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[Jun. 1st, 2010|02:30 am] |
| [ | Tags | | | ageless bill turner, ashley mcdonald, belle, calliope sedant, drusilla, emmett cullen, erik northman, lindsey mcdonald, natalie kelly, rosalie hale, spike | ] |
Oh, bloody hell.
I'm bloody sparkling!
SPARKLING!
This is just a whole new level of wrong. |
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[Apr. 20th, 2010|12:09 pm] |
Emmett?
The baby is no longer a baby and requires different food. This book I have is completely unhelpful on how to care for a toddler. |
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[Mar. 12th, 2010|11:57 am] |
I don't recall the star-spangled bathing suit before... |
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[Mar. 7th, 2010|09:55 pm] |
London? |
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[Feb. 14th, 2010|10:24 am] |
My brother has vanished. Lovely. Now I don't have a babysitter for Donovan anymore.
( Emmett ) |
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[Jan. 31st, 2010|06:24 pm] |
( Levi ) |
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[Sep. 15th, 2009|07:21 pm] |
| [ | Tags | | | ageless bill turner, calliope sedant, damien thorn, erik northman, henry fitzroy, hope smith-harkness, jade, rob fellows, rosalie hale, sadako yamamura, sophie-anne leclerq | ] |
My my, what have we here? Oh isn't this just precious? I'm not quite sure I'm in Louisiana anymore. Quaint. I haven't been to California since the Gold Rush.
Hello my lovelies. You have yahtzee here, yes? |
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[Jul. 20th, 2009|04:14 am] |
This alternate universe sucks. I'm not just saying that because of the fangs. No really, I'm this close to eating these people in "my" house just for the entertainment value, I'm so bored.
Ugh. Where are the hot vampire guys at? Hell, failing that, where's the party at? |
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[Jul. 1st, 2009|10:04 am] |
Why do people think I'm a vampire?
And where am I? |
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[Mar. 27th, 2009|11:23 am] |
The dogs at the firehouse in town want people to stop adopting Dalmatian puppies if they can't take care of full-grown Dals. The fish in the lawyer's office window would like the filter cleaned. And for those wondering, yes-- every cat I spoke to today really is planning to take over the world.
I guess I need to change my name to Emmett Doolittle? |
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[Mar. 27th, 2009|11:12 am] |
I'm attempting to finally write the children's novel that so many of you suggested I should make, but with all the screaming of the women outside my home, in addition to the phone calls and stalkers, I'm unable to do so.
I simply cannot understand the strange fascination that the entire female populace seems to have with me all of a sudden. |
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[Mar. 27th, 2009|11:02 am] |
I went shopping and suddenly, I could read every thought of every woman nearby. They were all so stupid. Why couldn't I read the men's thoughts? That would at least be interesting.
Also, my son seems to be able to fly now. |
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[Feb. 18th, 2009|11:07 pm] |
( Emmett ) |
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[Jan. 29th, 2009|11:30 pm] |
I'm a mother. |
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[Jan. 25th, 2009|11:47 pm] |
Wow. Man, I don't know how you other people it. After a few days of that, I was hung over, stuffed to the gills and going numb around my, uh... anyway, looks like it's back to normal? |
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[Jan. 20th, 2009|03:50 pm] |
Can anybody point me in the direction of someplace to get a really, really good steak? |
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[Dec. 31st, 2008|03:17 pm] |
( Emmett ) |
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[Dec. 21st, 2008|06:59 pm] |
Hell's Fire, Mother Night and may the Darkness be merciful.
What just happened? That was not a Gate I have ever experienced before. Jaenelle? I think we're a wee bit too old for Play Time that involves hopping dimensions without warning.
I promise not to tell Daemon, Lucivar or Uncle Saetan if you BRING ME HOME NOW. |
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[Dec. 8th, 2008|11:07 am] |
Firedthecontractors. Gonnafixthehousemyself. Alreadyclearedthedebris. Nextstop,lumberyard. |
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[Dec. 8th, 2008|07:26 am] |
GonnabeintheBahamasforawhile,backprobablyinafewdays,gotmycellphone.
( Malakai )
( Cullens ) |
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[Dec. 1st, 2008|02:52 pm] |
UGH! The bears all went away! And I got blood on my dress.
Now what am I supposed to do?
Hey Uncle Emmett, bet I can beat you in a race.
And I'm a little cold. Where's Jacob? |
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[Nov. 30th, 2008|11:04 pm] |
I have writer's block. All I can write is "It was a dark and stormy night."
Suggestions? |
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[Nov. 17th, 2008|05:05 pm] |
Aha!
See, you old bastard, I told you it would be easier, with vodka in my blood. Sad state of affairs, that my thinking is greatly hindered by sobriety, but what can you do?
( Filtered to Vampires, Renesmee and Ilya )
( Bill ) |
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[Nov. 3rd, 2008|01:28 am] |
Edward? Jacob? Renesmee?
Where is everybody? |
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[Oct. 31st, 2008|08:07 am] |
( Edward ) |
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[Oct. 29th, 2008|06:02 pm] |
I'm alone. How...peculiar.
Jacob? Where's my Jacob?
Edit; Anyone? I'd be happy with anyone but Volturi at this point. Just don't leave me alone. |
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[Oct. 10th, 2008|08:45 am] |
Emmett - Do you have a tux yet?
Edward - Does he have a suitable tux yet? |
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[Sep. 25th, 2008|08:50 pm] |
I knew this was going to happen.
Edward, where's my Porsche? |
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