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[Jan. 26th, 2010|09:28 am] |
I finally got someone trained to replace me at Oxford as head of Archaeology. Which leaves me with plenty of free time for tomb raiding and ahem...hanging out with a certain someone.
Peter? What would you like to do this weekend? |
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[Oct. 5th, 2009|05:28 pm] |
Have I mentioned lately how much I simply adore you, Peter Parker? |
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[Aug. 14th, 2009|03:45 pm] |
I am woefully unprepared to go back to teaching this term. Anyone care to take over my job? As lovely as it is to have something to do every day, it's cutting into my fun time. |
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[May. 15th, 2009|01:30 pm] |
It's bloody hot in California this time of year, isn't it? I thought I'd visit the governor here, he was an old friend of my father's.
I've grown far to accustomed to London. |
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[Mar. 27th, 2009|03:58 pm] |
Oh bloody hell, I've got a sodding power.
I hope you don't mind that it's now raining in your room, Peter. I promise to replace your things, darling. |
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[Feb. 2nd, 2009|10:28 am] |
Bloody hell, that cavern was disgusting. Whoever thought descending into a pit of sludge and scum would be worth the few treasures we found there was completely buggy.
I did get paid handsomely, however. |
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[Jan. 8th, 2009|01:21 pm] |
( Lara ) |
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[Jan. 7th, 2009|02:08 am] |
So I've been thinking about changing my superhandle. Spider-Man is good, we all know it's good. It's catchy. But it's a bit on-the-nose. "Spider-Man? I guess... I guess he has Spider Powers. I bet his Kryptonite is a can of Raid."
I've got a couple ideas. What do we think about Captain Superfly?
I like it. I like it because it tells the world, "Hey, that guy must be superfly."
Plus, if they misread the name and they try to attack me with a giant flyswatter or something, then I can say, "Bitch, please, I'm Captain Superfly." |
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[Jan. 3rd, 2009|05:41 am] |
I've been kinda bored and stir crazy lately and I don't know how to fix it. Have I really been back over three months? Feels like no time at all.
Master Qui-Gon, we need to up my training. Give me more challenging things to do.
Lara, we need to go put our lives in danger. Extreme danger would be even better.
I think I need to regularly spar with some other Jedi. Or anyone, really.
How's everyone at X-Factor doing?
( Sherlock ) |
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[Dec. 21st, 2008|04:26 pm] |
Woah. Shit. That was-
Okay, never mind. Am I back? Raven? Sarah? |
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[Dec. 4th, 2008|02:49 pm] |
I've recently viewed the film Wanted. And while I can appreciate the more obvious similarities between myself and this Angelina Jolie person, I must say that I was unaware my bum looked so lovely when naked and moving.
Peter, why haven't you told me this? |
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[Sep. 25th, 2008|08:52 pm] |
Okay, God?
That really wasn't funny.
Where the kriff am I now? I dressed for Australian weather and now I'm freezing. |
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[Sep. 24th, 2008|01:57 am] |
Here's to you, Mrs. Robinson.
Jesus loves you more than you will know.
Whoa whoa whoa. |
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[Jul. 12th, 2008|02:29 am] |
This is.. unexpected. |
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[May. 15th, 2008|01:05 am] |
Lara Michelle Elizabeth Bethany David Michael John Paul George Ringo Mary Dana Laura Bob Croft!
(I actually have no idea what your middle name is. Pick one!)
I don't really have anything to yell at you about, but I thought of that line and I figured I should use it before I thought better of it. |
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[May. 11th, 2008|08:18 pm] |
Anyone who's looking for Mia Jesbar is going to have a hard time finding her. She's gone. So's her family. I checked. There's no sign of any of them.
( X-Factor ) |
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[Apr. 28th, 2008|12:26 pm] |
Damn it. Since when can I not access all of my fortune?
Is this some kind of joke? Apparently I cannot touch over half of my estate until I marry. What a load of bollocks.
My parents here must have been a couple of pranksters. All I wanted to do is sell off some of the unused houses and donate some money to charity. |
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[Apr. 13th, 2008|12:35 pm] |
Going to be laying low for the next few days. I'll wrap up the case I have left and then might ask for a couple days off. I'm not sure.
