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[Nov. 13th, 2009|05:03 pm] |
I realize that I'm bad enough that no one ever wants to stay around me.
I've accepted that.
I'm going down into Hell for a while. Doubt I'll be back. |
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[Nov. 8th, 2009|04:25 pm] |
I was a priest for Halloween. Did I miss the fine print someplace? Did we all? I swear, I only dressed up for the occasion. But I actually believed that I was a member of the Catholic church, that I was truly ordained.. that I was a man of God. Got this holy stench on me, need to remove it That's okay for those who are called for that. It's destiny. Just.. not mine.
Butters? I have to say, yours was interesting too. Captain Chaos. I bet it was a really cool costume. I also think, and you can correct me if needed, but your Damien might have liked it too. Halloween is still my favorite holiday out of the year. We can hang out again sometime if you want.
Crowley, I now understand what you meant by irony. I hope that I wasn't.. too bad. I apologize if I were. But wow. Irony. I definitely see it. Now that I'm myself, I no longer feel compelled to preach, well I do, but it's my own version. It was sort of my fate back home, my job. So in a way, I guess it felt similar. Except I was serving the other side. Not as bad as I thought. But it's not me.
So! Now that we came through that mess. I need to have some fun. Some good, hot, exciting fun. And lots of it. Need to get back to my roots and basics. Good news, I recently got a waterbed put in one of my rooms. If anyone wants to come over and help me... break it in.. hehe.. the door is open. Girls or guys, whatever. Young and hot. Whether you're new, or even if we met before, it's open. I think that maybe if I get one visit a day, for about a week? Maybe that should do it, maybe it'll feel like I am my normal self again. |
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[Nov. 4th, 2009|10:12 pm] |
KNEEL BEFORE PROFESSOR CHAOS
THIS WORLD IS MINE!!!!1
PREPARE TO DROWN IN A... FLOOD THING.
No wait, that didn't work out last time...
PREPARE TO DIE SOME OTHER WAY!!
NOT EVEN MYSTERION CAN STOP ME NOW
AHAHAHAHA! |
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[Apr. 14th, 2009|01:58 am] |
Aww, I can't make little monsters with my mind no more.
At least I still have the ones I already got! |
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[Apr. 14th, 2009|04:01 am] |
First there is people hunting mutants, then everyone is a mutant, then not everyone is a mutant and everything is normal once more? And I thought my lifestyle was already alternative enough. |
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[Apr. 13th, 2009|04:44 pm] |
Easter at Jack & Bill's was... well, wasn't that much different than usual, I guess.
Anyway, it's coming up on time to hire the summer camp staff for the museum 'live like a pirate' day camp, it went well last year, decided to try it again this year. Just drop me a line here or give me a call [phone #] with why you'd be qualified to lead a bunch of kids (or a bunch of businessfolk on a team-building retreat) in what it's like to live as a pirate. |
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[Mar. 28th, 2009|05:32 pm] |
S-so I woke up this morning covered in these critters...
Kinda yicky, but almost kinda cute. I don't know what to do about 'em all, there's like a hundred. I feel bad sending them back to wherever they came from 'cause all they were tryin to do was keep me warm. ...Well at least these ones don't talk. |
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[Mar. 27th, 2009|12:06 pm] |
YAAAAAAH!!!! I-I had a horrible nightmare, it was my dad, and then he turned into part monster with tentacles and claws and-and I woke up screaming, and there it was in real life standing over my bed hollerin' and squealin' this awful noise and I ran out and it chased me out the house and down the street and I just got away from it just now. Oh sweet Jesus it was terrifying. I, I'm never going back to that house again, it's haunted! |
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[Mar. 25th, 2009|12:11 pm] |
Oh jeez, where am I? I'm supposed to be at school! Oh no, when my parents find out I'm not at school, they're gonna be awful sore.
H-hey, internet? How do I get back home? |
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