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[Mar. 27th, 2009|07:47 am] |
OH WHAT THE HELL
This had better be the effects of spiked or moldy coffee.
And I needed that bloody socket wrench to finish the job. Someone's gonna fucking notice I look like Maria from Metropolis.. |
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[Mar. 27th, 2009|09:30 am] |
Skwisgaar? Toki? I - I just tore the door off of the freezer. I suppose we should get a new one. |
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[Mar. 27th, 2009|09:54 am] |
What... HOW am I able to manipulate water?! |
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[Mar. 27th, 2009|10:11 am] |
HOLYFUCKIMFLOATINGWHATTHEFUCKISGOINGON?! |
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[Mar. 27th, 2009|10:27 am] |
Hm. |
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[Mar. 27th, 2009|11:01 am] |
Well that's interestin'. Was just thinkin' on how I should probably take a look at the lists here and see how me and mine fared through this last week and plink! Damn thing turns on by itself and now it's just writing it all out on its own too, don't even need Scarecrow as a typist.
Anyone know what's goin' on here? |
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[Mar. 27th, 2009|11:02 am] |
I went shopping and suddenly, I could read every thought of every woman nearby. They were all so stupid. Why couldn't I read the men's thoughts? That would at least be interesting.
Also, my son seems to be able to fly now. |
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[Mar. 27th, 2009|11:07 am] |
As if being aged isn't enough, now I'm hearing voices from miles away. |
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[Mar. 27th, 2009|11:09 am] |
Someone pointed me in the direction of a fellow named Aquaman after I developed gills when I went swimming at Harry's pool this morning.
Hmph. |
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[Mar. 27th, 2009|11:12 am] |
I'm attempting to finally write the children's novel that so many of you suggested I should make, but with all the screaming of the women outside my home, in addition to the phone calls and stalkers, I'm unable to do so.
I simply cannot understand the strange fascination that the entire female populace seems to have with me all of a sudden. |
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[Mar. 27th, 2009|11:13 am] |
I was floating..how?...why..I almost flew to the ceiling.
I'm still alive, not dead...how is it that I'm able to fly like that?
thank heaven I was wearing trousers
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[Mar. 27th, 2009|11:21 am] |
Does anyone have an idea on how difficult it is to control a room of young adults when they're too busy acting mad or showing off these extraordinary abilities?
For that matter, would anyone care to explain how it's possible for me to stop things in mid air simply by commanding them? |
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[Mar. 27th, 2009|11:23 am] |
The dogs at the firehouse in town want people to stop adopting Dalmatian puppies if they can't take care of full-grown Dals. The fish in the lawyer's office window would like the filter cleaned. And for those wondering, yes-- every cat I spoke to today really is planning to take over the world.
I guess I need to change my name to Emmett Doolittle? |
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[Mar. 27th, 2009|11:28 am] |
Women, you are entirely too critical of yourselves in changing rooms, especially at Victoria's Secret. You know, except when you're right.
On the down side, being invisible makes shopping for mirrors a damn bitch. |
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[Mar. 27th, 2009|11:30 am] |
I got tall! I got really tall!
Need to fix the ceiling. Now to go outside and see how tall I can get. Oh, and if I see that Steve Wynn on top of one of his hotels, I'm flicking him off, I swear. |
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[Mar. 27th, 2009|11:56 am] |
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I'm stronger again. And fast. Many times what I was when I was a werewolf. It feels so good.
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[Mar. 27th, 2009|11:59 am] |
Um... why do I have dragon wings? |
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[Mar. 27th, 2009|12:02 pm] |
...Right. There seems to be a bug going around again, so I need everyone to check in. This applies to Dethklok, family to Dethklok, employees.
Also, someone please notify me immediately when my new shipment of glasses come in. I seem to have incinerated all of my extras. With my laser eyes. |
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[Mar. 27th, 2009|12:06 pm] |
YAAAAAAH!!!! I-I had a horrible nightmare, it was my dad, and then he turned into part monster with tentacles and claws and-and I woke up screaming, and there it was in real life standing over my bed hollerin' and squealin' this awful noise and I ran out and it chased me out the house and down the street and I just got away from it just now. Oh sweet Jesus it was terrifying. I, I'm never going back to that house again, it's haunted! |
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[Mar. 27th, 2009|12:25 pm] |
This is very, very curious.
If it weren't for the fact that Santa promised me I'd stay the same size all year, I would believe I shrunk. But as I know I am the same size, the only logic is that the world grew.
