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[Aug. 24th, 2010|12:05 am] |
I am sick and tired of losing people I love.
Carrick, Pinion, if you two leave, I swear I will create an explosion from which you two will not walk away from. |
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[Jan. 7th, 2010|06:31 am] |
I'M ENJOYING MYSELF. This European tour is going AWESOME.
This is unacceptable, unmetal behavior, though. Somebody find me something unpleasant about Europe. I want to dwell on it. |
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[Jan. 6th, 2010|10:33 pm] |
Finally, all of this Blessed cheer can be done with.
If anyone particularly values their fairy lights, I suggest getting them down as soon as possible. I may only be able to hold off the urge for so long. |
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[Mar. 27th, 2009|01:18 pm] |
Did the entire world spontaneously level up? |
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[Dec. 3rd, 2008|08:30 pm] |
Hello.
I'm back.
Lulu... and your mate... I'm sorry about your lawn. Carrick and I will see that it's back as it was, if you'll give us half an hour and stay out of it.
Boots... I hope you weren't too worried. Thank you for looking after my brother.
Robin
Jasper
the ki--
boys...
I'm
( Carrick ) |
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[Nov. 2nd, 2008|12:03 am] |
Hallo! Zombies! Werewolves! Vampires! It's like being home again! Well... more so if home had been Morrowind, but nevertheless... we WERE there for the Oblivion crisis nonsense...
Who needs saving? Pinion and I are exceptionally good at getting people from one place to another without getting caught. Just give us a ring.
Unless you're the little French fellow. We already saved you, stop acting like such a wuss and bloody well SIT TIGHT until we get back! |
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[Oct. 6th, 2008|01:30 pm] |
CRUSTACEANS OF MEDIOCRITY!
ARTHROPODS OF LIMITATION! |
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[Aug. 3rd, 2008|10:49 pm] |
We're fishing off of rooftops. We have invisible strings baited with bats screaming very very quietly.
We're good at guessing, yes, we could guess ourselves into the mouth of a whale, but we won't, no we won't, because the game's so much more fun when you play it.
We have detective hats! And if you do a little dance, you can have a hat, too! |
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[Jul. 31st, 2008|05:03 pm] |
We heard things fall and rise again.
We heard unsilent unbeing given voice by those who invented sound merely by listening.
It lacked subtlety, but there was a certain godly grace in daring to tilt the world with that level of unimaginable violence. So sudden, so swift, no warning and no apology... it was brilliant.
A pity the game didn't last. We'd have liked to see how far the ripples went. |
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[Jul. 5th, 2008|12:40 am] |
I don't even have to be here one week. This place sucks just as bad as the place we left.
Oh wait, no it sucks WORSE because the Louvre is still intact, Flordia is still relatively death free, and you know what?
I HATE LONDON. There. I said it. London sucks, it sucks like a five dollar Vietnamese whore. |
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[May. 2nd, 2008|12:48 am] |
(C)
I say... do you know what we've never seen before?
(P)
An elephant fly.
(C)
But aside from that, we've never seen weather in the Void.
(P)
A tornado. And this other jackass on the keyboard is a jackass.
(C)
Ever pleasant, brother. So... does anyone want to volunteer insight as to where we've landed? Other than... yes we know... an England? |
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