Things just don't....fly into people's hands! I'm sitting on the couch, watching TV and the remote's on the table, right? So I reach my hand out on my to lean for it and the fucking thing FLEW INTO MY HAND. Like Luke's lightsaber, on Hoth. THE FUCK??
So I put it down, and tried to reach for it again and the thing came to me.
Am I...do I...DEAN!! THIS IS YOUR FAULT! WHAT DID YOU DO?!