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[Feb. 14th, 2012|01:12 pm] |
You know what today needs?
MORE GLITTER!
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[Jan. 17th, 2012|03:13 pm] |
Oh, how I love my absolutely legitimate hobbies. But they do make me a recluse. Hello, I'm still here. |
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[Dec. 19th, 2011|01:33 pm] |
Fuckin' son of a -
Falling off of a roof hurts about as much as you think it does. Don't recommend it. |
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[Oct. 29th, 2011|05:09 pm] |
Now this is a party.
Safehouses and fighters, report in. Status report time. |
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[Oct. 27th, 2011|09:51 am] |
OKAY NOPONY PANIC!
I need a screwdriver, a large sized anvil, a trampoline, all the shrimp you can find, a long rope and five 2x4s.
Hurry!! |
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[Oct. 7th, 2011|06:23 pm] |
HEY PEOPLE! It's time for the semi-annual sale at McGee's Miscellany [London address], this time it's a Don't Know Where You're Going Columbus Day Weekend sale. Luckily you guys all know where you're going now!
Come on down! We've got snacks! Sometimes we work on the barter system instead of actual money! I guarantee you'll find something you didn't know you needed.
And of course, the boutique is always open, you don't even need an appointment, but you can make one if you want to!
(log post is here for anyone who wants to stop by) |
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[Aug. 7th, 2011|08:02 pm] |
OH MY GOD
ESTHER
SHE'S HERE |
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[Jun. 8th, 2011|12:18 am] |
You know, with the Doctor being about, I don't really feel right with the name my penis has had for lo these many years.
I'll have to think of something else. |
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[May. 24th, 2011|09:46 pm] |
Torii, you know what we haven't had in a while that I'm in the mood for?
... cake. |
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[May. 20th, 2011|07:53 pm] |
I really need to stop watching crime dramas back to back to back to back to back to back until it ends up I've watched fifty-nine episodes in a row. Turns out the right answer for the UPS guy isn't WHO SENT YOU because the UPS guy will look at you like you're weird. |
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[May. 9th, 2011|01:24 pm] |
Where am I?
Where's Wilfred?
And why am I still me? |
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[Apr. 20th, 2011|05:42 am] |
Happy birthday, Torii! I hope you don't mind if your birthday cake is postponed until we don't have a Thing to deal with. But you have gifts waiting for you at the house if you dare to traverse the monster-filled city for them! |
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[Mar. 31st, 2011|07:04 pm] |
HEY PEOPLE! It's time for the semi-annual sale over at McGee's Miscellany! This weekend! ALL WEEKEND! ALL THE WAY TO NEXT WEDNESDAY!!!
[London address] C'mon down for what you're looking for and find all the stuff you never knew you needed!
The boutique is accepting appointments also, if you need a fitting, drop me a line.
(ooc: locational log post is here) |
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[Feb. 2nd, 2011|06:41 pm] |
WIFE.
THIS IS MY PENIS. (Please note the .gif I have emailed to you.)
IT DEMANDS ITS WEEKLY TRIBUTE.
Please return said email for scheduling. |
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[Dec. 17th, 2010|10:39 am] |
HEY PEOPLE!
It's time for the Last Minute Shopportunity Sale over at McGee's Miscellany now through ... uh... whenever we run out of stuff!
Come on down! [London address] We've got weird hours! We're pretty much always open and we have all the stuff you never knew you needed! |
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[Dec. 16th, 2010|12:33 pm] |
You motherfuckers are making me go gray. Seriously. I found THREE silver hairs today. That's three too fucking many. |
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[Dec. 4th, 2010|12:23 am] |
I'm... not sure I know what's going on here.
I'm not sure I like it.
I swear I didn't have too much coffee this time! |
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[Jul. 22nd, 2010|01:34 am] |
Ohh Robbie~ I have some ...cake. |
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[Jul. 13th, 2010|07:32 pm] |
Nothing like a hard hour's work. I think I might treat myself to cake or sommat. |
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[Jul. 10th, 2010|11:50 am] |
So back from the honeymoon, have been for a couple days, and I got bored earlier and found a test online to see if your dog's retarded (or my dog, as the case may be)
Now, I know Monty is plenty smart, I've already taught him tricks, and we do dog shows once in a while, but like I said, bored, so I did it.
