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[Mar. 20th, 2012|11:07 pm] |
Remy? Please visit your daughter when you get home. She'll be wanting you. |
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[Mar. 14th, 2012|10:25 pm] |
Though I may have gotten hit while being mugged, I think the mugger came out worse. I'll call that a win. Though I take it most people don't deliver their attackers to the hospital, it seemed sporting. |
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[Nov. 17th, 2011|02:51 pm] |
I can't believe I'm about to say this without irony.
Avengers, assemble. |
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[Nov. 2nd, 2011|07:30 pm] |
So that went pretty well.
Based on that, I've got an idea. A pretty good idea, actually. See, where I come from, we were in the middle of making up a group of Superfriends, or something equally retardedly touchy feely.
We called it the Avengers.
The plan was to come in handy any time shit got that particularly real. I think this world needs one, and since Mr. Fury and the other misfits haven't gotten brought here yet, consider this open recruitment. For those of you wanting to keep a low profile, you know how to find me. I know, secret identities, blah blah blah.
Except you, Bats. Sorry about that. |
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[Aug. 20th, 2011|08:44 pm] |
This place again?
Or is it the same?
Signora Petit? Signor Remy? Zevran? Ronia? Does anyone here know me? Ezio Auditore? |
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[Jul. 27th, 2011|03:38 pm] |
Mon dieu. Ain't so sure ol' Remy's cut out for puttin' up with a pack of teenagers again.
Especially when they mine. Ain't sayin' they a handful, or hard to deal with or nothin', but this ain't the same as being guidance counselor in a private school.
Least this kind of bein' in over my head is slightly less fatal than the other times I been. Any parents of suddenly-grown up teenagers got any pointers? |
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[Jul. 26th, 2011|07:29 pm] |
Bored now.
Anybody need a bodyguard/bouncer/hired muslce? Don't need the scratch, but the entertainment won't hurt. |
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[Jul. 26th, 2011|01:13 pm] |
Still ain't dead, just in case anyone out there's keeping score. Just been out doing things away from an internet connection is all. |
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[Jul. 24th, 2011|11:44 am] |
I do love being a mother more than anything, but sometimes I remember how nice it was to take a bath without people coming in to tell me what's on television every minute or so. I'd lock the door if I didn't want to keep an eye on them. And it's fairly cute. Alas. |
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[Jun. 26th, 2011|05:42 pm] |
Ow. Just Ow. That was not a normal weather pattern. And I'm 98% sure that Storm had nothing to do with it. |
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[Jun. 22nd, 2011|11:15 pm] |
owowowowwow wtf
Edit: Um. Where am I? |
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[Jun. 17th, 2011|07:45 pm] |
Wow, the internet still exists.
Ain't dead yet, for those of you who been keeping score. |
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[May. 16th, 2011|09:50 am] |
Been missing the summer, me.
Anyone got anything doing this weekend? Think it's time to fire up the BBQ. |
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[Apr. 28th, 2011|02:47 pm] |
I know the monsters are gone, but every time I hear a weird noise outside, I... kinda can't help screaming like a girl and hiding behind the sofa. Which is apparently how I used to react to the Daleks in Doctor Who.
It's manly girly screaming. You know, the kind that inspires courage and gentle mockery. |
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[Apr. 19th, 2011|12:17 pm] |
So I was out on my morning jog an here I came upon some batch of weeds.
Damn things decided to try an' trip me up an' eat me.
Figgered y'all should know somethin' a mite fishy's goin' on. |
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[Apr. 14th, 2011|01:14 pm] |
Never thought I'd say this about not being on the run from anybody, but being safe is damn boring. Anybody have some trouble for a displaced swamp rat to get into? |
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[Mar. 26th, 2011|02:35 pm] |
I finally have enough vacation time acrued to take a week off! Next week I am going to do all the things I don't normally have time for, like sleeping. |
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[Mar. 26th, 2011|09:29 am] |
Right. Anyone who knows Zevran, my name is Isabela. I come from the same world as him, and apparently there's someone called Morrigan here who's from Thedas as well (I think I might have seen you once in Denerim?) I used to be a pirate, commanding the Siren's Call, but as I have neither hands nor a ship, I probably need work. My papers say I'm some sort of Chantry Mother, some kind of religious figure, which is too delicious for words, but roleplaying does get old. I'm skilled with a pair of daggers, but I'm told you all use something called guns, primarily.
At any rate, I popped into someplace called Louisiana, so that's where I am right now. Anyone need a skilled hand or a good time, you can call on me.