Next year at Christmas I will need to qualify my wish.
Very, very peculiar. |
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[Mar. 27th, 2009|12:26 pm] |
I'M THE CAT-FLY! |
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[Mar. 27th, 2009|12:37 pm] |
Sir Integra. We have a problem. |
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[Mar. 27th, 2009|12:39 pm] |
I woke up to find my entire bedroom on fire... |
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[Mar. 27th, 2009|12:39 pm] |
Eskarina? I believe I may be in need of your help.
I can...I just...the toaster in my kitchen just exploded. Because I shot electricity at it. With my hands. |
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[Mar. 27th, 2009|01:05 pm] |
No. No no no no no.
I do not want to hear voices in my head. In fact, I would like the universe to simply leave my head alone.
I could live with the buzzing sound, but this is ridiculous. And makes me a very sad panda.
Also, Ares? Stay AWAY from my room. Whatever is in your head needs to stay there and not be here. Your head scares me. |
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[Mar. 27th, 2009|01:12 pm] |
Haha... seriously? THAT was awesome.
Hey Fred, let's go join the mile high club without a plane. |
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[Mar. 27th, 2009|01:18 pm] |
Did the entire world spontaneously level up? |
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[Mar. 27th, 2009|01:25 pm] |
I'm... standing in the sun. But I am still a vampire... |
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[Mar. 27th, 2009|02:03 pm] |
I...cannot be mad.
I have not been singing sad songs, I have not gathered flowers with special meanings for people, and I haven't been hiding under my bed at all.
So why is it that all of my plants are TALKING TO ME??
They're terribly nice. It's good not to have to second guess when they need a bigger pot or plant food, but...
my plants are talking to me. |
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[Mar. 27th, 2009|02:06 pm] |
I'm doing a little better. But clearly you people didn't notice my previous post, where I instructed one of you to come and take away the wedding cake.
Fuckers.
Don't bother now, I ate it. All of it. Which is why I wanted one of you to take it away, so we could avoid all this.
Fuckers.
In other news, new superpowers are annoying. Taking a walk through the park is much less relaxing when you can understand birdsong. "Hey! Hey bird in the next tree! Let's fuck!" "This is my tree! Fuck off, other birds, this is my tree!" "I POOP ON YOUR CAR!" |
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[Mar. 27th, 2009|02:32 pm] |
Othnar did not ask for ice in a glass Othnar asked for water
Othnar also does not appreciate Othnar's steak being frozen
Othnar suspects that this is the worst mortal restaurant. |
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[Mar. 27th, 2009|02:38 pm] |
Well THAT certainly rules.
I wanted a strawberry banana shake, and poof. There it was, all frosty in a shake glass like you find at those 50s diners. Bendy straw and long spoon and everything. Further tests result in a pack of cards, a gold dubloon, and my name carved in a piece of ebony with silver glitter deedlyboppers lining it.
I may or may not have learned how to summon things at my command. This, of course, is pretty freaking awesome.
Edit: ... This may be bad once I start working on that mural at Mordhaus again :/ |
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[Mar. 27th, 2009|02:43 pm] |
Could anyone recommend a good ophthalmologist? My eyes are changing colour. Rather frequently. |
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[Mar. 27th, 2009|03:58 pm] |
Oh bloody hell, I've got a sodding power.
I hope you don't mind that it's now raining in your room, Peter. I promise to replace your things, darling. |
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[Mar. 27th, 2009|04:03 pm] |
Didi? I...I can't come to work right now.
I can't reap anyone. Every time I touch anything dead it comes back to life. |
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[Mar. 27th, 2009|04:06 pm] |
Oh my! I think I'm going to like this!
I can fly. Well, not like I used to. But it's enough to make me happy. And I can create gusts of wind and push things with them. This is simply marvelous.
Captain Harkness, is this your doing? |
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[Mar. 27th, 2009|04:53 pm] |
Hey Rosie!
Guess which new power I got!
Go on.
Guess. |
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[Mar. 27th, 2009|05:01 pm] |
...finding out that I've super speed, pretty nice actually.
Finding out that my four month old son's turned into this? Not so much.
...He's back to his human form now and is staring at me like this is the best thing that's happened in months. |
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[Mar. 27th, 2009|05:11 pm] |
Oh man. Oh man this is so awesome now that I'm not floating and opening up miniature black holes by accident! I was at the store getting some chips and this dude decided to be a dick and smack them out of my hand.
