Garrus Vakarian killed three guys with one bullet. (notasstylishly) wrote in valarlogs, @ 2012-04-27 20:02:00 |
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Entry tags: | !complete, garrus vakarian, tali'zorah vas normandy |
WHO: Garrus and Tali'zorah.
WHERE: Studio.
WHEN: Friday Night.
WHAT: The most AWKWARD FIRST DATE IN THE HISTORY OF ANYTHING TRUST ME.
WARNINGS: Nothing except some language and probably that feeling you got when you watched Zoolander for the first time and he went up to get that award that he didn't win.
Garrus was fidgeting.
How did dates work again? Drinking with Shepard wasn't a date, obviously. He'd have to imagine there'd be a lot less f bombs. In theory. But did he have to compliment her hair? Her outfit?
Had he really just invited a complete stranger on the internet to a date?
Still, he'd liked joking with her. They'd joke, and it'd be fine, right? He'd texted her the address, noting they had a table for 9pm. This place wasn't cheap, and girls liked that, right? God knew he had the money.
... he was arguing with himself. Mentally. Shit, this was not going well already.