(ooc: possibly small spoilers for Dragon Age 2.) |
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[Mar. 25th, 2011|10:27 pm] |
Spring Break is coming up, so this message is for all of my kids from Taunton. I swear, if you end up in jail or trouble, do not call me to bail you out. I will show up and laugh at you. Either call your parents or just don't do stupid crap and get caught. If you have to be stupid, be smart enough where nobody catches you, Jesus. |
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[Mar. 25th, 2011|08:34 am] |
Lulu's been gracious enough to put her guest house up to the whims of the likes of me for renovation, and since nobody here got a danger room Remy has access to, guess what it's gunna wind up needing to be?
Gunna need a posse to round up the materials and help in the construction. Sign up here, get access to it on your spare time. If you don't know what a danger room is, you don't read enough comics. |
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[Mar. 22nd, 2011|06:37 pm] |
( Remy. ) |
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[Mar. 19th, 2011|05:31 pm] |
That was definitely not the cloudburst the weather predicted.
Anyone mind tellin' Remy where he done ended up? |
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[Mar. 19th, 2011|06:25 pm] |
This place again?
Better be no damn clowns this time round, ol' Remy don't take too kind to 'em since the first time. |
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[Sep. 6th, 2010|02:38 am] |
I was right, I got arrested.
However, I took down a couple of Ga Ga drones. Not all bad. |
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[Aug. 9th, 2010|09:46 pm] |
Went into court, prepared t'do my thing. De judge looked at me et groaned "Oh bloody Mary. Not you again."
Hadn't even started talkin', mes amis. I t'ink is time to send her something aged to satin-smoothness et embarrasingly expensive.
I've named de little fox-eared snake Shadow Booker, since he hides in de bourbon decanter whenever he gets a bad vibe off people in de office. Wit' my range of clients, he (pretty sure is a he) is becoming a patron of dat shelf. |
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[Jun. 30th, 2010|10:06 pm] |
De screaming hordes of teenage girls et their meres are actually...
Quite frightening. What has been unleashed on us? I might prefer de Legacy virus to dis. |
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[Jun. 13th, 2010|12:35 am] |
Anyone know who I talk to about getting new identification drawn up?
'Alvin Irving' I am not. From what I've seen of it so far, I'm pretty sure I don't want his life either. |
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[Apr. 29th, 2010|06:53 am] |
Oh, young and stupid lust. |
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[Apr. 19th, 2010|12:49 pm] |
Had a defendant claim he couldn't show up in court for fear dat breathin' all dat ash in would ruin his lungs.
Told him I'd let him off de hook if he could spell de malady, PNEUMONOULTRAMICROSCOPICSILICOVOLCANOCONIOSIS.
He got n-u-m-o and said he'd be in in 20. Gotta love living durin' de Apocalypse. |
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[Apr. 9th, 2010|09:10 pm] |
The hell? Is this thing on?
Somebody better start talking.
Ow. Fuck. |
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[Mar. 28th, 2010|11:00 pm] |
Can't a guy have a beer without a tornado sucking him into a different world? |
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[Mar. 12th, 2010|08:23 pm] |
My honor cannot wait any longer.
SHE-RA! I CALL YOU OUT TO THE FIELD OF BATTLE OR RENOUNCE YOUR NAME!
Do you have any qualms? |
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[Feb. 5th, 2010|09:12 am] |
Decided I'm going to stay in New Orleans for a while longer before moving back to L.A. Pretty sure my future-daughter and her husband are the only ones keeping me fromg going ballistic on the paparazzi, so it's probably best if I'm not left to deal with them on my own.
Which also means I'm looking for someone to keep me occupied, any takers? |
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[Feb. 3rd, 2010|01:43 pm] |
So, I've decided that the future isn't so bad all in all. Though apparently I've replaced a crazy person, but whatever, that's easy enough to deal with. |
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[Feb. 1st, 2010|03:44 pm] |
Can anyone explain to me why there's paparazzi camped out on the front lawn?
And furthermore, am I allowed to sic the gators on them? |
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[Jan. 26th, 2010|08:16 am] |
Where is a plate of good ol' crawfish etouffe when you want it? Do dey even have it in dis town? |
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[Jan. 19th, 2010|06:35 pm] |
Are heterosexual sex dreams always that awkward? |
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[Jan. 8th, 2010|10:03 am] |
These are very pretty flowers, Meggie, but I thought de plan was to unclutter de office, non?
Et de receptionist is beginning t'suspect they are for me. |
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[Jan. 8th, 2010|02:09 am] |
Spain is a really beautiful country. It reminds me a little bit of home. I'd actually sort of missed traveling around the country and setting up camp from time to time. This is a bit like a pilgrimage. (Only I like not having to walk. That part is a very nice change.)
And I can even see my feet again! |
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