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[Mar. 8th, 2012|10:34 pm] |
I have the maddest cherry ice lolly craving right now. I think I might be pregnant too. Cee, I hope you're not too upset you're not in your mum. |
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[Mar. 6th, 2012|03:44 pm] |
Uh hi, everyone. I'm Sam.
I'm new here. I mean, not new, because Dean said I've been here before, but that wasn't me, even if it technically was.
I got the basic gist of what's going on, but I still have a couple questions. Namely: does anyone know what controls the tornado that brought us here, if anything? That's actually the only real question I've got right now. |
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[Feb. 16th, 2012|12:54 am] |
I am the king of romance. For VDay, I made Torii Chocolate Covered Bacon Hearts. BY MYSELF.
Save your applause, I know, I'm amazing. |
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[Jan. 17th, 2012|03:13 pm] |
Oh, how I love my absolutely legitimate hobbies. But they do make me a recluse. Hello, I'm still here. |
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[Oct. 27th, 2011|09:51 am] |
OKAY NOPONY PANIC!
I need a screwdriver, a large sized anvil, a trampoline, all the shrimp you can find, a long rope and five 2x4s.
Hurry!! |
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[Oct. 18th, 2011|03:41 pm] |
I HATE BLOODY STUPID FRIGGIN' EARWORMS.
I GET IT.
THE ROOF IS ON FIRE.
NOW DIE IN YOUR CRUMBLING STUPID HOUSE, ARGH. JUST GET OUT OF MY EARDRUMS. |
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[Oct. 7th, 2011|06:23 pm] |
HEY PEOPLE! It's time for the semi-annual sale at McGee's Miscellany [London address], this time it's a Don't Know Where You're Going Columbus Day Weekend sale. Luckily you guys all know where you're going now!
Come on down! We've got snacks! Sometimes we work on the barter system instead of actual money! I guarantee you'll find something you didn't know you needed.
And of course, the boutique is always open, you don't even need an appointment, but you can make one if you want to!
(log post is here for anyone who wants to stop by) |
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[Aug. 25th, 2011|05:46 pm] |
Looks like most of the other new arrivals covered the whole freaking out and saying this isn't possible schtick, so instead I think I'll just see if anyone knows if there's a decent place to get a drink around here?
Oh, has anyone seen a British butler enjoying too much damn time off? |
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[Jul. 21st, 2011|06:28 pm] |
Я̬͓͎͇̩̩̮̥̥̋ͬ,̛̭̙̜͉͉̻͎ͮ̾́ ̡̘͓͙̮̘̹ͮ̎͌̄̐̃̚̕ͅк̛̗̬̲̬͚̣̜̇ͯ̈̍͆̇̎ͮ͘ͅа̨̯̻̱̦͍̑ͮ̈͟ж̡̞͙͚̗̙̠͓̏̓̀̏е̶̶̌͆ͪ̓ͨͧ̐͢ͅт̢͔̜̣̦̫͈̐͒͆ͨͭ̏с̨̲͎͉͙́̑̀я̴̞ͯͥ̆̈́̈̂ͧ͜,̀͌͗̎̔ͤ̿̒҉̨̺̤̝ ̶̛̤̂ͧп̷̥̗͛̎̓̋̉͒р̱̳̙̪̪ͨ͑͒ͭͬ͒ͮ́͌̕о͚̱̯̘̳͉̤̄͛͝и̱͕̯̙͍̣̯̊̎ͥ̾ͤ̄͟͞з̬͙̣̠̱͎̽̓̐̈͗о͈̼̝̥̗̬̩̱̎̾̌͌̏̚͢͝ш̩̞̫̫͚̟̑̀̏ͯ̅̄͞е̷̡̜̟̮̠̫ͨ̽̽ͫ̊ͣ͑л̵̙̝ͮ̀̎̀ ̸̻̤͌̏с͔̰͖̗̅̓̾̒б̥̳̬͎̗̺̜̮ͣ̀̈̑ͪ̒͒̽о͔̘͍̬̬͕͍̍͆͒̎͟й̥̟́ͧ͟ ̟̳̜͕̤͕̲ͧ̈ͬ̈͢͞в̢̛̜͎ͬͨ̅ͥ͟ ͚̣͙̺̒̉ͪͨ̂р̎̈́͗͒́͏̥̯͖͖̖̞ͅа͆̒̏̑ͫ͏͈б̷̧̦͓ͦ͐ͯ͢о̶̲̯̮̥̲ͪ̊͋ͥ̑̆̂т̛͓̥̦̏ͯ͜е̳ͣͬͦ̇̒ͭ͝ͅ |
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[Jul. 18th, 2011|07:12 pm] |
Hey! Hey hey! Everybody! Hey! GUESS WHAT TOMORROW IS! Go on! Guess!
(And guess who's already celebrating!) |
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[Jul. 4th, 2011|07:07 pm] |
Do I really want to know where or when I ended up? Do I get to pick? That would be lovely. OI, VORTEX. PLEASE LET ME BE IN RENAISSANCE ERA ITALY, SURROUNDED BY LOVELY PEOPLE AND SANGRIA. |
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[Jul. 3rd, 2011|11:16 am] |
Hey Abed! Look what I found on eBay.
( Look! ) |
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[Jul. 2nd, 2011|11:31 pm] |
If anyone hears any loud bangs in Cardiff? Yeah, sorry about that, trying to see if I can fix the TARDIS, tinkering with the dematerialisation circuit. Been a while since I last had to pull it out.
I'll try not to blow myself up, though, so nobody panic if there are loud noises. Maybe this time, the swimming pool will stay put instead of trying to invade the rest of the TARDIS... |
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[Jun. 26th, 2011|04:51 pm] |
After invading Italy, Napoleon conquered the moon, leaving behind three garrisons: Alpha, Beta and Bonaparte. These were discovered in 1973 during the first non-faked moon landing.
