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[May. 20th, 2011|06:27 pm] |
I don't know what we feed Corrin, but wow, he sure is really good at pooping. I mean, if there was an award for Best Baby Crap? He'd win. |
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[May. 15th, 2011|03:06 am] |
ANOTHER YEAR NOT PERMANENTLY DEAD! YAY!
I've baked cakes for my birthday, for anyone and everyone who wants to celebrate. Or just needs cake. Whichever. |
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[Apr. 11th, 2011|10:04 pm] |
No, lady at the grocery store, I am not one of the girls from "16 And Pregnant". Yes, my wedding ring is real.
I hope you like your pink hair. |
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[Apr. 9th, 2011|12:14 pm] |
Holy crap.
HOLY CRAP.
I BAKED A CAKE. ME. BY MYSELF. And nobody died! |
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[Apr. 6th, 2011|11:26 pm] |
So I'm finally getting my energy back and I can do things again, and what happens? Every time I move my ta-tas remind me, violently, that they exist and I shouldn't even breathe very much.
Seriously, I'll shank someone for looking at them too hard right now. |
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[Mar. 31st, 2011|03:28 pm] |
So my energy's finally coming back, and the weather's finally being mot so stupid anymore. I say it's time for a trip to the beach! Who's with me? |
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[Mar. 27th, 2011|08:17 pm] |
Heavens to Murgatroyd, I've been shifted through dimensions before, but not quite as abruptly, nor was it quite so isolated. I do hope that they captured the anomaly at the Institute, it would make for fascinating data!
I could only hope to presume that this Earth is the one that I've been told about, unless there are other worlds into which you are taken abruptly by what seems to be an isolated tornado. |
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[Mar. 26th, 2011|11:11 am] |
I like being pregnant, but this whole not being able to move around thing? Sucks. I hate feeling like a damsel and having everyone do things for me. |
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[Mar. 13th, 2011|11:21 pm] |
Someone tell me I'm not completely mad for starting to record my own album. ... wherein I play all instruments.
Okay, so I am mad, but it's kind of fun! Really, I guess I don't need any free time. |
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[Mar. 3rd, 2011|05:55 am] |
Olympus gets boring when thee's no one there.
le sigh. |
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[Feb. 20th, 2011|04:00 pm] |
So, Cass found a Goblin in the basement, I told him to either put a leash on it or put it outside. We've got enough of a menagerie that it wouldn't be out of place, but I think they do better being free-range.
( Whatif... ) |
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[Feb. 13th, 2011|07:16 pm] |
So, I realized something earlier when I was down in the kitchen making myself some tea with no shoes on.
Me. Kitchen. Barefoot & preggers. |
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[Jan. 27th, 2011|10:14 pm] |
Super Realistic Action Henn! Now with extra-narcoleptic action! |
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[Jan. 19th, 2011|11:13 am] |
So, it's both popcorn day and Poe's birthday.
I say we throw a party with some dramatic readings and some delicious delicious popcorn, starting now and ending ... sooner or later. |
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[Jan. 6th, 2011|12:54 pm] |
So here's my Deep Thought of the day... If a dude gets his dick tattooed or pierced, and he gets genderbent... where's the body modified?
Any of you body mod kids out there know the answer to this one? It's been a few weeks since we all started turning all sorts of different and stuff, so I'm sure some'a you got hit with this very dilemma. |
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[Jan. 1st, 2011|12:36 am] |
So I already told the husbands a few days ago, but now that it's officially the new year, I can officially tell everyone else: I done got knocked up.
Teague, there's no need to give me the link to the helpful parenting tips, pops already printed them out and stapled them together as a booklet for us 'just in case' after you gave them to mum.
Lilo, Lulu, I will probably be soliciting your help in bra shopping before too long.
