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[Jan. 19th, 2013|07:08 pm] |
Oh, Hell no. Goddamn! Why am I a kid now? Or again, I should say. Except I was myself at age 13 the last time. Very strange. I don't think.. ohh. I think it's one of my son's friends from school, if my memory is right. Well, shit. This is awkward. Not really fancying the idea of going to school now. I may pass on that. My name is Damien, btw.
[Private to Self] This kid does have a lot of magical potential though, might be useful. Maybe see if I can use any of it. Push past the limitations, augment it to how it could be if he just focused. But first thing I might want to do is trade out his old clothes for some top of the line designer brands. Really, who wears forest green cloaks anymore. |
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[Oct. 31st, 2012|04:52 am] |
Tonight, October 31st.. Halloween. Party! Yes, I will host a party in my mansion, in the main ballroom. There will be drinks, refreshment, dance, costumes, music, etc. Anyone is welcome to attend.
So come to Thorn Manor if interested, it begins at 5pm and will go on until after midnight. :) |
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[Jun. 6th, 2012|07:50 pm] |
Yay, it's my birthday. My employees surprised me when I walked into my office this morning. Wish some of my friends were still here.. but maybe I'll go out to the club [address] around six tonight. First few rounds of drinks are on me. |
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[Apr. 29th, 2012|09:00 pm] |
Well, glad that is over with. Probably a good thing I had parts of my home as a safehouse under it. Jake is at his normal age again too. However.. since the fight's done. I'm thinking that I shall throw a party very soon. :) |
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Locked against invaders |
[Apr. 24th, 2012|06:20 pm] |
My mansion has a panic room. And also a bunker under the basement that can serve as a safehouse. So if anyone needs a place to hide out during this, it's open for anyone. Plenty of open space too. |
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[Mar. 14th, 2012|10:58 pm] |
( :D:D:D ) |
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[Mar. 5th, 2012|11:01 pm] |
Penelope just told me some amazing news, and I wanted to tell all of you ... she's pregnant. We're going to have an heir to Monaco. I'm ... excited and terrified and everything all at once. |
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[Feb. 27th, 2012|11:22 am] |
So, I remember someone saying something about a party or get together for people who suddenly have kids from the future. Anyone still interested in doing that? |
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[Feb. 24th, 2012|04:51 pm] |
So far the only difficult thing about being a princess is getting lost in the palace. Seriously, I live here, I should know where all the bathrooms are, but nope. Not yet. I just hope no tabloids ever find out - they'd have a field day. And Lois, if you tell them, I will smack you. |
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[Feb. 24th, 2012|04:32 pm] |
So, um, now that I'm the father of a sixteen-year-old girl... does anyone have any tips? I have no idea what I'm doing. I'm the youngest in my family, so I don't even have any siblings to go off of. |
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[Feb. 11th, 2012|07:38 pm] |
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[Locked against pretty much any women, just because nobody wants to give their plans away]
I'll admit it, I'm not sure what to do for this... Valentine's Day. I'd like to do something romantic for Bethany, but... I've not exactly had much experience with that concept.
Any help would be appreciated. I'd like to not mess this up. |
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[Feb. 8th, 2012|11:06 am] |
Calcifer, was this your doing? And where is Sophie? I have no idea what is going on!
Or did Madam Sullivan decide to cast a spell and banish me here? |
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[Feb. 2nd, 2012|06:40 am] |
[posted after this]
Jake? That really isn't funny. That's what you call a note? No destination, no telling what time you'll come back, or why. Just one word. Aloha. Really? If you wanted a tropical vacation, just ask!! But we both know why you're going. You should have told me. I could have helped, gone with you. You are SO grounded when you get back. No Skyrim, no TV. Come back right now! Or I'll be coming to you.
