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[Apr. 28th, 2012|08:51 pm] |
These aren't the kind of alien I'm used to dealing with. For one, they're not half as witty as Irkens.
... Man, I must have gotten my brain fried even worse than usual. I'm defending the wit of those space roaches. Welp, back to blasting these guys. If anyone needs any plasma blasters, I've got a pretty huge cache here at home. They're pretty foolproof. |
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[Jan. 26th, 2012|01:09 pm] |
Replaced the director of the goddamn NSA, ain't that a trip? |
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[Dec. 13th, 2011|01:19 pm] |
Hey, hey Tachi!
You want to help me save Christmas again? |
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[Oct. 27th, 2011|08:19 pm] |
Grenade launcher time!! |
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[Oct. 27th, 2011|05:56 pm] |
Okay now look, this is extremely important. If you see ANYTHING that looks like a robot; robot man, robot toy, whatever is possibly robotic in some fashion, DO NOT APPROACH IT.
Cannot stress this enough, you lot got it?
( My Rose, River, Eleven, Donna, Six, Other Rose, Jack & Human Ten... Person. )
( Just My Rose. ) |
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[Sep. 9th, 2011|08:03 pm] |
Hooray! Wally, come look! |
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[Sep. 5th, 2011|11:20 pm] |
Got the job! I'm now an honest-to-Andraste policeman, complete with shiny uniform and a gun that I might even be able to hit something with someday. I'd still rather have a sword and shield, and I'd definitely rather have armor than this bulletproof whatever--does it really work?--but when in Orlais and all that.
Though it would stop the local gangs in their tracks to see a man in full-plate armor wearing a sword running towards them and shouting, don't you think? Maybe I should see if I can get special permission to try it. Might scare a few of the local drug dealers into sobriety. |
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I may have made a bit of an error calculating my finances... |
[Aug. 24th, 2011|10:12 pm] |
So it seems I might be slightly, ah... homeless.
Anyone looking for a room-mate? Anyone at all?
Preferably someone who works for that Nasa place, actually... |
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[Jun. 19th, 2011|11:24 pm] |
Hey hey Wally! |
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...hello? |
[Jun. 4th, 2011|01:07 am] |
Oh no, I've broken it again
Hello! Hi, ah... I think this is the right place, this time. I hope.
There's this Nigerian fellow who says I owe him quite a lot of money and I'm really not sure what to do. Does this... does this happen often?
Anyone? |
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[Apr. 4th, 2011|11:12 am] |
Hey, hey Tachy!
You wanna go on a mission? |
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[Mar. 29th, 2011|12:42 pm] |
Wally? |
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[Mar. 27th, 2011|03:16 pm] |
I'm not entirely certain lending Eddie's code to run a practice room for superheroes was the best idea I've ever had. He's barely sane. I mean, he's gotten better over the time he's been running, but I don't know how trustworthy he is with lasers, force-fields and holographic projections.
Anyone else got an AI that he could interface with and make sure he doesn't go buggy while being the brain for the danger room? |
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[Mar. 15th, 2011|11:52 am] |
I think I'm going to plant a garden! |
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[Mar. 14th, 2011|07:24 pm] |
"Super moon"? Joy. |
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[Mar. 5th, 2011|07:28 pm] |
What does the general populace here know about lycanthropy? |
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[Nov. 11th, 2010|01:22 pm] |
Hey hey Wally! Let's go on a mission! |
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[Oct. 27th, 2010|11:57 am] |
My skittles taste like boogers! |
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[Sep. 2nd, 2010|03:03 pm] |
Hi, my name's Pixel, and I'm looking for some guinea pigs, nothing serious, just an experiment with a shared constructed unconsciousness.
Think 'Matrix' just without the post-apocalyptic reality.
Sadly, it's not a paying gig, but I'll make lunch for anyone who's interested, a group of four or five would be ideal, but I'll take whatever I can get.
ETA: My place [London address], Saturday afternoon. |
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[Aug. 18th, 2010|11:40 am] |
I got a new puppy! |
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[Aug. 12th, 2010|07:28 am] |
... chuck me.
Where the hell am I?
And why can I hear a totally awesome shootout that I am scared to try and find because it sounds WAY too close for comfort? |
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[Aug. 1st, 2010|10:11 pm] |
I have a new horsey! |
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[May. 17th, 2010|05:25 pm] |
Hey hey Wally!
Wanna play hide and seek? |
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[May. 14th, 2010|07:31 am] |
Because I'm a curious little Bohemian, I've gotta ask this. Especially since I've not considered doing it for ages.
Are there any people out there with 'weird' or unusual names? If so, I kinda run a club for people with weird names... dunno why, it just kinda happened. Pretty rockin', truth be told. |
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[May. 12th, 2010|02:49 pm] |
( Tach ) |
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[May. 11th, 2010|01:04 pm] |
This is hell. I know this is hell. You know how I know this is hell?
The walls in my apartment are putrid yellow with magenta ceilings.
Lucy, you got some 'splainin' to do. |
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[Apr. 26th, 2010|04:24 pm] |
Figure this is the place to make introductions. I'm Guerrero. I'm good at finding shit. I'm also good at making sure shit doesn't get found. |
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[Apr. 7th, 2010|05:30 am] |
What was that, some sort of wormhole? I thought wormholes were more... not tornado-y. |
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[Mar. 25th, 2010|03:58 pm] |
Well, I can't walk through walls anymore, but that's okay, it was fun while it lasted.
Hey Tachy! I think we should take our superspy outfits out to Atlantic City, have some fun. What do you think? |
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[Mar. 12th, 2010|05:54 pm] |
Well that was weird. Did you guys install a holo-wall out back for the loading dock? Because seriously, I just walked right through it. |
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[Mar. 9th, 2010|07:45 pm] |
Does anybody mind telling me what the hell just happened here? Also what happened to all the goddamn zombies?
And where the hell can I get a Twinkie in goddamn England? |
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[Mar. 8th, 2010|11:57 am] |
I'm double booked from Friday through Sun, have a gig everyday until next Friday and will be opening a bar at noon on St. Paddy's itself. Not including tips, I don't have to work for a month. And, as is customary for patrons to buy the musicians drinks all night long, I might not know my name come next Sunday. God, I love this holiday. |
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[Feb. 15th, 2010|10:44 am] |
I'm gonna be a queen tomorrow! |
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[Jan. 30th, 2010|11:21 pm] |
Okay, so, uh, the weirdest thing just happened. Or, one of the weirdest things.
Some guy just called me asking why I hadn't been showing up for rehearsals or performances for the past few days. I told him he had the wrong guy, but apparently I'm supposed to have a job here? And not my kind of job, either. |
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[Jan. 30th, 2010|02:13 am] |
So, either I really fucking snapped or I just got moved by a tornado. That's the sort of thing that doesn't usually happen to stable people. |
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[Jan. 29th, 2010|10:47 pm] |
Hey hey Wally!
{edit} Hey hey Sophie! |
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[Jan. 26th, 2010|09:28 am] |
Okay, so this is probably not gonna be too good, what with the whole suddenly being somewhere else thing. Buffy's gonna be mad and she probably won't believe the Wizard of Oz story.
So, what happened exactly? Because I'm not really seeing any yellow brick roads around here and certain phone numbers aren't working. |
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[Jan. 13th, 2010|08:46 pm] |
Hey hey Wally! |
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[Jan. 12th, 2010|11:10 am] |
We're back from Australia!
★★★Sam!★★★ I can come over now! |
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