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[Mar. 27th, 2009|11:12 am] |
I'm attempting to finally write the children's novel that so many of you suggested I should make, but with all the screaming of the women outside my home, in addition to the phone calls and stalkers, I'm unable to do so.
I simply cannot understand the strange fascination that the entire female populace seems to have with me all of a sudden. |
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[Mar. 27th, 2009|07:00 pm] |
I seem to have developed the ability to see through things. Walls. Skin. Clothes... I have no idea how this has come about though. Either I've been sleep killing, or something's amiss. |
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[Feb. 27th, 2009|02:09 am] |
Would anyone like to go out for coffee? I...I really need to get out more.
Anyone? |
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[Jan. 18th, 2009|06:36 pm] |
Why am I like this again? NO! This isn't right! I'm not supposed to be like this!
They're...gone. I can't.
NO |
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[Dec. 13th, 2008|03:47 pm] |
So, which one of you would like to join me in a quick trip to New York to go skating at Rockefeller Center? I have to go do it, it's tradition for me, so someone to go with would be lovely.
Open to anyone, really. I'm in a festive mood. |
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[Nov. 30th, 2008|09:13 pm] |
The angel Gabriel from heaven came
His wings drifted as snow, his eyes aflame. |
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[May. 12th, 2008|06:32 pm] |
I feel much better.
Like myself again.
I think I could go for soft served vanilla ice cream. |
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[Apr. 28th, 2008|01:06 pm] |
Other me. Plan's set up.
Just waiting for you to sign off on the particulars.
Oh Claire...my Claire. How I adore your dark hair. And don't you look so pretty in polka dots today? |
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[Mar. 10th, 2008|06:26 pm] |
With this little situation controlled, I'm feeling much more like myself. |
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[Mar. 6th, 2008|11:19 am] |
Son of a bitch. |
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[Feb. 26th, 2008|02:14 pm] |
Things finally seem calm around here.
Adam and I are having a great time. |
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[Feb. 20th, 2008|06:01 pm] |
This is intolerable!
Optimus Prime must be behind this! Damn your spark, you traitor! I will get you for this!!!
And whay are people waving money at me? |
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[Feb. 12th, 2008|04:53 pm] |
I'm beginning to think I'm just stuck like this. |
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[Feb. 7th, 2008|11:07 pm] |
( Gabriel ) |
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[Jan. 29th, 2008|09:03 pm] |
Mmmm. The powers around here are...limitless. I can see I'm going to have a fine time in this place. |
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