Logs

Who: The Neal Sandwich (AKA Garrus, Neal, brief appearance from Lina)
What: Venting about crappy situations over Chinese and beer.
When: Recent-ish.
Where: Casa de Mills.
Rating/Warnings: Medium, language, a severe case of the bromance.
Status: Complete!

( If there’s one thing I’ve learned, it’s that you can’t protect everyone. )

Who: Laura Kinney, Garrus Vakarian.
What: Discussions of bad habits and death over coffee and bagels ends with a sad breakdown from Laura.
When: During the wishing plot.
Where: Logan's apartment.
Rating/Warnings: High, trigger warning for mentions of self-harm and general dark themes.
Status: Complete!

( THEY weren't in your life, THEY didn't NEED you! )

who john [ten], rose tyler, cindy, and garrus!
what group date! except john and rose don't think it's like that because they're clueless
where laguna beach/a restaurant with a pretty rooftop view and tapas!
when tuesday [12/30], fiveish
warnings drinking, possibly language, can't think of anything else (another thread for ten? say it ain't so...!)

Who: Cindy & Garrus
What: After these events, Garrus stops by Cindy's to fill her in. And cute things. Just so many cute things.
When: The 28th, following this log.
Where: Cindy's house.
Rating/Warnings: Medium-ish, mentions of violence, language, Garrus being a perv.
Status: Complete!

( I’m not going anywhere. It’s me and you...like Mr. and Mrs. Smith. Just without all the Angelina and Brad adopted kids, or something. )

Who: Vakarian & Wisdom
What: Tagging along to collect a baddy, Pete and Garrus uncover an unsettling envelope in regards to Garrus and everyone he knows.
Where: Seedy bar, a cover-up business, tonight.
Rating/Warnings: High for violence, language, mentions of drug use on a prostitute's butt.
Status: Complete!

( This night hadn’t exactly gone as planned, and now he felt like they’d just opened Pandora’s Box. )

Who: Cindy Cendrillon, Garrus Vakarian
What: Family discussions while calibrating the pumpkin carriage, which eventually leads to sexy times.
When: Recent!
Where: Trabuco Canyon, the hiding place of the infamous vessel.
Rating/Warnings: High for sexy things to christen the carriage.
Status: Complete!

( I was married before. Like, right out of high school. They arranged it. )

Who: Rogue and Everyone coming to the party
What: Opening Party for "A taste of home"
Where: Some address I forgot but it's waterfront and awesome
When: Six Pm (Yep, posting early, since I have 3 hours of math to do and then class tonight)
Rating: Y for Yum
OOC Note: Tag if you want, you don't have to. Totally cool to do an OOC tag to let us know who came and did what and so on ;D

( Holy Crap it was really happening )

Who: Izzy and Garrus
When: Morning of tether plot
Where: Garrus’ place
What: An 18 year old and a bounty hunter
Rating/Warnings: Low/None
Status: Complete

( Izzy wasn’t used to waking up next to someone )

Who: Cindy Cendrillon, Garrus Vakarian.
What: A day at Oktoberfest where things get adorable.
When: Sometime today.
Where: Oktoberfest. (Whichever one)
Rating/Warnings: Medium for language and discussion on potentially poisonous alien baby batter.
Status: Complete!

( Ever the gentleman, or ever the dumbass? He hadn’t decided. )

Who: Cindy Cendrillon and Garrus Vakarian.
What: Discussing plans to weaponize Cindy's pumpkin carriage.
When: After this exchange.
Where: Cindy's house.
Rating/Warnings: Low, weapon talk.
Status: Complete!

( Machine guns would make it worthy of war. )

Who: EVERYONE!
What: Lina throws a house party! Let all the bad decisions be made!
When: LAST NIGHT. Backdated.
Where: Lina & Rogue's in Santa Ana
Rating/Warnings: Probably a lot of cursing and drunkenness. Violence, likely. Sooo high?
Status: ON-GOING

( And yes, Lina event went out of her way in replacing the ceiling fan with a disco ball for the time being. She cares not for all your judging. )

Who: Neal Cassidy, Garrus Vakarian, Lina Inverse
What: Neal drunk texts Garrus to show up at a bar during the sleeping curse.
When: One of the sleeping curse nights
Where: At Shitty Dive Bar No. 7, Lina-tested and approved
Rating/Warnings: Medium, cursing and drunk debauchery
Status: Complete!

( Keep this up and you’ll vomit, and then think you’re vomiting something ridiculous like lava and cockroaches and that doesn’t sound good at all. )

Who: Shepard and Garrus.
What: Shepard's drunk, and proves herself to be a biotic goddess at a bar.
When: Before the sleeping curse.
Where: Some sleazy watering hole.
Rating/Warnings: Medium, cursing.
Status: Complete!

( It’s flat. You have a flat butt. Flat butt Vakarian. )

Who: Jubilee, Laura (X-23), and Garrus
What: The prelude dinner to what will be a very interesting threesome. Almost painful due to Garrus being awkward.
When: Early August, not too long after Garrus' arrival.
Where: Restaurant
Rating/Warnings: High for language and innuendos.
Status: Complete

( She’s got good taste. I’m sure if we could cook something on your ass, we would both eat it. )

WHO: Garrus Vakarian & Tali'zorah Vas Normandy
WHAT: Being adorable little shits.
WHERE: Their home in Irvine.
WHEN: Thursday Night.

( Cue the cuteness. )

WHO: Garrus & Tali
WHAT: Pre-Reaper Comfort.
WHERE: Their Home.
WHEN: Wednesday Night
WARNING: Smoopey stuff mostly, Reaper discussion.

( It's not last call yet. )

Who: Arthur and Garrus.
What: A favor, spy to spy.
Where: Garrus's house.
When: Sunday night.
Rating: PG-13 at the highest.
Status: In progress.

