase the services of a witcher, hunter, or other such professional slayer of extraordinary creatures.

I have decided that cooking is one of humanity's pinnacle achievements. So fascinating. I remember when you were just learning to toast meat over a fire, and now there's coffee and breakfast cereal and burritos. And marshmallows.

[Council Members ONLY]

This woman is going to be trouble. A supposed death goddess with ideations of grandeur and servitude from our residents? I have, of course, sent a message of concern to the Higher Council.

Hello, my name is Sherlock Holmes and you may call me Sherlock Holmes. Or Sherlock. Liberties taken beyond those specific instructions will be met with willful ignorance, consider yourselves adequately warned. I am officially open for business, which is simple: you have a mysterious problem and I'll solve it. If your problem is merely stupid or a result of your own stupidity, please do not consider yourself a welcome client as I am prone to shooting things that bore me and anyone who knows me will attest to that. But I don't believe anyone who can is here. Goodbye for now.
- SH

Anyone got any news on this? Council? Jo? We expecting this to last?

( Arcturus )

I have to say, my TARDIS is looking awfully odd today! Can anyone tell me where I am? I'm the Doctor. Please, won't someone be a dear and reply?

[voice post]

Daddy? Mommy? Where are you?

Okay, I have not partied like that in a while. I ain't gettin' old. My body jus' needs to catch up with me.

Well that and spirytus vodka is really strong. Holy fuck. I've dealt with bulls kinder than that.

[Private to Darcy]

Okay, I think I took another face-first dive from the bull. Did I at least look awesome doing so?

Well hell hey y'all!

Guess who's got a bar opening tomorrow night? This cowboy, that's who!

Name's Tequila! An' just like the liquor, I'll go down just as smooth on ya. Now y'all should come on down to my bar in Ravenmoore, The Wonky Donkey, if y'all like a good time. Good food, good drinks, an' we got a bucking bull. You stay on that bad boy for 8 seconds, you get a free shirt and drink. Stay on there for 12 seconds, you get a drink on me. 16 seconds means body shots for everyone in the bar.

Only the winner gets to lick the salt off of me though.

An' I'd like to thank the lil doctor over in Summerbridge for curin' me right up. Lil lady, just remember next time I get to give you an injection.