ic notes and random gab

I am not one to often write on this network, but I am reaching out today. I am looking for an assistant. Let me know if you are looking for a job and why you thi k you would be a good fit. I'll let you know what the job requires then. A bit strange, perhaps, but I want anyone to be welcome to apply.

Pay is negotiable.

Anyone know if there's an ice cream shop that will sell you ice cream with fishsticks? It's a weird craving, I know, but I feel like I'm going crazy.

My shop is still open if anyone has been wondering. I can't lift things that are too heavy, but I can still do minor repairs. If you have some sort of emergency though, just let me know and I'll figure out how to help as best as I can in these conditions. Thank you for understanding.

oh god jesus fucking christ why is everyone here so loud? why is everyone following me around i don't even know you guys. can you all back the fuck up just a little? its called personal space i need an adult where's my safe space. why is this ladys head missing oh my god.

whos got the goods? i need the goods.

What happens to the kids who show up here? Like, little kids and teenagers who are used to living at home with their parents and then suddenly their parents are gone and they don't know anyone and they can't leave because this place is like a giant cage and everything sucks. Where do they go?

Some dude grabbed my ass after I refused to buy a wilted looking rose from him and I think he might regret that after I punched him in the face.

Can it be tomorrow so I can have cheap V-day chocolate, please??

[Filtered away from Yuri Katsuki Nikiforov, but open to EVERYONE else]

So. I do hear that Valentine's Day is this week. Wow! I want to surprise my Yuri. But, in order to do that, I would like to ask for your assistance. And please keep this a secret from Yuri. He can't see this.

I would like to ask for volunteers to run the hot spring Yutopia on Valentine's Day evening and the next day. I do realize some of you may have your own plans, so I m prepared to offer an incentive.

-You will be well compensated. How does $500 for the evening and following day sound?

-Meals will be provided and prepared for you the day before. If you want to cook for the guests, please feel free.

-Looking for the following positions:
-Host to field guest concerns, help them, etc. (2 people to cover for any breaks, etc.)
-Chef if you want to cook extra
-Cleaning/maintenance to maintain the rooms for the guests (Maybe 3 people?)

1. Emmi
2. Isabel Magnolia
3.

-Waiters or waitresses to cater to the guests during their stay (Let's say 5 at most here)

1. Denki Kaminari
2.
3.
4.
5.

On top of the $500 I am offering, I am extending two free weekends stay with us whenever you wish to redeem them, for yourself and a guest.

If you are under 18 and looking for an opportunity to earn good money, being a waiter or cleaning person might be a good idea. I thought I would reach out to see who would be interested.

Of course, it goes without saying you will have my gratitude and you will also get to be in the company of my adorable poodle, Makkachin. Makka is very well behaved and will likely try to look after you or help you.

So, what do you say?

( Yuri Katsuki. All other comments remain blocked from Yuri, just adding this here to save friends page space )

Alright I'm up. School's in, I'm teaching again, so you'll probably see me at the Institute. For those that are new this year that might not be familiar with me, I'm Dr. Bruce Banner. Yes, that-- I'm teaching science, chemistry, physics, graphic engineering, but I fill in when various people are sick. I'm not really that strict, but if I catch you cheating on an exam I promise the other guy won't smash y-- NO I CAN'T EVEN JOKE ABOUT THAT WHAT I'm more the talk it out kinda guy than the stick you in detention for the rest of your life kind.

So if you need any help or whatever, let me know. We all had to start somewhere in life, and at some point we needed someone to give us the right direction to go.

I don't know what the go is with field trips here but I'd probably teach some outdoor classes on a nice day too, I don't want to seem too stuffy. With all my PhDs and stuff.

Shit. This is awkward. Yeah, yeah, I'm rambling again, I know.

Well, that's that. Man, that was refreshing. I don't think I've ever felt so relaxed. First time in my life I feel great. Well, mostly. Didn't even cause that much property damage. Let me know if the big guy smashed something valuable?

RAMBLING AGAIN. I know. I know.

[Tony]

Hey, are you doing the phone call home thing? Also I grabbed pizza. Extra pepperoni for you, right? Come over and join me. Don't mind the fish, she's babysitting me.

DO NOT BE ALARMED. BANNER SAW SPIDER. HULK TOOK CARE OF IT. BANNER FREAKING OUT BECAUSE OF TWO HUMANS BEING HERE. BANNER WEIRD. BANNER LETTING HULK TAKE OVER FOR A WHILE.

HULK NOT SMASHING. EATING WATERMELON. MAYBE SMASHED A TREE OR TWO. BANNER WILL FOOT THE BILL.

BANNER SET UP MESSAGE DEVICE SO HULK COULD UPDATE WITH VOICE. BANNER SMART. HULK SMART TOO.

STILL BORED. AND HUNGRY.

So, this is Ravenmoore.

And look, there's social media here as well. Joy. Somebody waved at me on the street today too, but I don't expect anybody actually knows me here, so they must have confused me with someone else. Great. So far I have more questions than answers. I should be used to this by now. Spoiler alert: I'm not.

Anyway, hi. I'm Steve. New arrival. I don't want to give away too much, but I'm reaching out. I think I read somewhere there's a Stark building here? Finding it hard to catch my bearings. If the name Thanos means anything to you, get in touch.

Looking for information re: to the end of the line. If you're the party who sent this to me, please reply privately asap. [Codename: Jerk]

So, when I took the offer to come to this place nobody warned me it was the goddamn Hotel California. Minus the lovely face, I guess.

Why can't we leave? Is there a particular reason for keeping us all here or something? Like, I don't hate my home. I kinda like it, as shitty as it can be.

I'm Gwen, by the way. Gwen Stacy.