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[Apr. 3rd, 2009|09:06 pm] |
Well, at least these sprites I summoned are helping me clean. Though I wish they'd stop calling me Princess. I'm barely used to Lady Candy. Boa's the princess, not me. |
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[Apr. 3rd, 2009|11:17 am] |
Bubbles? BUBBLES?! |
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[Apr. 2nd, 2009|11:07 pm] |
IT'S JUST LIKE BEING BACK IN HYRULE.
I KNOW EVERYTHING AGAIN.
I missed this. |
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[Apr. 2nd, 2009|11:02 pm] |
Hey mommy..not all the ghosts are scary...but its still weird. |
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[Apr. 2nd, 2009|07:38 pm] |
Mmm, chocolate. |
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[Apr. 2nd, 2009|06:34 pm] |
Ma, help! I'm tangled. |
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[Apr. 2nd, 2009|03:40 pm] |
This power is the funnest thing I've done in forever! I have a huge pile of stuff that I made for people. This is awesome! Anyone up for a party here soon? |
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[Apr. 2nd, 2009|01:17 pm] |
So, this whole super-speed thing? It ain't so bad as all that now that I've figured out how to work it so I don't end up breaking the sound barrier every time I start running. Won't be sorry to see it go when it does though, pretty sure it ain't going to last. |
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[Apr. 2nd, 2009|01:08 pm] |
So this is getting a little redeculous. I healed two broken toes, a chronic back problem, a kid's skinned knee, AND a dog that got hit by a car all just by walking past today.
I think I'm going to go home and stop being around people until this goes away, though I guess I should be thankful it's the Stitching that got a steroid boost and not the de-Stitching, because that would really suck. |
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[Apr. 2nd, 2009|02:44 pm] |
Look, guys, I'm Lara Croft!
"Bloody buggering Hell, Mr. Logan. Cups of tea and scones. On your back and think of England! Pip pip, cheerio, bangers and mash." |
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[Apr. 2nd, 2009|10:53 am] |
What the hell good are microwave hands? I wanted X-Ray vision!
Stupid alternate dimension! |
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[Apr. 2nd, 2009|09:05 am] |
Okay, so... finding myself back here again is definitely good. Discovering chocolate powers? Also good.
Finding myself in a new job as a science teacher for a high school and community college? That takes some getting used to.
But it's not bad, and affords me a little time to be with my family. |
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[Apr. 2nd, 2009|10:41 am] |
Say what you will about the natural laws of the universe, their capacity to bend at the most unexpected times makes for some amazing discoveries.
And, some colorful explosions!
It occurs to me, though, I haven’t left the lab for some time, especially given the severe lack of breakfast pastries I had in cryogenic suspension.
I find it helps preserve the flavor.
But strudel aside, it has been a most remarkable number of days! I do hope no one has encountered too difficult an adjustment period. Feel free to leave your name, number, and a genetic sample if you find the time.
There is much work to be done! |
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[Apr. 2nd, 2009|07:57 am] |
( Private )
I need to think about something that isn't baby related. I'm able to move around normally again now, and I have Hank's blessing to get some exercise. Maybe I'll saddle the kids up and go for a walk? Or even better, leave Nate a couple bottles and take a breather in another part of the country for a couple hours or so. That would probably be helpful, in the long run. |
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[Apr. 2nd, 2009|07:38 am] |
Arg.
Sometimes even being minty fresh does not help with life.
I think I've been gummed by the babies more than anything else.
Also, how do you get them to shut up? I love the little guys to pieces, but sleep is just not happening at the moment. I also kind of miss Marcus and Angela. But this is not making me want to have babies in any way. I think we definitely should adopt, just to skip the constantly crying in the middle of the night thing.
I'm going to get some earplugs and a listing of houses for sale in the area. |
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[Apr. 1st, 2009|09:23 pm] |
I feel ridiculous. |
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[Apr. 1st, 2009|08:18 pm] |
Who wants to come over? I'm making an amazing dinner. |
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[Apr. 1st, 2009|08:44 pm] |
It appears that I have gained the ability to move through time - both backwards and forwards, it seems, though I have not begun to adequately predict my destinations. I have, however, deduced that these occurrences are instigated whenever I achieve the driving speed of 88mph.
I do not believe I can attribute this to random happenstance, though I will admit that I was under the impression that this genetic 'bomb' was intended for human alteration. Then again, there is much about this world that defies my understanding of both science and physics.
Regardless of my ultimate destination, I can, without compromising the security of Knight Industries, disclose that I have recorded an extreme measure of cold, to the point of ice forming across my shell upon arrival in every time period so far. |
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[Apr. 1st, 2009|08:15 pm] |
It's... it's um...
I'm shaking.
Not all of me, just... part.