Corn is, in fact, grass.
Crocodiles were used as weapons in 692 AD as part of a complicated style of martial arts which consisted mainly of slapping your opponent in the face with live reptiles.
Every year, 16 people die as a result of a severe allergic reaction to the state of West Virginia.
Fact Sphere is the handsomest sphere, full of accurate and interesting information. Anyone who disagrees is clearly less intelligent than Fact Sphere. Anyone who agrees is also less intelligent than Fact Sphere, but is welcome to share Fact Sphere's cookies. |
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[Jun. 13th, 2011|08:37 pm] |
Dean! Annorah! Danielle! Robbie! Whomever! Small Robbie just said his first words! I was putting him down to change his nappy, and I had a bottle in my hand, and I don't know, he just ... spoke. I heard Bott-a, clearly and distinctly. I gave it to him, and he said it again, with that silly little smile he sometimes gets.
Is it strange that I want to cry? |
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[Jun. 8th, 2011|12:18 am] |
You know, with the Doctor being about, I don't really feel right with the name my penis has had for lo these many years.
I'll have to think of something else. |
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[Jun. 4th, 2011|01:07 am] |
Oh no, I've broken it again
Hello! Hi, ah... I think this is the right place, this time. I hope.
There's this Nigerian fellow who says I owe him quite a lot of money and I'm really not sure what to do. Does this... does this happen often?
Anyone? |
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[May. 28th, 2011|11:27 am] |
Ding, ding, ding. Here we go.
( Alexandra )
( Robbie ) |
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[May. 24th, 2011|09:46 pm] |
Torii, you know what we haven't had in a while that I'm in the mood for?
... cake. |
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[May. 20th, 2011|07:53 pm] |
I really need to stop watching crime dramas back to back to back to back to back to back until it ends up I've watched fifty-nine episodes in a row. Turns out the right answer for the UPS guy isn't WHO SENT YOU because the UPS guy will look at you like you're weird. |
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[May. 11th, 2011|10:15 pm] |
My goodness, everything looks different through the eyes of a human. Such a limited point of view, it's a wonder anyone gets around. |
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[May. 9th, 2011|01:24 pm] |
Where am I?
Where's Wilfred?
And why am I still me? |
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[May. 4th, 2011|03:17 pm] |
Happy National Lisping Jedi Day everyone!
May the fourth be with you all! |
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[Apr. 20th, 2011|05:42 am] |
Happy birthday, Torii! I hope you don't mind if your birthday cake is postponed until we don't have a Thing to deal with. But you have gifts waiting for you at the house if you dare to traverse the monster-filled city for them! |
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[Apr. 19th, 2011|09:55 pm] |
Miku and I are safe, no thanks to our Master. Thank you to all of those who texted in worry of us. We are staying in Uruk for the time being. |
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[Apr. 19th, 2011|12:25 pm] |
... does anyone want to explain to me why a kobold just threw an apple at me on my way out of Tesco? |
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[Apr. 12th, 2011|01:14 pm] |
Ugh, I'm getting all antsy again. I just hope it's a change in the weather and not some kind of tension on the horizon.
As much as I sometimes complain about the boring? It's a nice change. |
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[Apr. 5th, 2011|05:58 pm] |
WHO.
SCRATCHED.
MY CAR? |
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[Mar. 27th, 2011|03:16 pm] |
I'm not entirely certain lending Eddie's code to run a practice room for superheroes was the best idea I've ever had. He's barely sane. I mean, he's gotten better over the time he's been running, but I don't know how trustworthy he is with lasers, force-fields and holographic projections.
Anyone else got an AI that he could interface with and make sure he doesn't go buggy while being the brain for the danger room? |
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[Feb. 13th, 2011|03:58 pm] |
This isn't the Grid, and it certainly isn't California. I think ... I think I'm lost.
I've never been lost before. I don't think I like it very much. |
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[Feb. 2nd, 2011|06:41 pm] |
WIFE.
THIS IS MY PENIS. (Please note the .gif I have emailed to you.)
IT DEMANDS ITS WEEKLY TRIBUTE.
Please return said email for scheduling. |
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[Dec. 6th, 2010|11:21 pm] |
I took a portkey even though I hear that's the reason why I've got tits again. It's worth it to join a few mates at a midnight release party, though.
And I figure I'll get more loot with ... well, my sort of breasts. |
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[Dec. 4th, 2010|04:22 pm] |
Dangit! How is it that I'm still pocket-size? |
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[Dec. 4th, 2010|12:23 am] |
I'm... not sure I know what's going on here.
I'm not sure I like it.
I swear I didn't have too much coffee this time! |
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[Dec. 4th, 2010|12:06 am] |
I just wanted grits. This is - dammit, not again.
Cassidy, not a word. |
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[Nov. 30th, 2010|08:18 am] |
Snow? In MY UK? IT'S MORE LIKELY THAN YOU THINK! |
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[Nov. 23rd, 2010|11:14 pm] |
TROLLS CAN BE DRUIDS NOW
GNOMES CAN BE PRIESTS
BRB IN A COUPLE MONTHS |
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[Aug. 18th, 2010|03:40 pm] |
MUAHAHAHAHA~
Oh.
Uh.
I got a Diablo 3 beta invite.
MUAHAHAHAH! |
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[Aug. 8th, 2010|12:52 pm] |
Why on Earth am I soloing a priest again? I'm starting to believe people when they tell me I'm mad.
Teja, mate, how're you holding up? |
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[Jul. 22nd, 2010|01:34 am] |
Ohh Robbie~ I have some ...cake. |
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