( He had business to take care of. )

Who: Shepard, Liara, open to Garrus and Tali
What: Elopement!
When: Backdated like whoa to last week sometime
Where: Boston, MA
Status: In Progress
Rating: TBD

( Quickly, to the elopemobile! )

WHO: Garrus Vakarian & Sarah Kerrigan
WHAT: Retribution.
WHERE: Somewhere that I don't know where it is. Wait yes I do, near-ish JoeyRay's, couple streets over.
WHEN: Wednesday Night.
WARNINGS: PG-13 for violence? I don't know, I'm bad at warnings.

( Payback's a Bitch. )

Who: Kerrigan & Garrus
What: Kerrigan is on the lose and captures her a Garrus.
When: Thursday evening
Where: A grocery store parking lot
Rating: PG-13 for mild violence
Status: In progress

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Who: Garrus Vakarian & Tali vas Normandy-Vakarian.
What: What? They're being sweet. Talibrations. Nothing sinister is about to happen.
Where: Their home.
When: Wednesday afternoon.
Rating: Likely low and cuddly.

( Men in his business didn't usually get happy endings. )

WHO: Tali & Garrus.
WHAT: Post-Marriage/Eliminating the Illusive Man Cuddly Time. (They're weird.)
WHEN: Saturday Night.
WHERE: Their home.
WARNINGS: Cute, and sex. Possibly cute sex. Likely glossed, but definitely cute.

( At the end of the day, Garrus had no regrets. )

Who: Shepard, Garrus and the Illusive Man. Also Wisdom on coverup duty.
What: Sweet, sweet vengeance
When: Wednesday, early, early in the morning.
Where: Somewhere near the Mexican Border
Status: Complete!
Rating: R


( Boom. Headshot. )

Who: Talibrations.
What: The aftermath of this. It's probably Shepard's fault.
Where: Their house.
When: Saturday night.
Rating: TBD.
Status: In progress.

( Text message. Lord, she was never ever ever ever going to let that one go. )

WHO: Talibrations.
WHEN: Tonight.
WHERE: Their New Hours.
WHAT: Feelings and Post-Mission Happiness.
WARNINGS: TBD

( Home Sweet Home. )

Who: Tali and Garrus.
What: A whole lot of being not okay.
Where: An NSA safehouse.
When: Early Wednesday morning.
Rating: PG-13, for barnacle penis references and other awkward moments.
Status: Complete!

( I need some sleep, I can't go on like this. )

Who: Garrus & Dany
What: Dany goes to Shep's to see if she can find any clues about who she might be able to contact.
When: Directly after this log.
Where: Shep's place
Rating: Probably PG, maybe some cursing
Status: In progress

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Who: Garrus Vakarian & Tali'zorah vas Normandy
What: Awkward, awkward feels
When: Tonight, after Tali returns to SoCal
Where: Garrus's apartment.
Rating: TBD
Status: In Progress

( A New Reality. )

Who: Tali'Zorah vas Normandy and Garrus Vakarian.
What: The truth comes out, courtesy of odd coincidences and shady thugs.
Where: A warehouse in Novi Sad, Serbia.
When: Friday night.
Rating: R, for violence, language, and NPC!death.
Status: Complete!

( Not that I'm complaining, but... you show up at the strangest times! )

Who: Tali'Zorah vas Normandy and Garrus Vakarian.
What: Cuddling. Because adorable reasons.
When: Saturday night.
Where: Tali's house.
Rating: R, for implications, and excess adorable.
Status: Complete, closed.

( And it was totally worth it. )

WHO: Garrus Vakarian & Tali'Zorah vas Normandy.
WHAT: Adorableness, dream discussion and sickness.
WHERE: Tali's Apartment.
WARNINGS: Awkwardness and Cuteness.
STATUS: In Progress, Closed.

( Tell me again about your immune system... )

WHO: Garrus and Tali'zorah.
WHERE: Studio.
WHEN: Friday Night.
WHAT: The most AWKWARD FIRST DATE IN THE HISTORY OF ANYTHING TRUST ME.
WARNINGS: Nothing except some language and probably that feeling you got when you watched Zoolander for the first time and he went up to get that award that he didn't win.

( Your hair looks… good, and your waist is… very… supportive. )

Who: Garrus and Tyra
What: Meeting at a bar to..discuss things that go bump in the night
When: Today!
Where: A bar, somewhere.
Status: Complete
Rating: Pg-13

( Darkness and shadows too )

Who: Shepard, Garrus, and a random hooker with a sexy accent named Anna
What: What the hell happened last night?
When: Morning
Where: A motel room
Status: Complete!
Rating: Final Rating? PG-13 for hookers watching tv!


( A strange case! )

Who: Shep and Garrus
What: Beering. (yes, its a verb, want to fight about it?)
Where: A Bar since Mad Dogs The Green Maid is closed for remodeling
When: Today!
Status: complete (I cannot deletes the in progress tag ;_; )
Rating: Its Shepard and Garrus. PG-13 at least. Rated R for the cuddles.
Closed


( everyone is learning how! )

WHO: Uhura & Garrus
WHAT: Backstory of Myyyyyyyystery, oooooooh.
WHERE: Random Hipster Quiet Coffeeshop
WHEN: Tuesday Night
WARNINGS: None.
STATUS: Complete.

( You know me, always like to savor that last shot before popping the heatsink. )

Who: Garrus and Shepard
What: Drinking!
When: Wednesday night.
Where: Mad Dogs & Englishmen
Status: Complete.
Rating: PG-13 for language, most likely.

( You can fight like a krogan, run like a leopard, but you'll never be better than Commander Shepard. )