Incomplete Data: A panfandom, multi-world RP.

I was in a cage.

A narwhal, huh? Insert joke about my horn here. At least it's cute.

Although I honestly can't remember the last time I wore a dress, so that's a thing.

[Han]

You want to go with me to that New Years thing? I mean I can't drink, and I don't dance but..

[CAROL DANVERS]

I got you a present.

And I'm glad you didn't get locked up in a pen, because I'm not about to go wrangling animals.

[MATT MURDOCK (MCU)]

Did Karen talk to you?

I'm Jessica Jones. The other one, obviously. She says you're dead. I know who you are, so what happened?

Who: Kamala Khan & Carol Danvers
Where: Central Park... Somewhere
What: Meeting a hero
When: ??
Rating: Low
Status: Incomplete

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Fuck opera.

Which one of you assholes killed me?

Clint, you're a terrible husband.

Who: Sibyl and James Vance (Carol Danvers and Matt Murdock)
What: She tells her brother that she's getting married.
Where: Their place
When: Right after Dorian proposes to Sibyl, before her death (obvs)
Rating: G

( I am getting married! )

[Private to Henry Wotton]
I'm afraid you may have been right.

[Private to Sibyl Vane]
Shall you be performing tomorrow night?

[Madame Giry + Lesser Opera Persons]

The worst tragedy since the fall of Rome has occurred.

My head is as heavy as the heart of a sinner before Our Lord. My breath is labored, and I am weak as a newborn lamb. My skin is cold as the eternal death. Yet, worse even than the pallor of my perfect complexion is the fate of our beloved opera.

Madame, I have lost my voice. The same voice which has captured the world, and brought it to its knees. The voice which brings tears to the eyes of gentlemen, and tenderness to the heart of ladies. That voice is nothing now. It is gone.

I am as good as dead, Madame Giry. And along with me, the opera.

I hope everyone enjoys tonight performance at the Opera House. Please join us for the performance of a lifetime, as we say goodbye to our esteemed Manager.

[Rebels + Carol, Darcy, & Jughead]

Everyone here and alright, then?

[The Terror Twins]

I see you two have already injected your usual brand of levity into the situation.

Carol??

What the fuck is with all the sparkles and these clothes? Are we in Europe?

If those being accused of murder, manslaughter and/or assault are going to be accorded due process, I would like to volunteer my services to provide legal counsel and representation for those who want it.

[Squad 5]

We have to pick a new jury member. Nominations?

Vote here

[Han]

How much do you want a drink right now? Because I really want a drink right now. And I just need someone to tell me no. Also I got stuck in some new building. And they've put me in fucking pink. At least I'm in my own room this time. So if you come looking for me in Mike, I'm not there.

Green wasn't really my colour, anyway.

If anyone sees a calico cat with a stumpy tail wandering around, can you please let me know? Her name is Medea and she's pretty friendly, I would just hate for her to get lost.

[Squad 5 - Loki, Clint (616), Billy, Kamala, Claire]

Hey so we need to figure out who needs what. I know Matt got hit in the head pretty bad. If anyone thinks we should send anyone anything, let me know. I don't know a whole lot about medical stuff, so if anyone knows whether or not anyone is in desperate need of something, let me know. That's priority, right now.

( Town Meeting! Town Meeting! )

Hello! I'm Kamala. I just arrived? I don't know what I think of this place BUT I was told that there were people I knew here? Avengers? There are like multiple versions of each Avenger here? How cool is that?!

I think I might go scream in exciting.

Oh I 'm living in Romeo and I'm in Squad 5? Hello if you are too!

I haven't been spending nearly as much time in these training seminars as maybe I ought to, but I've handled myself in enough situations on enough planets that unless there's something new worth learning, I figure I'll either keep going or my luck will run out.

At this point, the only survival training that might be real useful is parenting classes.