Everybody else: Happy new year, hope it's at least as productive and easy as the last one. |
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[Dec. 24th, 2010|08:27 pm] |
( Sadako ) |
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[Dec. 24th, 2010|12:18 pm] |
I'm just guessing that coitus is a bad holiday gift. |
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[Dec. 19th, 2010|11:53 am] |
Frosty the Snowman is still the scariest Christmas carol. Why is he going thumpity thump thump at the end? Are the kids dragging his lifeless, partially melted carcass around with a snowmobile? I'm going to hide under my bed now. |
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[Dec. 9th, 2010|08:48 am] |
Oh girls, it's good to have you back, I missed you. |
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[Dec. 4th, 2010|07:42 pm] |
I'm pretty! |
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[Dec. 3rd, 2010|11:15 pm] |
Fuck. This. Noise.
I'm going to go start a brawl. I'll be home later. |
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[Nov. 15th, 2010|09:40 am] |
Hey, adult-kids of mine. It's a week until the great feasting. Get your butts in gear and help mom and me pre-bake some stuff! |
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[Nov. 15th, 2010|01:49 am] |
I ate a whole sandwich! And drank two percent milk! And had room for cookies! And I don't feel bad about it!
AGH WHO AM I?! |
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[Nov. 12th, 2010|01:37 pm] |
So, husbands. Am I filling in the dates on the leave forms I've got on file? |
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[Oct. 30th, 2010|10:42 am] |
So, my birthday's tomorrow. But I don't know if it's #24 or #14. People keep saying I was older last week, and there's pictures, but I don't know. |
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[Oct. 27th, 2010|01:37 pm] |
...Okay, I give, whose zoo house is this? |
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[Sep. 14th, 2010|06:21 pm] |
It's been forever since I got laid. I'm debating going to get movies to help in this, but I do this weird zombie shuffle of sexual frustration. I don't want the poor so and so behind the counter to think they're being flash mobbed or taken over by the shambling undead or somethin |
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[Aug. 13th, 2010|01:15 pm] |
CLASS SCHEDULE IS BALLS.
ARGLEBARGLE. |
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[Jul. 31st, 2010|04:45 pm] |
So, some of you may have noticed some critters running around, please click the following link for more information.
( Your Shadow & YOU, a Video PSA ) |
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[Jul. 28th, 2010|10:49 pm] |
Husbands: I have a thing I need to go check on. I'll be back... I don't really know when. Soon probably
Mum: I figured it out. It'll be okay. |
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[Jul. 15th, 2010|11:03 am] |
I WAS going to go fix the roof just now, but found it was already fixed.
Who's the party responsible for taking my fun away from me? What am I going to do with the hammer now? I WANT A CHORE. |
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[Jul. 9th, 2010|03:45 pm] |
Bad fucking mood. It happens sometimes.
I'm going to go hit something. |
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[Jul. 5th, 2010|02:47 pm] |
Hennhenn? You're an awesome wife. My life is officially the most awesome ever. |
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[Jun. 30th, 2010|11:40 am] |
RESIDENCY IS DONE!
LICENSURE IS GET!
PARTY IS NOW! |
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[Jun. 29th, 2010|12:02 pm] |
Hello, everyone.
What have I missed? |
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[Jun. 25th, 2010|06:02 am] |
I have a date tonight with the hottest guy I've ever set eyes on. Seriously. So hot, my eyeballs might melt, only in a good way.
Reid, you know what this means? We could go on a group date sometime! ... you know, if you wanted to. Don't have to. (I still want to meet your lady.)
I kind of love it here. Still wish the rest of the team would show up Derek the most but nothing is going to stop me from putting on my prettiest underthings and dancing around and singing into my brush before work. |
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[Jun. 19th, 2010|05:44 pm] |
Anyone seen my rat bastard uncle John lately? Saw him once and then he fucked off without a trace. I'm insulted, I am. I'd say call the Met, but no need to piss him off any further than I might've done.
That said, what's a magess do for fun in this version of London, anyway? |
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