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[May. 4th, 2009|11:24 pm] |
Ohhhhhohohomygod, most of where I live has become a fuckfest! God, I haven't laughed this hard in a while. This is totally acceptable crazy. That I would just like to say I have been watching from the sidelines because I'm taken.
( Tobias )
( Athena )
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[Apr. 6th, 2009|10:14 pm] |
[Blocked against Reggie and David (the one from Animorphs)]
Okay so who knows this David kid. The one that's been hitting on my sister. |
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[Apr. 5th, 2009|02:25 pm] |
I tried to punch someone through the internet again for using 'ur' and 'fagot' far too many times to be acceptable. I can still do it.
I have never been so gleefully happy and excited about something ever. |
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[Apr. 5th, 2009|10:11 am] |
I can't grow giant wings out of my back anymore. :( Luckily I shapeshifted into an older guy and bought a bunch of liquor and beer from a liquor store a couple days ago. |
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[Mar. 21st, 2009|01:15 am] |
( Jake, Marco, Rachel )
( X-Factor )
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So. Someone want to explain what the hell's going on? |
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[Mar. 21st, 2009|12:19 am] |
Huh. So that's what it takes for Fox execs to leave you alone. |
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[Mar. 10th, 2009|02:57 pm] |
Ugh. I am seriously about to tear the Fox people a new one. How many languages do I have to say, "I don't want to be in your crappy teen drama!" in before they get it? Intensive meetings every fucking day just for me to eat their free lunch and then say several different flavors of no.
...Okay, maybe eating the free lunch sends the wrong message, but c'mon. Free lunch. |
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[Feb. 26th, 2009|02:41 am] |
There are no others here. No resurrection ship. If I die, that's it. It's almost comforting in some ways. People don't look at me and see anything but a woman.
I wonder if this is what it would be like to be human. |
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[Feb. 23rd, 2009|01:42 am] |
Paper due on this book we're reading in two weeks. The teacher went around the room, asking everyone to tell him our topics.
The guy across from me said, "I'm going to approach the text through the lenses of different theories and examine various themes."
So I stood up and said, "You sir are a bullshit artist, and that is the vaguest statement I've ever heard. Ever."
Okay, I wasn't that calm about it. Not my fault that dick had an inchoate mass of bromidic nothings for a thesis.
At least I got all my homework done in detention. |
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[Feb. 22nd, 2009|09:49 pm] |
...
This isn't part of the plan.
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Damn. |
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[Feb. 19th, 2009|11:00 pm] |
This is objectively the best thing. I mean, I don't mind a little rap, but I mind it even less in chart form. Good show, internet. Good show.
EDIT: 
SOMEONE NEEDS TO GET ON THIS
EDIT 2: 
Objective fact! |
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[Feb. 19th, 2009|03:47 pm] |
Okay how can I take that guy seriously? Evy was the archaeologist, not me. No way am I some... professor or something. |
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[Feb. 19th, 2009|12:00 pm] |
It's only February, but I'm pretty sure I've already got Worst Muse of the Year in the bag. |
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[Feb. 13th, 2009|10:09 pm] |
( Athena ) |
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[Feb. 6th, 2009|12:35 am] |
I need something to do or else I'm going to start World War 3.
Edit: I'm going to drop acid and play laser bowling. Anyone want to come along? |
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[Feb. 6th, 2009|12:06 am] |
Anyone up for some Guitar Heroics? It's too cold for... a walk, and I'm giving up on sleep.
( Rachel ) |
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[Feb. 4th, 2009|10:04 am] |
For those of you who wondered if I'd found me duck again, I had, but it were stuck in the Thames and I had to dreg it out. Weren't that great of an adventure, I got me hair mucked up like.
I've a wonderful plan for today, however, involving me reinstating all the and getting them into Dublin as well as London. It ain't illegal, as glitter ain't singularly large enough to be considered littering. Ain't a public menace, neither. |
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[Feb. 3rd, 2009|07:25 pm] |
I NEED OUT OF THE ESTROGEN OCEAN.
...there's not enough beer in the world that's gonna get that outta my head, but dammit, I'm gonna try. |
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[Feb. 1st, 2009|03:15 pm] |
That timeline change was rather annoying. I almost forgot that I need to deal with my daughter rather than Cassandra... she can handle herself, after all.
The fact that I got arrested for attacking a 'police' officer is faintly embarrassing, though. |
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[Jan. 31st, 2009|09:55 pm] |
So, Tobias.
