Incomplete Data: A panfandom, multi-world RP.

[Basically away from anyone who's likely to tattle on them]

NASCAR is American, right? It's totally American.

Tomorrow night. 9:30. Renata and I are facing off for a very intense quarter-mile, winner take... I don't know. Something. Not my cheese fridge, but something.

So who wants to come see me win?

What's a thespian club and why am I in it? I've never made out with girls. Do I gotta practice?

[Steve AA]
Hey.

[Bucky 616]
Hey.

[Tony AA]
Hey.

Who would accuse Steve of being a communist? Like [...] Steve? At least our Steve. I don't know about the other Steves

This whole accusing each other of being communists thing sounds kind of exhausting. Like anyone could be a communist. After the games, I'm pretty sure this seems like a lot. What are we even accomplishing?

I’m gonna have to go with a no on the creepy 1950s kidnap torture. I didn’t ask to go back in the future and I don’t care who any of you people arr. I’m so out.

I feel like I should be a lot colder than this. And a lot less nauseous.

The decor in this place is not

where AM I

Where is here?

I hate this school with girls all in dresses the same
Where teachers talk talk talk and
I don't want to listen !!
I rather be in detention
Because I will not be brainwashed
By your lies like the echoes of
Everything I've forgotten and
I've forgotten
I've forgotten

XOXO,
Me

[Red-hair Woman with too many questions]
I'm not sorry.

[Man that is maybe dad or maybe grandpa]
Give me money.

[Mustache Man]
Do you have more steak?

[High School Students]

Apparently I'm going to be teaching you all about the wonders of living things. Meaning biology, if that wasn't obvious. You can call me Mr. Stamets or Paul. Frankly, I don't care.

I've never taught anyone younger than around twenty, and I never particularly wanted to. I would therefore highly appreciate it if you can all act like the young adults that you are rather than like children. I know rebellion is 'cool', but it's also a complete waste of everyone's time.

I'm also sure plenty of you are hoping that this will be a joke. Sorry, but if I'm being forced to teach, you are all going to learn. Might as well make something productive out of this ridiculous situation.

A few more things of note;

1. I will be ignoring anything in the textbook that is dated or otherwise faulty. Being misinformed is worse than being uninformed.

2. Do your work in pen. I don't want to deal with papers covered in chickenscratch that also smudges graphite all over my hands. No damn pencils. I'll tolerate pens because I didn't find a typewriter in my own house so I doubt the rest of you have access to one.

3. We will not be wasting time on pointless endeavors like making candy models to demonstrate the structural differences between animal and plant cells. If you want to make one for yourself, be my guest, but you sure as heck aren't going to be getting credit from me for it.

4. Constructive complaints are welcome, but unnecessary whining will be entirely disregarded.

Deal with all of that and we should get along just fine.

Anyone want to go to that Socrates place with me after school?

Y'all can zap me back into that dang house every morning if'n you want. Just means I'm gonna trudge back elsewhere as soon as I'm conscious again.

And Smith family, fix your own dang meals.

Who: Ron Swanson, Girl
When: Evening, Day 1
Where: The Swan(son) House
What: None of your damn business
Rating: TBD

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What is this place? Who are you people?

so it'd be cool if you check out my

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thanks again to everyone that contributed. if you have any song requests or want to contribute to the next edition, wait until after we get back because i'll forget between now and then

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[Darcy]
hey so like you mentioned before like the music you can put on not radios? i wanted to maybe do one of those before we go somewhere else because i got this cool new recording studio

Edit: CASTING CALL
talent wanted for upcoming squadcast

submit segments to bucky barnes (not the other ones) for approval

looking for songs and talking stuff

deadline before that clock runs out

[Deadpool]
yo can darcy interview you?

:(:(:( So many people have gone :( :( :(

Avengers Academy! Assemble? Please tell me you're all here!

Has anyone seen Bucky? I looked for him for like ever earlier and then we had to clean up fish and I couldn't find him and I still feel like someone ran me over and I vomited in the bathtub. Sorry, Sharon. I'm just trying to find out where he is.

[Tony]

hey you up?

Hello? I'm Tina Goldstein, I've just arrived here. I have to say that while I'm familiar with New York, having grown up there, this is nothing quite like the New York that I remember from home. I'm told it's nearly a hundred years into my future which is truly quite astonishing.

Also it was months until December.

I really don't know what to make of this, it's not quite what I expected from leaving Newt to going back home.

This isn't going to work for me.

I'm clearly a Spring

Somehow it doesn't really feel like Christmas. Not that that's a huge surprise or anything.

[AA Kids]

Are we doing anything for Christmas? Like buying already made food and eating it together?

i've had to face the harsh realization that my music career is going nowhere

apparently all i'm good at is football and warfare

so i'm quitting singing forever and cancelling my holiday show

with all new lyrics about winter and snow

sorry in advance to the three of you that bought tickets*

but there's greater talent in the chirping crickets

anyway everything sucks and i'm going to find a freezer to lock myself in

and forget my sorrows and the might-have-been

* sorry no refunds i spent it on poptarts