Anybody know him in the future? Gaius.. maybe Hope? Anyone else that knows him in the future, or from when he's older. Does he have a habit of doing this a lot, just going off somewhere else and not telling anyone what he's doing? Probably shouldn't be too worried, he's pretty good at handling himself, and he has powers to help in case he runs into any.. muggers or other stuff. But he's still my son and I'm still worried. |
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[Feb. 1st, 2012|09:53 pm] |
Wow, Valentine's Day commercials are kind of lonely and depressing. |
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[Jan. 30th, 2012|11:42 pm] |
Hmm, maybe for my next book I'll write about the torrid affair between my maid and Choirboy's manservant. Love Amidst Servitude. It's got a nice ring. |
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[Jan. 15th, 2012|09:51 pm] |
hola, señores y señoritas. I seem to be all on my lonesome. Any wonderful ladies or strapping hombre fuertes want to have a good time?
Here is my number [number to Spain], it will be a night to remember. purrrr |
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[Jan. 12th, 2012|12:03 am] |
It is far too cold here. I do not like these winters. In my Antiva City, the winters were short and comfortable, a way to make you appreciate the sun that much more. It has been grey and sad here for far too long. |
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[Jan. 2nd, 2012|12:11 am] |
Okay, none of you had better tell the news or anything, but EEEE I'M MARRIED! I've just got to get my name changed officially, but I'm Penelope Vael now, yee! And my wedding was gorgeous and I'm so glad that everyone who could show up did and it was beautiful and now we're going to Saint Bart's for a week and I am going to talk to NOBODY unless they're my husband.
And even then, I'm only talking to him if he's naked. Or if we're in public, getting food or drink. Got to keep up our energy levels. |
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[Backdated to December 25] |
[Dec. 31st, 2011|01:01 am] |
OOC: Various gifts sent out by Christmas, mostly via mail (or at least delivered himself since post office is closed) Also done in one post so as to spare the f-list of excessive text.
( Presents ) |
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[Nov. 3rd, 2011|10:52 am] |
And you guys said this place was boring! That was a fun time.
Now is time for a different kind of fun. |
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[Oct. 1st, 2011|11:57 pm] |
Well, this is new. |
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[Sep. 27th, 2011|02:06 pm] |
Oh I never thought I would be bored here. Hmph. |
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[Sep. 11th, 2011|02:12 pm] |
Oh, my first tattoo is back! I had missed it. Other than that, is something different? I do not notice it much in myself! |
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[Sep. 2nd, 2011|03:26 am] |
Oh pooh. All my favorite immortals up and left.
Looks like I'll have to make do with you fine specimens. Anyone up for a house party, say, tomorrow evening, my flat, drinks and appetizers served? |
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[Aug. 22nd, 2011|06:31 pm] |
Um, well. This is confusing. I know after everything, probably shouldn't really be confusing anymore, but I can't help it, all right?
He's dead, right? Ron? Hermione? Ginny? Are any of you about on this thing? |
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[Aug. 20th, 2011|08:44 pm] |
This place again?
Or is it the same?
Signora Petit? Signor Remy? Zevran? Ronia? Does anyone here know me? Ezio Auditore? |
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[Aug. 16th, 2011|01:17 am] |
Hey Anders! What's it like not being possessed?
Are there any cute guys around here I can flirt with to make my boyfriend jealous enough that he doesn't mind me calling him my boyfriend?
Also, why aren't there more all-night coffee places? Want more coffee. |
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[Aug. 13th, 2011|07:55 pm] |
It's been pretty hot weather lately.. good thing my manor has air conditioning in almost every room. Though the indoor pool area is also nice. Perhaps I will arrange another party. Not just for the sake of fun, there is definite cause to celebrate this time.
I was promoted yesterday to President. No, not of the United States. As awesome as that would be. Heh. No, it's of my company. I now have complete ownership of it. It's got a bright future ahead of it, I can tell. Sooooo... yeah, that would be good cause to party or celebrate, yes? A few drinks at the bar at least would be suitable. I'll buy the first five rounds, they're all on me. :) |
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[Aug. 13th, 2011|08:32 pm] |
Ow, my friggin' head - hey.
Hey. Oh my god, am I back? Maison? Cass? Annie? |
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[Aug. 11th, 2011|03:35 am] |
I think I'm starting to get the hang of all this. I'm even getting used to the Fade being so different.