Lara, can we reschedule our plans for tomorrow? Just not feeling up to it.
( private )
( Master Qui-Gon )
( Jamie ) |
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[Apr. 3rd, 2008|11:29 pm] |
Mia, dinner was lovely. And I'm glad I didn't get as drunk tonight. I can still manage to piece together accurate words and spellings.
Speaking of which. Oh God Peter, I am so sorry. I just read my comments from last night and I-
I'm so bloody embarrassed. I am so sorry for putting you on the spot like that. I just-
God, I can't say sorry enough. |
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[Apr. 2nd, 2008|11:48 am] |
Peter, I'm going to be passed out all day tomorrow. Do try not to miss me too much. I'll see you in the afternoon if you're around when I decide to drag my arse out of bed.
Mia, if you're up for some dinner tomorrow night, I'd enjoy it. For some reason, my birthday this year is depressing me and I'd love the company.
I hate birthdays. |
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[Apr. 2nd, 2008|11:16 am] |
You know, I always thought I'd be dead by twenty five. And here I am, about to turn twenty five tomorrow.
Just to avoid tempting fate, I'm going to stay in today. Anybody feel like playing scrabble or poker online? |
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[Mar. 24th, 2008|10:35 am] |
Happy Birthday Peter Parker!
I hope you have a lovely birthday, dear. Even though you won't let me do anything for you, I got you something anyway.
Never tell a hot spirited British woman no. |
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[Mar. 13th, 2008|01:38 am] |
Eleven days until the big day, sports fans.
Are we excited? I'm excited. |
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[Mar. 10th, 2008|12:13 pm] |
Finally! Yes! I'm a girl again. And I'm much prettier.
I'm so glad that's finally over. I was really missing being a girl. This calls for celebration. |
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[Mar. 10th, 2008|01:51 am] |
OH COME ON! |
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[Mar. 8th, 2008|10:01 am] |
Umm...
Jamie, could I borrow some clothes? Mine don't fit... anymore.
Um. Lara. We'll have to reschedule. |
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[Mar. 7th, 2008|01:57 am] |
Hey, question. What's that thing where you're technically a minor, but you don't have to deal with your parents anymore? There's a word for it. Google isn't helping me here. |
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[Mar. 6th, 2008|05:31 pm] |
I'm me again!
God, how I have missed being myself. |
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[Mar. 5th, 2008|09:12 pm] |
Bloody buggering hell, I'm still not back to normal. Why is it that nearly everyone else is, but I am not?
Damn it. This is so incredibly annoying. |
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[Mar. 3rd, 2008|01:42 pm] |
Bloody hell.
Edit:( Peter ) |
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[Mar. 3rd, 2008|01:37 pm] |
Check me out!
I'm like Jade, but with better tits!
Man, I want to motorboat myself. This is awesome.
Jumping jack time! |
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[Feb. 16th, 2008|12:26 am] |
X-Factor, you'll have to do without me. I'm going to follow in the footsteps of the great Lara Croft and go into tomb raiding artifact hunting.
Edit: ( private ) |
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[Feb. 15th, 2008|09:19 am] |
Oh for God's sake.
Who on Earth did I replace? This bloody office is a mess! I know archaeologists can be a messy lot, but honestly. This is ridiculous.
ETA: Peter, I had fun the other night, in light of the situation anyhow. Would you care to join me at my gym later today? I'd like to see how I fare against you at rock climbing. And no cheating. |
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[Feb. 7th, 2008|11:40 pm] |
Somebody better tell me what the hell is going on, right now. |
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[Feb. 1st, 2008|06:34 pm] |
Anyone in the vicinity of Kent Memorial parking garage willing to help get folks out?
Meet me at [address] |
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[Feb. 1st, 2008|08:29 am] |
What the hell is this shit?
A vortex grabs me, dumps me naked in the middle of Time's Square and the next thing I know some damn blue bloke is trying to fucking kill me!
What the hell??? |
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[Jan. 28th, 2008|08:20 pm] |
This may seem like a weird question. But bear with me for a second.
Where is my house, where is my aunt, and why is it that no one in Forest Hills has heard of the Watson family? |
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