ic notes and random gab

As you know, by that horrid screaming, one of the princes of Asgard is dead.

You're welcome.

I hope this all serves as a reminder of who you are dealing with.

And Thor, we still need to meet up. Bring another weapon. I'll break it apart like I did Mjölnir.

So, from my understanding, a bunch of people were kidnapped, placed on a resort island, and the ones left behind were made to think the worst? And all communication was cut off?

I'm evil, but that's very evil and manipulative. Not even I'm that bad. Whoever did this, bravo. You've actually made me look good, and that's hard to do.

[Private to Loki]

We should have a talk. Big sister to youngest brother. Sibling things, of course.

[Private to Thor]

We should talk. Oldest sister to the middle brother. You know, sibling stuff.

It's quite amusing to see all you Midgardians so flustered over a few disappearances. Whoever's plan this was has my respect. They know how to create chaos.

A shame the missing are not dead. They'd be wonderful additions to my army.

[Private to Moriarty and Darcy]

I haven't heard from either of you. Do you have any information on my brothers? On anything in this world?

Perhaps I'm being too kind just to grant them death. Perhaps they need to be broken down as well.

...Actually, that's just wasting time. Death it is!

[Private to Thor and Loki]

You two have been quiet. Either you two are all bark and no bite or you've decided to stand aside while a true queen goes for the throne. Don't worry - as Asgardians and my brothers, I will let you help me conquer these Midgardians.

How is your first week so far? Care for a friend? Ally? Whatever it is you're looking for, I'd love to be of service. How about we get together at Cedar Springs in Brightford? Let's talk.

I haven't seen snow fall like this in ages. Who wants to have an old-fashioned snowball fight? This invitation excludes any sinister siblings who wish death and fire upon myself and Preya in general. We'll save that winter war for another century, thank you very much.

[Sharon]
There's a beautiful pathway through the forest in Everdale and they're offering rides with horse-drawn carriages. Would you accompany me Thursday morning? I imagine roads will be cleared by then.

According to the weather, the snow is out to get us, which might just happen before we're all forced to submit to a bird with bad fashion taste.

Supposing it's wisest to stay in and mind the weather and the threats of domination, but I'm a wee bit on the bored side and'd rather get knackered. Who's in for a 'round to the pub? Plus side, we get too snowed in and there's no better place to fortify for a bit, yeah?

It seems there needs to be a change around here. It's what you mortals crave.

You may wonder who I am and that's natural. I am Hela, the Goddess of Death, and rightful heir to the throne of Asgard as Odin's firstborn. My rule doesn't have to end at Asgard. It can and will extend to Midgard as well. If you do not wish to serve me then you're welcome to see just what Hel has to offer. It's my realm as well.

Don't think of me as unkind. Far from it. I'm fair and kind in my ways. To me, all are equal. I deny none the embrace from the Goddess of Death.

Now, kneel.