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[Mar. 30th, 2010|01:25 am] |
I think I finally figured this place out.
Aaaaaand I'm stuck here.
Not a pleasant thought, honestly. |
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[Mar. 18th, 2010|09:31 pm] |
Strange, I must say. I have an...inkling to play a video game.
Any takers? Might as well get used to being here. |
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[Mar. 7th, 2010|09:55 pm] |
London? |
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[Nov. 4th, 2009|11:08 pm] |
It's like this place has been owing me a favor lately, yes? That was worth waiting for.
Has everyone gone mad again, or is it the drink? |
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[Aug. 24th, 2009|11:57 am] |
What is an agent and why does one keep ringing me on this contraption? |
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[Jul. 10th, 2009|11:39 am] |
My publisher is insane. Even I have limitations. I will not, willingly, defile my own history. Bastard. |
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[Jul. 1st, 2009|10:04 am] |
Why do people think I'm a vampire?
And where am I? |
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[May. 12th, 2009|10:22 am] |
It took me a few hours, but if any sensitives or telepathic people need them, I have personal blockers ready.
They'll provide peace from the screaming. |
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[Apr. 9th, 2009|01:05 pm] |
Well that was weird. And now I've got to do more repairwork on this book, and without my tools. That's just fan-fucking-tastic.
Don't suppose anyone knows what the hell just pulled me out of my workshop in DC and out into the middle of London, do you? |
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[Mar. 27th, 2009|07:04 pm] |
I'm sparkly! |
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[Mar. 27th, 2009|11:23 am] |
The dogs at the firehouse in town want people to stop adopting Dalmatian puppies if they can't take care of full-grown Dals. The fish in the lawyer's office window would like the filter cleaned. And for those wondering, yes-- every cat I spoke to today really is planning to take over the world.
I guess I need to change my name to Emmett Doolittle? |
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[Mar. 27th, 2009|11:12 am] |
I'm attempting to finally write the children's novel that so many of you suggested I should make, but with all the screaming of the women outside my home, in addition to the phone calls and stalkers, I'm unable to do so.
I simply cannot understand the strange fascination that the entire female populace seems to have with me all of a sudden. |
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[Mar. 27th, 2009|11:02 am] |
I went shopping and suddenly, I could read every thought of every woman nearby. They were all so stupid. Why couldn't I read the men's thoughts? That would at least be interesting.
Also, my son seems to be able to fly now. |
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[Mar. 12th, 2009|08:11 pm] |
Oh, Ms. Frost? My darling White Queen? The Anonymous Author has asked me to do some research on his behalf, and he simply must know how natural your haircolor is, and if it extends past your waistline. He is quite thorough in his research. He may, in fact, require photographs. He likes to be true to his subject matter, you see.
Domi-chan. You've been so quiet. Have you been relegated to bed rest? I imagine that can get quite lonely. I would be more than happy to keep you company. My selfless nature, and all.
edit; Oh, Logan darling! Ms. Frost has directed me to ask for nude pictures of her. Kindly send them my way. Good man, good man. |
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[Jan. 29th, 2009|11:30 pm] |
I'm a mother. |
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[Jan. 25th, 2009|11:47 pm] |
Wow. Man, I don't know how you other people it. After a few days of that, I was hung over, stuffed to the gills and going numb around my, uh... anyway, looks like it's back to normal? |
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[Jan. 20th, 2009|03:50 pm] |
Can anybody point me in the direction of someplace to get a really, really good steak? |
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[Dec. 11th, 2008|09:57 am] |
Amazing.
I feel as though I'm surrounded by vampires. It's oddly comforting. |
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[Dec. 9th, 2008|11:44 am] |
( Private )
Does anyone here know anything about werewolves? |
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[Dec. 8th, 2008|11:07 am] |
Firedthecontractors. Gonnafixthehousemyself. Alreadyclearedthedebris. Nextstop,lumberyard. |
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[Dec. 8th, 2008|07:26 am] |
GonnabeintheBahamasforawhile,backprobablyinafewdays,gotmycellphone.
( Malakai )
( Cullens ) |
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[Dec. 1st, 2008|02:52 pm] |
UGH! The bears all went away! And I got blood on my dress.
Now what am I supposed to do?
Hey Uncle Emmett, bet I can beat you in a race.
And I'm a little cold. Where's Jacob? |
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[Nov. 30th, 2008|11:04 pm] |
I have writer's block. All I can write is "It was a dark and stormy night."
Suggestions? |
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[Nov. 17th, 2008|05:05 pm] |
Aha!
See, you old bastard, I told you it would be easier, with vodka in my blood. Sad state of affairs, that my thinking is greatly hindered by sobriety, but what can you do?
( Filtered to Vampires, Renesmee and Ilya )
( Bill ) |
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[Nov. 3rd, 2008|01:28 am] |
Edward? Jacob? Renesmee?
Where is everybody? |
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[Oct. 31st, 2008|08:07 am] |
( Edward ) |
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[Oct. 29th, 2008|06:02 pm] |
I'm alone. How...peculiar.
Jacob? Where's my Jacob?
Edit; Anyone? I'd be happy with anyone but Volturi at this point. Just don't leave me alone. |
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