Maybe a change of world is what I needed all along. It's made a lot of things easier. Except social things, but that's just what living in the woods does |
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a goddess' embrace~ |
[Jul. 25th, 2011|01:03 pm] |
Così dicendo, intorno a la fontana Brancolando n'andava come cieco O quante volte abbraciò l'aria vana Sperando la donzella abbracciar seco.
What fools these mortals be! Dear divinities, hear my calling, for he has lain in Tartarus these past eons and I have found myself unfaithful. Unfaithful! And with this ring, we did wed, a lain together to bear Asteria, she of the stars, and Leto, the beautiful one persuaded most egregiously by a swan. I rubbed it between the lips of my orbit. O, aghast, aghast was I! To see him there, and to chase my other, til she flung and became Delos, floating without a port or anchor...my sweetest child! She of Inquirer and Intellect!
Ah, it is lost, so lost. A lifetime in the pits of Dis, he has found himself there now. And now, on my own, for the first time, unfaithful! Unfaithful! For so long, and now I am the same as my sisters! The others of us, with their many children from many others, taken and moved and thrown apart like rags, like rags with all their ills and just to bear—
Is there no god or divinity aside for me, for me? My flesh and blood and that which bore the mainstays of our kind, have I been cast aside? Aside for so long, to never feel such pleasures again?
S'il vous plaît me fait plaisir à juste titre!
[ooc. so a little explanation. phoebe's the only of her sisters to remain loyal to her husband even though he's been enslaved in tartarus forever. however, if she loses her ring, then she'll slowly forget. she lost her ring quite some time ago and cheated with hades, her nephew/brother, and now she's found it. and while she's full of regret, she's just had sex for the first time in the history of man, essentially, and she's a greek goddess who settled in france. basically, any demons/gods/angels/wtfever that aren't taken are being requested for an audience. the last line is, roughly, french for "please pleasure me rightly!" and the italian is taken from one of casanova's short stories. HAVE FUN? :D] |
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[Jul. 25th, 2011|11:17 am] |
[ | Tags | | | alistair, anders, anonymous author, damien thorn, dar prethan, dib membrane, draco malfoy, erik lensherr, ferb fletcher, phoebe, sebastian vael, sohma hatori, sohma shigure, tara maclay, tony stonem, varric tethras | ] |
Hello, beautiful people of Oz! It's been quite some time since I've been able to grace these boards with the work of the Anonymous Author. I come bearing three treasures, straight from the brilliant mind of the Anonymous Author.
As always, I will direct any feedback, compliments, or gifts to the Anonymous Author. Enjoy!
( Close your eyes and believe! )
( Two men of superior taste )
( Valor on velour ) |
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[Jul. 22nd, 2011|04:31 pm] |
I don't suppose anyone can tell me what's going on here?
A few moments ago I was ... somewhere else, and if the dates on the newspapers are to be believed, almost fifty years in the past. |
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[Jul. 21st, 2011|02:37 pm] |
Sage isn't here anymore. |
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[Jul. 18th, 2011|11:50 pm] |
gabey can i come visit for a day or two |
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[Jul. 16th, 2011|02:41 pm] |
Nothing alleviates boredom like a box of hair dye. |
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[Jul. 13th, 2011|04:18 am] |
Have the perpetrators of the St. Bartholomew explosion been caught, identified, or at least punished? I really hope so. Maybe I can help. I'd like to meet them for a.. talk. I heard Mary was in harm's way. I hope she's okay now. |
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Filtered against Jake Thorn |
[Jul. 6th, 2011|09:57 pm] |
My son, Jakob, has a birthday tomorrow. So! We know what that means? PARTY! We're having it tomorrow at my mansion. Everyone is invited. Feel free to bring any friends along too. |
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[Jun. 18th, 2011|10:34 pm] |
[ | Tags | | | alim surana, anders, aveline, corinth, damien thorn, fenris, marian hawke, merrill, michael, varric tethras, zevran arainai | ] |
My friends! Drinks are on me! [address] |
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[Jun. 18th, 2011|02:30 pm] |
... that was trés bizzare. I have not been in a storm such as that in any Kingdom. Does anyone know where I am? It looks like I am topside, but I should not be here. |
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