I reversed his personal gravity and smashed him into the ceiling, then reversed it and smashed him into the floor, then did it again to get him back to the ceiling and then again to smash him back into the floor. Then I just left him stuck up on the ceiling. I don't know how long it'll take for it to wear off but I don't really care. This is fucking WIN.
Plus I can fly with this. FLY! Man I better get to keep this. |
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[Mar. 27th, 2009|05:22 pm] |
...THE FUCK!?
Things just don't....fly into people's hands! I'm sitting on the couch, watching TV and the remote's on the table, right? So I reach my hand out on my to lean for it and the fucking thing FLEW INTO MY HAND. Like Luke's lightsaber, on Hoth. THE FUCK??
So I put it down, and tried to reach for it again and the thing came to me.
Am I...do I...DEAN!! THIS IS YOUR FAULT! WHAT DID YOU DO?! |
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[Mar. 27th, 2009|05:25 pm] |
Um, Lorelai, that lamp in our room wasn't of any emotional significance, was it? |
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[Mar. 27th, 2009|05:28 pm] |
I normally can't do that without a wand. |
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[Mar. 27th, 2009|05:38 pm] |
Oh, my goodness gracious.
Sparhawk? Apparently our son loves us.
And he's hungry, naturally.
He told me.
This is highly unusual. |
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[Mar. 27th, 2009|05:43 pm] |
I do believe I just set something on fire by simply thinking about it. How unusual. |
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[Mar. 27th, 2009|05:45 pm] |
...My eyes. They're projecting memories that aren't my own... and I can hear so many voices...
What's going on? |
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[Mar. 27th, 2009|05:49 pm] |
HOLY SHIT!!
edit; Hey George or Didi? Can you call school and tell them I can't go to school today? |
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[Mar. 27th, 2009|05:56 pm] |
Erm, Sarah Jane, anyone? D'you know why I just managed to freeze something by touching it?
At least this could be useful. You never know when you want something cold, right? |
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[Mar. 27th, 2009|06:53 pm] |
COULD SOMEONE PLEASE GET ALL OF THESE GOATS OUT OF MY ROOM. |
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[Mar. 27th, 2009|06:54 pm] |
Holy shit.... well. That isn't normal. And coming from me, that's saying something. I was just thinking about how I'd really like an ice cream cone. And then it appeared in my hand! Wasn't expecting that. Conjuring wasn't one of my talents.
I've been experimenting with it. Anything I think about, if I really want it? It comes to me. Or if I lose interest, it vanishes, probably to wherever it came from. Instantly. I wonder.. if this works with objects, maybe it could work with people. Hmm, I should try it out. |
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[Mar. 27th, 2009|07:00 pm] |
I seem to have developed the ability to see through things. Walls. Skin. Clothes... I have no idea how this has come about though. Either I've been sleep killing, or something's amiss. |
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[Mar. 27th, 2009|07:04 pm] |
I'm sparkly! |
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[Mar. 27th, 2009|07:06 pm] |
I - I believe I just broke someone's nose.
Through the internet.
This is possibly the greatest day in human history. |
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[Mar. 27th, 2009|07:21 pm] |
Um.
I was out this morning heading to Missouri's. Musta been too early, or something, because the door was shut up. Lights were off.
I went up to the door to put my face to the glass to see if there was anyone in there.
And I fell right through the fucking door. Solid door. Glass. Wood. I went right through it.
Obviously, something ain't right here.
ooc: John's superpower is phasing, or the ability to move through solid matter. |
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[Mar. 27th, 2009|07:23 pm] |
This- This isn't right. I shouldn't- I'm not supposed to-
. . . Dad? Graverobber? |
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[Mar. 27th, 2009|07:31 pm] |
This is . . . this is unnatural. Wrong. |
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[Mar. 27th, 2009|07:37 pm] |
You know when I asked if someone would rather have two heads or be able to see through things, I didn't exactly mean for real. |
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[Mar. 27th, 2009|07:51 pm] |
Oh fuck. Oh fucking fuck. This is fucking insane. I just caught fire! |
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[Mar. 27th, 2009|08:17 pm] |
I seem to be able to convince anyone of anything at the moment.
Either I am a lot better than even I thought, or something is amiss.
Not that I'm complaining... |
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[Mar. 27th, 2009|08:24 pm] |
Wow... add another one to those getting weird abilities.