Um. |
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[Apr. 1st, 2009|11:06 am] |
Well this is just frightfully bothersome isn't it? I seem to be attracting birds for no apparent reason, all colors and sizes. It's... well, as I said, it's bothersome, but at least Dinah is getting some exercise, just pounced a chicken that decided I was its queen or some damn thing. |
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[Mar. 31st, 2009|11:27 pm] |
My voice is apparently soothing to babies.
This is excellent as I've now had three photo-ops with gently sleeping babies. Good for publicity, that. |
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[Mar. 31st, 2009|07:23 pm] |
OTHNAR MAKES SNOW
LAPLAND WILL NOT SEE SPRING FOR ANOTHER MONTH |
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[Mar. 31st, 2009|08:05 pm] |
I've suddenly gained the rather useful ability to find anything. I found a book I lost two months ago this morning just by thinking about it.
In fact, I heard a woman on the street talking about how she lost her spare house keys.
And I KNEW where they were.
In her house, in the third cabinet from the left in the kitchen behind a stack of letters inside an old mug her son painted for her for Mother's Day.
This is incredibly bizarre... |
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[Mar. 31st, 2009|08:05 pm] |
That was the best weekend ever.
Alan. Guess what I can do. |
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[Mar. 31st, 2009|05:33 pm] |
So, it's been a crazy few days around here, and I'm thinking that I need to get out of this giant-ass house for a few hours. Maybe go bowling or something. It's huge and it's quiet and I need to make some noise. Who's coming? |
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[Mar. 31st, 2009|08:35 pm] |
I think I worked out what my power is. |
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[Mar. 31st, 2009|08:35 pm] |
I think I worked out what my power is. |
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[Mar. 31st, 2009|08:28 pm] |
Okay, so...I figured out the hard way I'm not indestructible as well. The Jedi-like powers were really cool until I jumped really high and...well...
OW FRICKETY OW.
Anne? Sweetie? My ice pack's all melty and my shoulder really hurts still. Do you think you could do that waving thing and get me a new one? Pleeease? |
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[Mar. 31st, 2009|01:51 pm] |
Well that is the strangest and rather most disgusting thing that's ever happened to me.
My saliva, it seems, is now ink, not unlike the witches in the Roald Dahl book of the same title. It doesn't taste like ink, which I am immensely thankful for, but I can write with it. |
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[Mar. 31st, 2009|01:46 pm] |
So, does anyone need anything stuck to anything else? Jewelry repaired? Broken Ming vases stuck back together? Desk drawers stuck closed for much hilarity? |
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[Mar. 31st, 2009|01:41 pm] |
I think I'm finally starting to get a handle on this, which is good. Because what's awesome? Is confetti, and I cannot describe just how therapeutic and cathartic it is to blow up a couple beauty magazines for the cat to roll around in the shreds.
Also: I don't have to go all the way to the roof to break crockery now if I need to let off some steam. I mean, I still could but I don't have to. |
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[Mar. 31st, 2009|03:55 pm] |
Stop thinking that, Tony!
It's disgusting. |
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[Mar. 31st, 2009|11:38 am] |
Ooooh. I don't LIKE this power!
I turned a baby old and a sweet little old lady young today. I didn't even do anything! It simply happened!
I want it to go away! |
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[Mar. 31st, 2009|11:28 am] |
Turns out I can shape shift. Into a bull, a stud, and now a chick.
Not bad, I think. I'd fuck myself. |
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[Mar. 31st, 2009|12:58 pm] |
I have the feel and need to swim in the ocean. I blame the tail. |
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[Mar. 31st, 2009|12:03 pm] |
What a fascinating turn of events. Everyone seems to be acquiring strange powers! It's difficult to describe mine... It's like seeing patterns in everything, seeing order, or what the order ought to be. I wonder if this is how Cass feels all the time?
My mother's become a shape-shifter. She's hanging around the Thames... as a seal. It's lovely to see. My husband seems to be glowing, though I never thought he DIDN'T...
Some notes -- Carrick and Pinion, will you please come fetch your little pet Frenchman? He's become a gargoyle and is panicking and knocking things over.
And while I am loathe to request this, will anyone who has developed fire powers please avoid my shop until this power-having business is sorted out? There are too many old nd possibly irreplacable books here to risk it. If you need a place to stay, Judah has made the back of his shop on the other end of the block a safe place for fire-bringers. Call me at [number] and I'll be happy to guide you there. |
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[Mar. 31st, 2009|08:59 am] |
OH GODDAMMNIT PEOPLE!!!
I'd really, REALLY love for these assholes to STOP DYING in front of me. |
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[Mar. 31st, 2009|01:14 am] |
I found myself wondering what it would be like to have more than one of me, then there was another of me...it doesn't make any rational sense |
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[Mar. 31st, 2009|01:08 am] |
I feel it all, it hurts...why does it hurt? |
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