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[Jun. 15th, 2010|06:22 pm] |
You know, I'm starting to think there's no life at all for a single virgin goddess around here.
There are wars, but Christ they're boring. I'm bored. |
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[Apr. 3rd, 2010|11:59 am] |
SOMEBODY GET THE MOTHERFUCKING THOR A PASTY.
I have a craving for Welsh blood food. |
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[Mar. 28th, 2010|09:34 pm] |
The nightmares about hobos can stop any day now. Really. It's pissing me off. |
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[Mar. 12th, 2010|02:09 pm] |
Slowly it is all coming together. This world is so incredibly easy. |
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[Mar. 5th, 2010|12:03 am] |
It feels like this place has been way too quiet without any of that weird stuff happening.
I probably just jinxed us all, huh? |
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[Feb. 21st, 2010|02:47 pm] |
There's a movie and some books where I have a daughter.
It's weird and vaguely disturbing. |
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[Feb. 8th, 2010|07:43 pm] |
I'm still heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere. |
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[Feb. 7th, 2010|05:43 pm] |
Dear nieces, I trust you have proven your brother wrong? |
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[Feb. 7th, 2010|02:47 am] |
Ha! Fear me, mortals! I now control the tornado.
Stay in my good graces and I will not send you away! |
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[Jun. 22nd, 2009|09:59 pm] |
My sister is not married. She should be.
I will pay the man who marries her, mortal or immortal, a considerable dowry and gift them with a title.
And for every child you get on her, I will gift you with a portion of my country. |
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[May. 19th, 2009|01:56 am] |
( Marco ) |
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[May. 16th, 2009|11:58 pm] |
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[May. 4th, 2009|11:24 pm] |
Ohhhhhohohomygod, most of where I live has become a fuckfest! God, I haven't laughed this hard in a while. This is totally acceptable crazy. That I would just like to say I have been watching from the sidelines because I'm taken.
( Tobias )
( Athena )
( Mel ) |
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[Apr. 8th, 2009|11:45 pm] |
The next time someone tells me to just be happy, or just smile, or to forget it all because it's unimportant or I shouldn't worry about it?
I will scream. |
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[Apr. 5th, 2009|10:11 am] |
I can't grow giant wings out of my back anymore. :( Luckily I shapeshifted into an older guy and bought a bunch of liquor and beer from a liquor store a couple days ago. |
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[Mar. 21st, 2009|12:19 am] |
Huh. So that's what it takes for Fox execs to leave you alone. |
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[Mar. 10th, 2009|02:57 pm] |
Ugh. I am seriously about to tear the Fox people a new one. How many languages do I have to say, "I don't want to be in your crappy teen drama!" in before they get it? Intensive meetings every fucking day just for me to eat their free lunch and then say several different flavors of no.
...Okay, maybe eating the free lunch sends the wrong message, but c'mon. Free lunch. |
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[Feb. 19th, 2009|11:00 pm] |
This is objectively the best thing. I mean, I don't mind a little rap, but I mind it even less in chart form. Good show, internet. Good show.
EDIT: 
SOMEONE NEEDS TO GET ON THIS
EDIT 2: 
Objective fact! |
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[Feb. 6th, 2009|12:35 am] |
I need something to do or else I'm going to start World War 3.
Edit: I'm going to drop acid and play laser bowling. Anyone want to come along? |
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[Dec. 29th, 2008|12:27 am] |
Damn it.
I am a God! THE GOD OF WAR. People run from me screaming! I leave a trail of blood and bone wherever I go! I can have virgins if I want them. I can beat on whomever I please. And Athena doesn't scare me. Not one fucking bit! Nor am I afraid of my woman, and I'll kill whoever says so.
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I need to blow something up. |
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[Dec. 28th, 2008|08:40 pm] |
Right.
So what's going on this time? I was in the middle of watching a really good UFC championship match. |
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