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[Mar. 12th, 2010|12:53 pm] |
Hi, this isn't actually Romeo. This is his neighbor, using his computer to sign in because there's a semi-aquatic mammal wearing a fedora pointing vehemently to make me do it. The mammal-- a platypus, I guess?-- can't talk, but he did say this.
So if anyone knows where Romeo went, please let the platypus know, so he can stop karate chopping things in my apartment. Thank you. |
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[Mar. 12th, 2010|03:47 pm] |
0h 7H12 12 R34LLy W31rD. wH@ 7H3 H3ll? |
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[Sep. 23rd, 2009|09:00 pm] |
What the bloody hell is this?
...Why are there children in my studio? |
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[Sep. 23rd, 2009|03:55 pm] |
Ow. Okay I need to work more on that move... |
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[Jul. 1st, 2009|12:46 pm] |
Well now. I think that guy will stay away from me after getting a shot of water in his face. |
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[Mar. 27th, 2009|11:28 am] |
Women, you are entirely too critical of yourselves in changing rooms, especially at Victoria's Secret. You know, except when you're right.
On the down side, being invisible makes shopping for mirrors a damn bitch. |
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[Mar. 3rd, 2009|02:34 pm] |
Since when do tornadoes show up in downtown Baltimore?! |
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[Mar. 2nd, 2009|03:29 pm] |
Okay... what the hell was that? Two seconds ago, I was in Ohio. I'm not even sure where I am.
At least it looks like I don't have to deal with my partner screaming at me. |
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