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[Mar. 15th, 2010|04:41 pm] |
Resignation tinged with confusion: I suppose this will be normal sooner or later.
Optimistic: on the bright side, no one will be able to accuse me of lying. |
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[Jan. 30th, 2010|09:14 pm] |
what the bloody fucking hell is this mad shite//11111 where the hell am/ do you know what i was doing before i was pulled by an effing tornado ... There. I can yell at whoever the hell is responsible for this shit properly now. DO YOU KNOW WHERE I WAS BEFORE I WAS PULLED HERE BY WHATEVER THE HELL THAT WAS!? A TORNADO! In SCOTLAND!? BLOODY FUCKING BUGGERING SODDING HELL AND DAMNATION AND FUCK! I said that already didn't I? The WEIRD SISTERS! It was OPENING NIGHT of my band's first tour with the fucking WEIRD SISTERS! Not opening with them! Not the side show! One of the MAIN ones! And flying my way there and I get sucked here. I want answers and I want them now. Where am I? How did I get here? Yes, other than the obvious. It's rather difficult to miss a tornado. And why was there a tornado involved. How do I get back? I need to get back. My manager is going to geld me. And that's only after my Nana Molly rips me a new one for missing the celebratory dinner she's prepared. The entire family is going to be there. Do you know how bloody difficult to get all of us in one place these days? Just you wait. What the shitting hell! Godric. I don't care what dad says. Any woman who can kick Bellatrix Lestrange's arse is a woman to fear. I'm not taking the blame for this. Not when it isn't even my damned fault. You lot can tell my Nana why her grandson couldn't make the celebration. You can go right ahead and tell my mum too. And my aunt 'Mione. And my aunt Fleur. In fact, go right ahead and tell the lot of them.
Oh, and yeah. Great-aunt Petunia's throwing me her own the week later. Have fun with that. The telling her. Because I am not going to do so.
I'll just sit back and watch.
My manners. Almost forgot them. James Sirius Potter. At your service. Sorry about the bit of ranting not really. Bloody fucking hell. Almost dropped MY GUITAR. MY GUITAR. DO YOU KNOW WH I do autographs. Even on the skin. |
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[Jan. 21st, 2010|08:04 am] |
Oi Pete. |
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[Nov. 30th, 2009|08:19 pm] |
The bomb was in the gym. They don't have to shut the rest of the school down. |
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[Oct. 22nd, 2009|09:19 pm] |
I'm still here. |
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[Oct. 4th, 2009|11:09 pm] |
Erm.
Does someone know a... well, Elizabeth Silver? She is.
I believe we need help. |
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[Jul. 15th, 2009|09:23 pm] |
Hey Wormtail. Had any mangoes lately? |
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[May. 25th, 2009|09:03 pm] |
( Prongs ) |
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[Apr. 21st, 2009|01:50 am] |
( Mates ) |
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[Apr. 1st, 2009|08:15 pm] |
It's... it's um...
I'm shaking.
Not all of me, just... part.
Um. |
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[Mar. 27th, 2009|05:28 pm] |
I normally can't do that without a wand. |
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[Mar. 22nd, 2009|08:52 pm] |
peter.. need help.. |
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[Mar. 15th, 2009|06:34 pm] |
( Prongs ) |
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[Mar. 11th, 2009|08:11 pm] |
Fuck.
Moony's gone. Note said he'd be back today but he's not here. Moon's tonight and he's gone. Don't know if he has anything with him.
Fuck. |
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[Mar. 9th, 2009|04:15 pm] |
( Marauders )
Feels like it's getting a bit crowded around here, yeah? |
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[Jan. 18th, 2009|01:03 am] |
I suppose there's a reason that my computer seems to think it's a year or so in the future. And why the newspaper here does. And why everyone seems to think a black man is going to be Prime President... Bloke of America.
Hell. This is one of those weird Things, isn't it?
Two of these are not supposed to bloody happen at the same bloody time! |
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[Jan. 15th, 2009|07:07 pm] |
Hey, guys? My friend is having a hard time sleeping.. Nightmares and stuff. Are there any potions that could help him? |
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[Dec. 23rd, 2008|06:53 pm] |
They never tell you before you get engaged that it takes so bloody long to get married. You don't get warnings about booking the right place and then getting the right clothes and invitations and food and all this other ridiculous nonsense.
Evans, how bout we just get hitched tomorrow? Elope on Christmas Eve! It's romantic!
OI MATES: WANNA SEE ME GET MARRIED? |
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[Nov. 23rd, 2008|04:16 pm] |
Y'know, with all the Yanks around going on about turkey and things, it's made me a bit peckish. What say we have a dinner, American style and all? We could do up a turkey, and by we, I mean Lily and Moony, because neither Prongs nor Padfoot should be permitted near ovens or raw poultry. There are lots of things to be thankful for, I mean. Marriages. Children. Cute feathery girlfriends.
Edit: It's a dumb idea, isn't it? Never mind. How about toast? Who wants toast? I'm going to make toast. |
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[Aug. 20th, 2008|01:44 am] |
Y'know, Prongs, I've been thinking lately. Maybe you were too hard on Harry about naming his kid after Snivvy.
Imagine if Snape went and had a kid (or gave birth to one, we all knew it'd happen sooner or later) and named it James. James Snape. Doesn't it disgust you? Now think about how our good friend Severus must feel knowing that, somewhere out there, there's a Potter with his name attached.
Cor, that must get up his nose (not that it's a small target, mind.) |
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[Jul. 30th, 2008|11:45 pm] |
I ALWAYS KNEW THIS WAS GOING TO HAPPEN. |
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[Jul. 27th, 2008|08:42 pm] |
Peter? Could you keep the 6th free? |
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[Jul. 25th, 2008|01:53 am] |
Shit. No.
Dashing older good looks, come back! |
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[Jul. 24th, 2008|09:15 pm] |
Would someone work this Muggle thing? I'm bloody incorporeal!
Oh, it has a voice doohickey. Those Muggles are on the ball nowadays, aren't they?
So, I'm a little bit dead, but could someone point me in the direction of a James Potter, Sirius Black, Lily Potter, Remus Lupin, Harry Potter (it's like a club sandwich with Potter bread) or an open-minded necrophiliac, I'd be much obliged. |
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[Jun. 30th, 2008|06:21 am] |
Oi Lily. Care to put on a show for James n' Pete?
edit; Oi Pete! |
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[May. 20th, 2008|09:19 pm] |
Peter! |
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[Apr. 20th, 2008|12:25 pm] |
( Peter ) |
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[Apr. 16th, 2008|10:45 pm] |
( Private )
Peter? |
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[Apr. 14th, 2008|07:02 pm] |
( Peter ) |
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