This is so weird! I can see magic! Everywhere! It's beautiful. |
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[Mar. 27th, 2009|08:25 pm] |
I like this. This is cool.
I always wondered what it would be like to shapeshift, but this is... very cool. |
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[Mar. 27th, 2009|08:26 pm] |
Well, if I had to get a power, at least it is one that is useful. I can turn things off. Useful... but weird. |
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[Mar. 27th, 2009|08:29 pm] |
I know this will probably pass, but... it feels good to have my mind in control of this body again. Really good. |
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[Mar. 27th, 2009|08:32 pm] |
Well, this is annoying. I thought I had a really cool superpower, in shrinking, right? Only I can't get back to my normal height again. I'm freaking a foot tall~!
I can't wait for this to be over. |
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[Mar. 27th, 2009|08:35 pm] |
This world is so weird... I get snatched away with my wife, and then returned a few weeks later.
And only a few days after getting back, I suddenly can create chocolate at will... and apparently smell and taste like it too?
What a freaking odd thing that is! |
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[Mar. 27th, 2009|08:39 pm] |
Whoahhhh, this is trippy!
Everything is pretty!
Argh! |
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[Mar. 27th, 2009|08:43 pm] |
Absolutely fascinating. A new power, obviously of the veritable cornucopia that has been spilled upon the Earth these last few days.
I can exude warmth from all over, or concentrate it on my fingers in almost any intensity! |
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[Mar. 27th, 2009|08:53 pm] |
So... let me get this straight. Out of all the powers I could get, my hair grows out really fast?
What a gyp! |
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[Mar. 27th, 2009|08:57 pm] |
look
LOOK
look
LOOK
LOoK wHaT i CaN dO!1!1!1!!!1!!111!!!!!!!
:DDDDD
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[Mar. 27th, 2009|09:19 pm] |
Rose? |
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[Mar. 27th, 2009|09:44 pm] |
I made a dinosaur! |
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[Mar. 27th, 2009|10:29 pm] |
I am totally mint flavored.
It was weird. Alex and I were getting cuddly while we were watching a movie, and then we were kissing and not watching the movie. Suddenly he kind of pulls back and gives me this weird look.
After a bit of prodding (and a couple more kisses), he announced that I tasted like mint. Which I thought was weird, 'cause I don't taste any mint.
But, after further exploration, apparently I am, for the moment, mint flavored.
Which is totally awesome. |
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[Mar. 27th, 2009|10:33 pm] |
My... all my injuries. All healed. Doesn't hurt.
So odd. So tired. |
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[Mar. 27th, 2009|10:37 pm] |
A pigeon spoke to me this morning. I wish I was making this up. |
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[Mar. 27th, 2009|10:50 pm] |
I just made something blow up.
But not like I normally do. I didn't even mean to do it.
I just kind of. . . looked at it. Which sucks, because it was the coffee pot.
What the hell is up with the random mutations? |
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[Mar. 27th, 2009|11:14 pm] |
I just talked to my dog. He talked back.
This don't make sense. |
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[Mar. 27th, 2009|11:15 pm] |
Ms. Frost? Would it be all right if I used the school pool? I don't know what else to do.. My tail is getting a cramp in this small bathtub. |
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[Mar. 27th, 2009|11:28 pm] |
The chipmunk's gotten his ability to speak back, and I just stabbed myself in the hand by accident and it didn't hurt. Weird.
...Does anyone want the chipmunk? He's really annoying me. |
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[Mar. 27th, 2009|11:31 pm] |
I though th'quiet would be real weird? But it's not so bad.
Thinkin' I might still go out tonight, though- club or somethin'. Now that I can. F'only for the noise.
Definately could use someone to go with, though... ;) |
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[Mar. 27th, 2009|11:35 pm] |
♪What is this feeling, so sudden and new
I felt the moment I woke up (at 2)?
My pulse is rushing, my head is reeling.
My face is flushing- what is this feeling?
Fervent as a flame, does it have a name?
Yes.... yes-
Loathing. Unadulterated loathing....♪
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[Mar. 27th, 2009|11:36 pm] |
Oh, wicked!
If I concentrate and snap my fingers, I can blow stuff up now. This is well ace. |
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[Mar. 27th, 2009|11:55 pm] |
I'm floating. What in the world's going on?
...I'd rather like to get down. It's a small wonder I can reach this thing to type. |
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