Where would you like your mountain retreat?
EDIT: Cooper! How goes the gaming group idea? I have this large bag of dice here aching to be rolled. |
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[Jan. 29th, 2009|04:25 pm] |
Great. Just great. One second I'm working on stopping a goddamn Apocalypse. I really don't want to think about the mess the others are going to get themselves into without me. Not to mention I can't find anyone and the paper says 2009. Fuck. I sure as hell don't know anyone that powerful. Two years? That's a lot to miss.
On a tangentially related note? Apparently people look at you funny if you show up in the middle of a street with lots of sharp and pointies. I'll have to keep that in mind. |
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[Jan. 29th, 2009|09:38 am] |
I'm glad that everyone is back to their normal age and staying that way.
Hank, you'll have to tell me about your daughter.
How are all the new arrivals holding up after their firt bout of the insanity? Marco, you seemed to have a particularly interesting future. Are you alright? Would you like to get coffee again?
( Nathan ) |
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[Jan. 27th, 2009|08:50 pm] |
I've seen weird things but what the hell was that?
Whatever it was though, that was one hell of a buzz. |
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[Jan. 25th, 2009|11:41 pm] |
Dude, dude, dude.
You want to know what I call this?
One Million Hits on Youtube.
For the Horde, folks.
No offense to The Guild, or, y'know, Kael'thas Sunstrider? I hear you're an upstanding dude, man. But you have to admit, that was legendary. For real.
For real.
((OOC: The blue-underlined is a link to a video of the pseudo-raid on Kael in NYC, with sound, complete with Hardison whooping and shouting every once and a while. Yes, that and weapons was his contribution to the battle.)) |
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[Jan. 25th, 2009|09:11 pm] |
So, when I first got here I thought about having a "Yay we're not dead!" party.
I think it's about time to have that party.
But partying alone is never a good thing, so I'm sending out an invite to anyone interested in coming and hanging out. Video games, professional DJ, the whole nine. There's also guest rooms for people to crash in, if they need to after imbibing drinks that are certainly not in any way alcoholic, no of course not. Crash in. If you want to do that other thing that requires a room, you should probably take it somewhere else.
We'll say this Friday night? Yeah, Friday night. Please drop me a comment here if you plan to stop by, though. I need to know how much food and not-alcohol I'm gonna need.
( Locked away from all the folks that work for his agent and nosy reporters, but viewable to everybody who would actually be interested in this ) |
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[Jan. 25th, 2009|02:39 pm] |
Why do I feel like someone was trying to build a strip mall behind my eyes? Wh-
Okay. Guys, seriously, what was that?
((OOC: This isn't to say Tobias doesn't remember. He's just not admitting to remembering.)) |
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[Jan. 24th, 2009|12:18 pm] |
Okay, can someone explain to me why there's a bunch of weaponry under my bed? I'm pretty sure I didn't put any grenades under there.
Also, how much did I drink? I can't remember the last-fuck, last thing I remember is going to bed Saturday night. I'm fairly sure that you can't actually drink enough alcohol to do that. |
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[Jan. 21st, 2009|11:44 am] |
...This isn't amusing in the slightest. How am I meant to take Cassandra home when I'm... wherever here is? |
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[Jan. 20th, 2009|01:49 pm] |
You all have gone insane.
Does that happen a lot here? |
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[Jan. 18th, 2009|07:57 pm] |
Seriously? 2009?
I really don't need this right now. Fucking rift or vortex, whichever one it was this time. |
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[Jan. 18th, 2009|02:28 pm] |
And here I was starting to think I'd dreamed this place up during my ... somewhat re-directed Mission.
Though I'm not sure that's much of a comfort, knowing that the last thing I remember before coming back here was a pretty severe case of lead poisoning. |
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[Jan. 18th, 2009|08:22 am] |
Another alternate universe? Well, at least this one isn't a bombed out, irradiated hellhole. |
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[Jan. 16th, 2009|02:42 am] |
( Cooper ) |
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[Jan. 16th, 2009|12:12 am] |
...What, that's it?
A little anticlimactic, don't you think? |
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[Jan. 12th, 2009|08:18 pm] |
I'm really in need of a gaming group...or an alien invasion. Something to keep me occupied. I really have no idea why I'm so bored.
Oh! Freddles! I'm all settled now, so we can get to work! |
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