Apparently my dog is a genius. The only part of the test he quote-unquote 'failed' at was the blanket-over-the-head one, you're supposed to time how long it takes the dog to get out from under it. See, Monty knows that blankets onna head mean that it's Ghostbusting time, so he got all excited and started making ghost noises until I squirted him with the squirtgun.
Then we both had treats.
The End. |
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[Jun. 25th, 2010|11:56 pm] |
In just about 12 hours, I'm going to be a married woman. |
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[Jun. 22nd, 2010|08:02 pm] |
What the hell is a chat roulette and why does my son want to put his wedding on it? |
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[Jun. 18th, 2010|04:02 pm] |
Torii? Can we get married now? |
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[Jun. 14th, 2010|10:35 pm] |
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[May. 15th, 2010|10:04 am] |
Craftyparty at McGee's Miscellany this weekend! Making paving stones, bring your own pie tin (or other frame) and I'll supply the gewgaws and the cement.
[shop address, London]
Come on down! |
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[Apr. 23rd, 2010|08:43 pm] |
Oh fine, I'll post too. Hi, I'm Luc, I live here.
Ladies, commence to starting up your vibrators... Now. |
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[Apr. 20th, 2010|08:02 am] |
Yay birthday!
ETA: Birthday specials down at McGee's Miscellany, come on down and see what we've got, all the stuff you never knew you needed! |
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[Apr. 18th, 2010|07:43 pm] |
It's almost my bii~rthday
I'monna be eightee~en
You wish it was your bii~rthday
So you'd be cool like mee~ee! |
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[Mar. 13th, 2010|12:10 pm] |
WHOA! Hey Ferb! Guess what!
I just made a tornado! Well, that was only after I realized I could vaccum-pack pretty much anything I wanted. But apparently I control air!
HOW COOL IS THAT! |
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[Mar. 12th, 2010|05:40 pm] |
Bwahahaha, all your light are belong to me. |
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[Feb. 26th, 2010|08:59 pm] |
I'd do this, but I'm enhancement specced shammy. I'd never get to drink.
Though I may be tipsy right now. Just saying. Drunk Katamari whaaaaaat. |
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[Feb. 21st, 2010|01:05 pm] |
Dani? Torii? Hell, any of my female or non-straight male friends? Feel like shopping? (I say non-straight because the only straight guy who's allowed to see me at Agent Provocateur is Keller, and he's not invited for a reason.) |
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[Feb. 14th, 2010|11:38 am] |
Kung Hei Fat Choi!
Since everyone's celebrating V.D., figured we should have a lunar new year celebration over at McGee's Miscellany, red envelopes for the first customers of the day, and fantastic fukubukuro deals for the rest, we've even got auspicious snacks for everyone, at least as long as they last, c'mon down [London address] we're open all day to usher in the Year of the Tiger with great celebration! |
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[Feb. 7th, 2010|01:43 pm] |
What the hell is this. Midgard? Oh hell, what happened now?
Would any of you middlelanders have an explanation for why I'm here? Who summoned me? |
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[Feb. 2nd, 2010|09:21 pm] |
Hey, Torii. I got you a thing. Come get it. |
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[Feb. 2nd, 2010|03:46 pm] |
So, Phil says 6 more weeks of winter, even though Buckeye Chuck, Staten Island Chuck, Jimmy and General Lee all say elseways.
In any case, we're having a (Probably) Six More Weeks of Winter sale over at McGee's Miscellany if anybody's interested. I like to say we've got everything you never knew you needed, I haven't had a customer yet who hasn't found something to take home. |
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[Dec. 22nd, 2009|08:12 pm] |
who froze all of my knickers? |
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[Dec. 20th, 2009|05:59 pm] |
PAPER SNOWFLAKE WORKSHOP AT THE SHOP!
RIGHT THE HELLS NOW!
BRING YOUR OWN SCISSORS!
[address] |
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