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[Sep. 5th, 2011|07:20 am] |
Dolos, don't even try to deny it. I know this is all your fault.
Gaia how I hate you. |
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[Oct. 9th, 2010|05:59 am] |
...
Diplomacy. |
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[Aug. 3rd, 2010|10:50 pm] |
Help! I think someone or something has taken over my sister...
She's acting like she...loves me. God help us all, the world is going to end. |
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[Jul. 29th, 2010|12:24 am] |
Dooooooooolos.
I need you. |
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[May. 6th, 2010|07:38 am] |
I still hate you. |
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[Mar. 1st, 2010|09:42 pm] |
Anyone not related to me want to go out this weekend for a miserably good time?
My family drives me nuts. |
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[Feb. 5th, 2010|08:09 pm] |
Hm. Interesting. |
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[Jan. 13th, 2010|04:33 am] |
He's completely full of it, of course.
there was no labor. And no broken fingers.
But that's about to change.
They're also not particularly precious... they look like troll dolls, if you ask me.
Apparently we're keeping them, though. |
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[Jan. 3rd, 2010|09:21 pm] |
Hey, Weezy. Guess what I'm having dreams about? Bet you can't. |
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[Dec. 13th, 2009|11:04 pm] |
This time of the year bores the CRAP out of me. People get all truthful and lovey. Can't we have Halloween back? I like Halloween. Anything where slutty ladies have an excuse to dress up like a slutty nurses and ask to take my temperature, is much better than holiday cheer. |
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[Nov. 27th, 2009|10:34 pm] |
Hmm. I don't know that I've ever seen women fight in quite that way before. I can't say it wasn't attractive, just violent. |
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[Sep. 28th, 2009|11:54 pm] |
I'm just curious. Are there any dark haired, emo goddesses that would like to have some babies? |
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[Sep. 2nd, 2009|03:33 pm] |
I hate each and every one of you.
Particularly those related to me.
And... thank you for the gift, Aphrodite. It actually didn't suck completely. |
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[Aug. 24th, 2009|11:56 pm] |
Ah, gaol. Nothin' quite like a couple months of thinkin' 'bout betterin' meself to make th'urge to blow somethin' up all th'stronger, eh?
Anybody lookin' for a bit'a trouble? Certifiableied mystic, magic man, an' all around expert on 'weird shite', lookin' for a gig. Don't do kiddie parties- got a mate with some wicked fishnets I can point y'to, f'you're lookin' for that.
Me desperation is showing, squires. Please, do th'world a favor, an' put ol' John out of his misery. |
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[Aug. 17th, 2009|04:59 pm] |
Hmph. |
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[Aug. 10th, 2009|06:26 pm] |
Can't believe it's three months till my birthday...
17...one less away from 18 and still three years from being 21 years old.
Not exactly a milestone number. |
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[Aug. 7th, 2009|01:28 am] |
Hey, I'm not doing anything at the moment. Kinda bored. But I think I make a pretty good babysitter. Err, long as they're well-behaved, that is. I'd hate to be a gues star on The Nanny, if you know what I mean. But the ones here are mostly nice. I also have video games, if they're into that. |
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[Aug. 6th, 2009|03:03 pm] |
Momos.
You cheater.
You cheating, cheating cheater!
UGH. |
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[Jul. 20th, 2009|11:02 pm] |
Go from being super busy to doing absolutely nothing is driving me nuts. Someone give me something to do.
I beg you. |
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[Jul. 20th, 2009|06:10 pm] |
This is not Fangtasia.
Answers. I want them. Now.
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[Jul. 14th, 2009|03:24 pm] |
Dolos.
Did you tell the Sprog he could have a pony? |
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[Jul. 8th, 2009|08:17 pm] |
Yeah, yeah, Deadpool's climbing out of the rock he's been hiding under.
...still say I woulda made a bad ass uncle... |
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[Jul. 4th, 2009|01:16 am] |
This whole pregnancy thing is shit. I ache, I feel gross, I can't eat, I'm starving, I cry about 40 times more a day then even I thought was possible... So here's the deal, right? I've resigned myself to having a kid. But I will pay someone whatever they want if they'll have this kid for me. Money, land, life free of misery... you name it.
[ETA]
Styyyyxxx. |
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[Jun. 29th, 2009|11:33 am] |
I don't mind the attention of lovely women, but I don't really like that they call me "Ed". |
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[Jun. 28th, 2009|01:12 am] |
They've apparently passed a law here in Sweden saying that women are allowed to sunbathe and swim while topless.
Don't worry, sons, I'll be sure to not do that around you. |
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[Jun. 22nd, 2009|09:59 pm] |
My sister is not married. She should be.
I will pay the man who marries her, mortal or immortal, a considerable dowry and gift them with a title.
And for every child you get on her, I will gift you with a portion of my country. |
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[Jun. 13th, 2009|12:54 am] |
See, this, where half the people wandering around look listless and dead?
This is the sort of night I can enjoy. |
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[Jun. 11th, 2009|06:32 pm] |
There are apparently whole realms of misery I never fully appreciated before.
I don't believe you people put up with this shit for nine months. |
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[May. 26th, 2009|07:36 pm] |
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[May. 26th, 2009|10:08 am] |
Sister dear, Mother of my child...
Do we know if it's a boy or a girl?
I need to know what to paint the nursery. |
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[May. 23rd, 2009|11:30 pm] |
I'M GONNA BE A DADDY!!!
OOC: No. He's not. He's lying. But please, tell him congrats anyway. :) |
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[May. 20th, 2009|02:57 pm] |
Would anyone here would be interested in a mud and/or jello wrestling match between me and another very hot chick yet to be determined?
Anyone? |
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[May. 13th, 2009|01:04 pm] |
( Oizys ) |
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[May. 11th, 2009|11:13 am] |
The wedding is canceled. Do not ask me questions. Do not get in my way.
( Crowley )
( Alexia ) |
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[May. 9th, 2009|02:35 am] |
Dolos...
Looks like you lost the pool. |
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[May. 4th, 2009|06:35 pm] |
You know how the ones who look at something that took place, and they're like, "Well, not MY kid," or something like, "Ohh.. well.. that'll never happen to me"? And then next thing you know, it does actually happen to them? Like, two minutes later. Still with me so far?
Well.. you know. I thought I wasn't one of those affected. I'm usually a normal guy. Figured it would all bypass me and go on everything else. But lately? I have the urge to go out. To go to a club, except I don't have an ID. And I really need to... release somehow. And boy, these are some strong urges. Of the physical variety. |
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[May. 1st, 2009|10:26 pm] |
Whatever the hell is going on?
I don't approve.
Can't you all go back to being miserable?
Also, I really dislike being affected. |
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[May. 1st, 2009|04:34 pm] |
Fucking mortals. |
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[Apr. 26th, 2009|09:57 pm] |
I had a dream last night. It was a great one. One of those ones you'd really like to see come true, you know?
So, Kakia, Oizys and Parker, I went out and bought some big, fluffy pillows and some cute pink nighties for all of you today. Party at my house tonight? I'll bring the video camera, you bring your best pillow fighting stance! |
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