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[Oct. 6th, 2009|08:51 pm] |
I quit this fucking job. Dead people can reap themselves. Fuck it. |
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[Oct. 6th, 2009|09:35 am] |
Here again?
And just when I was settling in on that island. I don't see Fleur or Elizabeth. I suppose they haven't joined me.
Father, is it too much to hope that you're still around? |
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[Apr. 23rd, 2009|07:33 pm] |
Somebody fix my brain. |
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[Apr. 6th, 2009|10:14 pm] |
[Blocked against Reggie and David (the one from Animorphs)]
Okay so who knows this David kid. The one that's been hitting on my sister. |
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[Mar. 27th, 2009|02:06 pm] |
I'm doing a little better. But clearly you people didn't notice my previous post, where I instructed one of you to come and take away the wedding cake.
Fuckers.
Don't bother now, I ate it. All of it. Which is why I wanted one of you to take it away, so we could avoid all this.
Fuckers.
In other news, new superpowers are annoying. Taking a walk through the park is much less relaxing when you can understand birdsong. "Hey! Hey bird in the next tree! Let's fuck!" "This is my tree! Fuck off, other birds, this is my tree!" "I POOP ON YOUR CAR!" |
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[Mar. 27th, 2009|05:49 pm] |
HOLY SHIT!!
edit; Hey George or Didi? Can you call school and tell them I can't go to school today? |
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[Mar. 15th, 2009|02:00 am] |
Cassandra's gone. So I suppose the wedding is off.
I already paid for the cake, so, you know. Free cake. Horrifically tragic cake. But it's got butter cream frosting, so, you know. Still good. |
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[Feb. 18th, 2009|09:08 pm] |
Huh? Am I dead? |
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[Feb. 3rd, 2009|06:44 pm] |
George? |
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[Feb. 1st, 2009|01:07 am] |
Fucking christ.
What the hell is up with this shit again? |
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[Jan. 19th, 2009|06:44 pm] |
What in the world was...
Haha. Seriously?! This is awesome! Oh man, I always wondered what the vortex felt like.
Who's up for waffles? |
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[Sep. 25th, 2008|08:53 pm] |
Georgie?
Georgie.
GEORGIE! |
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[Sep. 23rd, 2008|11:38 pm] |
You know I was really loving this whole fucking vacation thing.
Now it's back to cleaning up after you fucking people.
If you're going to kill someone can you just not do it so fucking messily? Is it too much to ask? You might not give a shit about having to wash your damn clothes, but I do. Christ on a cracker. |
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[Aug. 18th, 2008|05:33 pm] |
Hm. There's something in the air...
George! Let's do something fun. |
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[Aug. 3rd, 2008|01:37 pm] |
Being this fucking busy fucking sucks.
Can people stop blowing shit up now? It seriously fucks up my wardrobe. Not to mention y'know, lots of people's lives.
I need a fucking milkshake. |
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[Jul. 18th, 2008|03:56 pm] |
Hm. Yes. Let's see then.
This bloody thing on?
Suppose so.
Right.
What the bloody fuck is this, then? And why the fuck are there fucking cats everywhere I turn my head. And flesh! I have flesh. Where the sodding hell is my cloak? Ugh. It smells of cat piss in here.
I am going to have a rather long chat with The Powers That Be about this. I don't get paid enough for this rubbish.
But until then, I'm going to get these little fuckers. Yes, I see one over there. Almost down to one life. Little prick. |
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[May. 19th, 2008|12:04 pm] |
Oi... this is different... |
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[Apr. 22nd, 2008|01:37 am] |
Hey D, you know what's really weird about the language thing you did to me? Well, okay, not what you did to me, but you know what I mean. The little bit of you, of Endlessness, I carry around.
It's the fact that I know all these languages now. Actually know them. I mean, unless I'm actively thinking about, say, English, most people just interpret whatever I say in their native tongue, and that's cool as fuck. But if I want to, I can just turn on German. I never knew German before.
And what's more, I know how the languages work. Do you know what a gerund is? I didn't, not until I was bitten by a radioactive Endless! I know all this grammar stuff now. Which I probably should have known at some point in the past, given that I was a journalism major, but that's neither here nor there.
I don't think I was even this fascinated when I developed my first set of superpowers. Tits are wonderful, don't get me wrong, but singing the Star Spangled Banner in Maori is just a party. |
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[Apr. 6th, 2008|11:22 pm] |
I want everyone to know that he was the first to make a joke about the gun being pried from his cold, dead hands.
( Del )
George, let's get some waffles. Anyone who wants to come along is welcome! |
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[Mar. 30th, 2008|05:40 pm] |
Well this is certainly interesting. Don't think I've been here before. And I know I haven't been humanface before either.
For being so solid, people are kind of squishy. Can anyone tell me what that storm was, or if the littlemother is here? |
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[Feb. 14th, 2008|08:17 pm] |
Happy Valentine's Day!
I hope everyone enjoys exchanging index-card sizes of cardboard with pictures of Ratman on them!
( For George and Death )
( For Cass ) |
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[Feb. 12th, 2008|08:00 pm] |
( Private )
So. Rube, like, totally needs a girlfriend. I swear, it's like he's never had one in his life. Y'know, loosely speaking, and all. |
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[Feb. 10th, 2008|03:42 am] |
Why the fuck am I always the one that gets stuck with the assholes who accidentally strangle themselves while they're jerking off? For fuck's sake. |
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[Jan. 30th, 2008|06:53 pm] |
Rube I don't know if you even check this thing but you're not answering your phone and I need. I'm sorry I'm so sorry. Your car. I crashed It crashed I'ms orry. |
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[Jan. 17th, 2008|01:14 am] |
I'm feeling considerably less serious. |
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[Jan. 10th, 2008|06:04 pm] |
I'm in the mood for some movies.
George, do you prefer musicals or cartoons? How do you feel about musicals and cartoons? |
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